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話說我今天睡到十點才起床 XD 想說去吃個早餐~~ 一去 哇勒... 只剩下一桌空位 快點坐過去點餐~ 正當我一邊看報紙一邊等我的蘑菇麵加蛋和豆漿時~ 隔壁桌的男女不知道是太high還是怎樣 講話超大聲的~ 女:厚~ 還吃雞蛋 你會胖死 男:吃蛋最好是會胖.... 女:(不服輸) O亨 你不懂啦~ 雞蛋裡面有一隻雞耶 你一次就吃掉一個生命 胖死你 男:(更不服 大聲道) 那妳每天晚上吃幾億個生命怎麼辦 那妳每天晚上吃幾億個生命怎麼辦 那妳每天晚上吃幾億個生命怎麼辦 那妳每天晚上吃幾億個生命怎麼辦 那妳每天晚上吃幾億個生命怎麼辦 全場:囧...... 這是旁邊的服務生~ 先生 你的蘑菇麵加蛋和豆漿好了 我看看麵上的蛋 又看看那杯白色物體 再看看那對閃光體.... 嗯...小姐 抱歉 我要外帶 我忽然吃不下了.... =口=" -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 221.169.90.132
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listening:O亨 XD 04/15 12:32
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ROCAF:""那妳每天晚上吃幾億個生命怎麼辦"" 04/15 13:08
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lilyfish:搞不好他是每晚吃幾億個蛋 04/15 14:29
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fuse:樓上是在中肯什麼 有笨到喔 04/15 17:48
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chening:女生應該覺得超級丟臉吧 04/15 18:54
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juliey566:只有一個囧字................. 04/15 21:53
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mexy:有西斯到... 04/15 23:14
zforlong:記得養樂多裡就要好幾億隻好菌… 04/15 23:26
astrofox:可是 精子只有半套DNA 不算生命吧 = = 04/16 00:06
musicz:囧 04/16 00:38
xptx:未受精的蛋也是半套阿 04/16 01:07
evamiaow:.......讓我半夜......笑道暈了 04/16 01:54
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reliam:囧 04/16 04:06
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beonka:女生一定很冏RZ 04/17 02:09
cyberstar:太強了 04/17 12:43
asami:好噁喔 04/17 19:37
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antiiss:XD真變態XD 04/22 22:18
annebronte:嗯...小姐 抱歉 我要外帶 我忽然吃不下了.... =口=" 04/23 13:49
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