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這又讓我想起一個室友 他這個人每天睡覺一定都有夢話 剛開始有點不習慣,現在已經見怪不怪了 -----以上為故事背景------------------- 話說有一天,晚上我睡不著覺... 熊熊聽到他又再說夢話了... 不過這次說話內容感覺比平常清晰 一開始我清楚聽到"吼~我就不會游泳咩...囧rz" (這時我心想...幹麻突然講這個,最近又沒去游泳o_o??) 剛開始我也不以為意,大概過了幾分鐘後.. 我突然聽到有東西在敲床的聲音!! 轉過去...他竟然... 他竟然在踢水耶@@ 他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶 他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶 他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶 而且越踢越快...越踢越快...臉部猙獰... 沒錯...他溺水了 囧rz... 他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了 他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了 他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了 臉部露出痛苦的樣子 我和其他室友已經笑翻了.. 沒人打算去救他..他在夢中應該蠻痛苦的 哈哈~~~笑死我了~~~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.126.136.246
ponnyies:XD 06/18 03:04
vacua:噗!!! 06/18 03:08
ducktom:這個好笑XD 06/18 03:12
yutaka8637:好笑XDDD 06/18 03:17
gorden00:XD 06/18 03:32
xx52002:不考慮他鼻子被什麼塞住的可能性 XD? 06/18 03:39
ffwind:我室友大概常常被追殺 老是在狂奔 06/18 03:54
blueices:XDDDDD 06/18 04:15
jackilee:XDDDDDD 06/18 04:18
oblique:哈哈..我笑了... 06/18 04:40
chika0202:XD 06/18 09:40
sorphecda:室友溺水了還不救 XDD 06/18 09:51
those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 10:05
ghostru:XDDD 06/18 10:09
minwon4516:這個也好笑XDDDDDDD 06/18 10:10
holysea:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 10:32
loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 11:34
ysae:笑死我了啦 我的媽阿 06/18 11:56
datro:快點 幫他人工呼吸阿!!! 06/18 12:00
schaetzchen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 12:17
Reder:XD 06/18 12:55
Aisling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 12:56
hikarujun:(舉手)如果在夢中溺死會怎樣呀... 06/18 12:57
zack:XDDD 06/18 13:06
coreyou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 13:07
uranushgsh:通常這時候就夢醒了@@ XD 06/18 13:17
bluecwf:XDDDDDD 06/18 13:50
Mundell:哈哈哈..... 06/18 13:50
bluetesdano:做過掛點的夢,死時是虛無漂渺狀態,然後被未來人復活 06/18 14:15
ltmqw:嗯…你要救他的話,要先進去他的夢… 06/18 15:19
YAKATA:目標.北京奧運! 06/18 15:51
zhim: 嗯…你要救他的話,要先進去他的夢… 06/18 15:59
trouble321: 要救他的話,要先進去他的夢… 06/18 16:10
iforme:XDDDDDD 很久沒推文了,這篇超好笑 06/18 16:51
curiousheart:暗!我大笑!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 17:03
fdav:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 17:21
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 17:25
yuti:天阿...好好笑XD 06/18 17:33
maggiemon:我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 17:51
andrewII:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 18:04
neutralist:你可以在他耳旁輕呼:"我來救你了"~ 06/18 18:13
monicalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 19:26
TREKKER:臉部猙獰 XD 06/18 19:42
lavandersea:很壞耶,都不救人家一下~ XDDDD 06/18 20:05
wbs016:大笑~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 20:42
anitana:太好笑了啦XDDDDD 06/18 21:04
dxdxdxdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 22:16
idsamm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 22:18
x77825:可憐的孩子,溺水了還繼續作夢XDDDD 06/18 23:37
feb:我爆笑了XDDDD 06/19 00:05
starlone:有好笑到 06/19 00:09
aeoj:有好笑到XDDDD 06/19 01:07
snooze:太有趣了~~~哇哈哈 06/19 01:42
cigar:好笑阿 06/19 02:24
loveshinshin:太好笑了啦XD 都不救人家一下~ 狂笑中 06/19 02:44
lskd:狂笑啦 大推 XD 06/19 04:08
DrBear:跟他說:嘴張開,給你人工呼吸 06/19 08:56
new1025:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 10:30
jellynina:我笑了... 06/19 10:33
nous:應該找根掃把之類的讓他抓住 06/19 11:25
miyeun:笑到肚子痛...XDDDD 06/19 14:58
lookforsky:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 15:13
ameliemomo:XDXDXDXDXD肚子好痛 06/19 15:40
xxklxx:太好笑了 只是上班中不好意思笑太大聲XD 06/19 17:00
minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 17:26
dreamever:XDDDDDDD 06/19 18:15
kellychi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDD 06/19 18:32
kelsey55:厚~~~ 你要救他啦... XD 06/20 00:03
YuuTakarai:害我剛也差點溺水 喝水不能看笨版>"< 06/20 18:24
bluemiss:XDDDDDDDDD 06/20 19:02
sushure:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:06
shiangyin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 11:44
howhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/23 02:05
Finduilas:趁機抓他腳往下拉........... 06/24 00:53
kamby:安妮安妮 妳怎麼了 XDD 08/12 19:05
mikonhmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 05:18
ILoveMeYA:09 XDDDDDDDDD 03/14 02:29
w6523520:乾~?超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 15:15
john371911:太有趣了! 08/09 21:56