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我的父母是很天兵的一對夫妻.. 我媽很怪 很喜歡強詞奪理 有一天他倆坐在客廳看到discovery在探討人類的進化論 媽:喔!!我知道!!進化論是那個誰..達文西寫的嘛!! 爸:(不屑)是達爾文 媽:達爾文是畫那個..蒙娜麗莎的微笑那個吧!! 爸:那個才是達文西,你說反了 媽:(見笑轉生氣)唉唷!!都姓達,有什麼好分,你很愛計較耶!! 爸:話不能這樣講,那綠島不就在關島旁邊?反正都是島,計較什麼!! 媽:.... 爸:然後關島上面有座觀音山,反正都是"ㄍㄨㄢ"嘛,計較什麼! 媽:.... 爸:觀音山的山霸王叫觀世音,他有一個哥哥叫關羽,還有一個表妹叫「關搭啦咩啦」 媽:....你夠了沒? 爸:反正姓關的應該都是一家人嘛!!你說的啊!! ................................我為什麼會被這對夫妻生到?? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.166.68.78
ilikeh:我笑了XD~~關搭拉咩啦 03/22 22:32
Hans14:XD表妹叫「關搭啦咩啦」 03/22 22:33
schmidterich:好好笑XDDD 03/22 22:33
ciplu:好妙喔 XD 03/22 22:35
teoteo:好好笑XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:38
ingui11:妙XDDD 03/22 22:42
cloudyfish:哈哈哈 你爸媽超好笑XDDDD 03/22 22:44
puyopuyo:你爸每天在演鐵獅玉玲瓏呴 03/22 22:44
abluepisces:還有一個表妹叫「關搭啦咩啦」.....讚啦 03/22 22:45
digodi:XD 03/22 22:46
luvfaye:推"關搭啦咩啦" HA ! 03/22 22:46
balawei:你爹實在是太強啦......XDDDDDD 03/22 22:46
sec5417:真有趣的爸媽~我也想被這樣的父母生到^^ 03/22 22:47
panyuhsin:還有一個表妹叫「關搭啦咩啦」~XD 03/22 22:48
lovy:推"關搭啦咩啦"!哈哈哈 03/22 22:50
Arlen7119:XDDDDDD 03/22 22:50
gerard:XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:51
yvane:XDDDD 03/22 22:52
llaarrcc:笑死我了!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:54
a76011:我的媽呀 關搭啦咩啦也太好笑了吧 哈哈哈 03/22 22:54
StAKA:你爸太帥了XDDDDDD 03/22 22:55
cosy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好寶喔 03/22 22:55
Crucio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:57
gatawiselot:推鐵師玉玲瓏 03/22 22:58
iceboxi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:00
plumliu:超好笑!! 推 關搭啦咩啦!! 03/22 23:01
KeroroMorita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:02
Subzero0000:靠妖咧~~有夠好笑的 03/22 23:02
shakalaka:真...無言啊 03/22 23:03
guika:關搭啦咩啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:03
jy9430:推關搭啦咩啦XDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:02
plumliu:超好笑!! 03/22 23:04
enjoysport:關搭啦咩啦XD 03/22 23:06
goldshort:關搭拉咩啦 XDDDD 03/22 23:09
imuniverse:還有一個表妹叫「關搭啦咩啦」 這個好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:09
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sapig: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:12
andymayday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:23
ducktom:關搭啦咩啦XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:27
aaaaspasia:笑死我了~~~哈哈哈....本日最好笑 03/22 23:29
yifanyang:轉錄至看板 joke 03/22 23:30
evilplayer:XD 關搭啦咩啦是啥? 03/22 23:40
nonogf:推啦 XDDD 有夠讚的! 03/22 23:42
Omijage29:哈哈哈........ 03/22 23:43
hotline1234:推關姓表妹 03/22 23:47
linda10864:XD 03/22 23:52
Holucann:媽:....你夠了沒? 03/22 23:50
flysky2:原po爸媽太強了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:53
abilet:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:54
follyfolly25:推!!好寶的父母阿~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" 03/22 23:55
bigjam:XDXDXD 03/22 23:59
stcb:「關搭啦咩啦」XDDDD 03/23 00:03
sandiapin:救命 我笑死了 03/23 00:03
kcttc:有醬的爸媽 金好 每天都有笑點 03/23 00:15
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tearinheaven:關搭啦咩啦 哦伊哦 關搭啦咩啦 引起我心中的旋律 03/23 00:22
ada731:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 怎麼有這麼好笑的爸爸 哈哈哈 03/23 00:34
