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剛剛因為作業需要而打電話給一個資深記者, 要打之前還在心裡偷偷練習了非常客氣有禮貌的開場白, 預設開場白: 我:洪大哥你好,我是xx的朋友, 因為我正在做一個有關media relations的報告, 不知道能不能請教你幾個問題呢? 練習了幾遍之後,我忐忑不安地打過去。 電話那頭傳來了非常專業的"Hello?" 我趕緊使出練習多次的開場白: 我:洪大哥你好,我是xx的朋友, 因為我正在做一個有關media relations的報告, 不知道能不能請教你幾個問題呢?(很正常,不錯不錯) 記者大哥(非常客氣):妳好妳好,當然可以,xx有跟我提過了, 不好意思,妳可以過五分鐘再打來嗎? 我先去一下洗手間,剛好肚子不太舒服。 這位記者大哥真是非常客氣又有禮貌啊! 就連告知我他要先撇個條的整個聲音跟語調感覺都非常專業!! 然而,企圖表現同等的客氣禮貌與專業的我,卻說出了...... 我:好的,您慢用。(.....是要慢用什麼?) 請問五分鐘夠嗎?(還很該死的補這一句) 電話那頭的記者大哥沈默了兩秒,說:我想是夠的。 這到底是什麼對話啊..... -- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 24.218.220.189
ningc:這好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 01:18
tp6rmp:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 01:18
cap: 原po:好的,您慢用。(os:這東西好吃嗎?) 05/21 01:20
fallengunman:這篇可以跟4589一起看 05/21 01:22
s9341097:四樓中肯…XD 05/21 01:22
semivampire:原PO:您慢用... 記者OS:我才剛吃飽好嗎 >"< 05/21 01:21
Murasan:記者:要一起來嗎? 05/21 01:30
simpleme:我大笑了.... 05/21 01:32
simpleduck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 01:37
abc20021001:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 01:39
iseeu:四樓專業 05/21 01:40
maybemmmm:快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 01:45
liuy:XDDDDDDDDD 05/21 01:56
HIBIKI:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 02:03
aeriel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 02:04
mam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 02:07
alwaso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 02:16
pequenita:真的好笑 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 05/21 02:30
aowl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 02:31
mahou:四樓專業 05/21 02:39
reliam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 02:44
chentsun:原PO,這貼去JOKE不錯喔...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 02:48
snosky:4樓真專業 XDDDDD 05/21 02:51
gloriosa:笨板 你真是害人不淺 (指) 05/21 02:58
scisyhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/21 03:00
kikini916:4樓真厲害 ^^ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 03:01
akanokuruma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 03:03
uranushgsh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 03:09
ThuLonnie:XDDDD 不錯 05/21 03:34
fjumonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 甲霸袂? 05/21 07:20
flysnoopy:XDDDDDDDDD 05/21 07:58
minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 08:18
pauhsi:XDDDDDDDD 05/21 09:19
cosy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 原PO的笨事真多 正妹都是這樣嗎? 05/21 09:23
lavandersea:已經變成笨版常駐鄉民啦~~ 05/21 09:25
hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 09:38
kbtwentyfour:恕我問個問題 4589是什麼... 05/21 10:01
cap:4589變4586啦 05/21 10:18
tubryan:給樓上的 請看 4586 篇 05/21 10:18
stoorz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 11:06
icenuclear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 11:18
walkwall:你可以說...請自便 05/21 13:05
adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 13:56
ltmqw:4589 …這是本週樂透的明牌嗎?(抄筆記) 05/21 14:43
ably:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/21 16:13
ashakira:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 16:36
daiYuTsung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/21 16:37
Morriss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/21 20:36
OREOREO:好好笑~等他回來再問:好吃嗎? 05/21 21:22
tokyokyokyo:笑死了XD.......!!! 05/21 22:27
sweetpiano:XDDDD 05/21 23:56
brianice:XD 05/22 02:28
Meou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 10:30
Yie:XD 05/22 11:13
filly0319:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 13:04
coldinfall:後來他還是有接你的電話嗎? XD 05/22 16:39
spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 20:03
d50752005:您慢用!請問五分鐘夠嘛? 05/22 20:33
lskd:哈哈哈 05/22 21:24
dreamever:XDDDDDDDD 05/24 13:36
SummerShine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 20:08