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剛剛在寢室煮玉米濃湯,以為玉米醬倒下去攪一攪後就可以等他滾了, 結果後來聞到焦味才發現,整個鍋子底部都焦掉了= =a 然後焦掉就不能喝呀,只好拿去廁所倒掉(蹲式馬桶), 看著二十幾元的湯包、十元的蛋、二十元的玉米醬消失在馬桶的盡頭, 很幹,但也沒辦法,只好在一旁奮力的刷鍋子底部。 這時,外系一位同學進來廁所,想大便, 一開門就看到我倒的玉米湯還殘留在蹲式馬桶的底部, 他居然在洗手台旁吐了...Orz 然後吐著吐著,他同系的剛好也來廁所,就問他發生了什麼事, 他說:「不知道哪個機掰人落賽在廁所裡不沖也就算了, 幹,居然賽裡還埋了一大堆玉米粒!!!!(╯‵皿′)╯~ ╧╧ 」 -- 同學對不起...我不知道玉米濃湯長的很像落賽Orz... -- 要長大,請先從拒絕7788做起。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.115.210.13
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jujuisme:所以是心理作用.....真妙.... 04/08 07:55
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zukes:你也不先把玉米沖走再去帥鍋子,真是... XDDDDD 04/08 15:34
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radstar:我們宿舍裡面有規定食物要沖到馬桶裡呀= =a 04/10 00:37
radstar:不是嗎? 04/10 00:38
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這不需要朝聖呀~~~囧> ※ 編輯: radstar 來自: 116.59.248.39 (04/16 13:33)
gn01922658:好久了 04/16 18:07
yfes:朝聖推! 04/16 21:05
tzsjrjay:朝聖推!! 玉米濃湯比玉米粥好笑XD 04/16 23:19
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