catpark:超好笑 XD 好可愛的爸爸 03/23 00:43
ltmqw:哎呀…你老爸老媽耍花槍啦 03/23 00:47
lucywang0022:轉錄至某隱形看板 03/23 00:48
jyunwei:幹 關搭拉咩拉我想好久 笑翻XD 03/23 00:55
joycewanga:令尊真強者是也 03/23 01:18
aibaaiki:推~可愛的爸媽XD 03/23 01:21
df1:XDDDDDDD 03/23 01:31
JAOK:你爸臨場反應真好~~ 03/23 01:40
newest:XDDD 03/23 01:52
licup:超好笑...我笑到臉好痛... 03/23 01:53
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lavandersea:推 關搭啦咩啦 笑死我了! 03/23 01:54
yao30712:推 關搭啦咩啦 03/23 01:59
judy820107:關搭啦咩啦XDDDDDDDD 是White Chick嗎~ 03/23 02:07
duonat:靠邀凌晨3點在電腦前面憋笑很難過耶>"<關搭拉咩啦XD 03/23 03:12
annie3388:借轉一下可以嗎?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 03:23
andotsubasa:請轉~我爸不打逼! 03/23 07:29
jinein:哈哈哈 03/23 07:53
oue:廖俊 澎澎 好久前的秀~@@ 03/23 08:42
languege:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑XD 03/23 08:43
DrBear:這個爸爸應該可以去電視購物 03/23 09:08
bagelkid:關搭啦咩啦XDDDD 03/23 09:30
Qmo:金厚笑~ 恁爸媽耐ㄟ價古錐 03/23 10:04
kickme:超酷的XDDDDD 03/23 10:14
lskd:XD 03/23 10:20
purplecherry:"西低~挖金那哩西麥來供關氏一家人ㄟ夠酥" 03/23 10:52
emmai:媽呀! 榮登本日最好笑! ORZ 03/23 11:07
pequenola:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈哈 太好笑了這一篇 03/23 11:18
rewolf:good 03/23 11:20
Ferrero0212:好可愛的父母 你爸真是口齒伶俐啊 XD 03/23 11:40
okeydokey:「關搭啦咩啦」 XDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 12:30
F7:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 03/23 12:33
miamikay:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 12:46
hyperforce:關搭啦咩啦 XD 工作放鬆就靠你了 ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿ 03/23 12:50
haggis:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 16:02
eternalC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 16:17
elson3838:你老杯真是我的偶像 XD 03/23 16:33
dans:計較什麼! 03/23 16:54
mildkiller:強者老爸^o^ ...師父教教我阿... 03/23 16:56
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klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDDdd 03/23 17:40
bluewanlin:關搭啦咩啦!!哈哈~~ 03/23 17:46
oalau:XD 關塔拉咩拉 哈哈哈 03/23 18:29
rainley:你爸好幽默喔XDD 03/23 18:32
samshi:關搭拉咩啦~XD 03/23 18:35
allfar:....我看不懂關塔拉妹拉.... 03/23 18:57
j31:好歡樂的一對爸媽哦!原po每天應該都滿歡樂的吧!~( ̄▽ ̄)~ 03/23 18:56
cinlia:推關搭啦咩啦...快笑死了XDDDDDD 03/23 19:22
ewolf:好可愛的爸媽喔 03/23 19:38
asdatp:推....真是笑死我了.... 03/23 20:23
salance:關搭啦咩啦 爸爸媽媽好可愛 ^^ 03/23 20:48
frozenfrost:喔喔喔喔喔 你爸好屌!!!超好笑!!!! 03/23 21:11
sunrose:本日最好笑!XDDDD 03/23 23:38
tifa0316:好好笑的把拔XD 03/24 00:34
nnn3:推~"關搭啦咩啦" XDDD 03/24 00:44
cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 03/24 01:09
lichuw:推 關搭啦咩啦 XD 03/24 01:15
tarotaro:XD 03/24 01:41
tinyrain:關搭拉咩拉 XD 03/24 01:46
zhou:XDDDDDDD 03/24 01:48
dotZu:來個爆吧 03/24 02:10
neixoma343:99推 03/24 02:23
Death44:100 03/24 02:25
neixoma343:ya~~~(純粹想100推) 03/24 02:25
MakeQ:嘿嘿~~~推!! 03/24 02:29
zinghi:= = 跟我媽好像...ORZ 03/24 03:33
kkmilk:推 關搭啦咩啦 XDDDDD 03/24 16:15
asami:推 關搭啦咩啦XDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:58
gleam3:噗!!笑到噴淚 03/26 00:18
princessmake:XD 03/30 20:51
angelasuka:推 關搭啦咩啦XDD 04/06 20:52
komido:被「關搭拉咩啦」逗笑了 04/14 01:12
karey:肚子好痛= =" 你把拔好會引申喔 不過降子才能制你媽媽唄:P 06/23 22:14
LoveBea:推 關搭啦咩啦 09/21 09:29
ForgerEames:關搭啦咩啦超好笑XDDDDDDDD 2011/ 06/15 00:10
teyun:推關搭啦咩啦XDDDDD 08/31 19:04