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女孩子在買衣服時 總要跟老闆盧一下看可不可以殺價 有次在夜市 我和朋友正一搭一唱地跟老闆盧半天 我:「唉唷~兩百啦~~~老闆~我是窮學生捏」 老闆(一臉為難)-:「阿我們這已經是成本價了咩」 朋友(用眼神暗示了我一下):「老闆啊~她只剩下搭車回家的錢了,要不是我們真心誠 意地想買這樣東西,也不會在這裡跟你揮啊!」 老闆實在沒辦法:「好啦!兩百就兩百啦!」 正當我沾沾自喜準備付賬時,卻赫然發現錢包裡只剩一張千元大鈔 只好死不要臉地拿出來付賬。 老闆一臉不爽接過:「小姐~~阿你家是住多遠?」 -- 這時代流行無名 不是正妹也要來一下 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/whatswrong33 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.119.134.29
fdav:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:34
stabber111:XD 06/29 21:35
acuity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:37
sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:42
hjly0626:XDDDDD 06/29 21:42
astarrain:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:43
play1983:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:46
xx52002:XDDDDDDDDDD 好遠的車錢 06/29 21:49
Elivanta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:50
space1128:XD 06/29 21:53
Taeper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:53
davidjou:XDDDDDD 應該跟朋友借的 06/29 21:55
swem:XD 06/29 21:58
pupumow:這告訴我們殺價前最好先看一下錢包..XD 06/29 22:14
trtc:你就說是搭飛機專程來買的........................ 06/29 22:14
Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 22:17
whatswrong:對耶~我怎麼沒想到?這樣的確有真心誠意到 06/29 22:16
mezad:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 22:17
whika:火星可能更貴 XDDDD 06/29 22:20
Qupi:我剛就在想 只剩搭車回家的錢是怎麼買衣服? 06/29 22:23
hankypanky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 22:27
freesamael:真是真心誠意阿XDDDDDDDD 06/29 22:33
air860418:XDDDDDDDDD 06/29 22:33
dream725:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 22:36
sorphecda:XDDD 06/29 22:53
axr:XDDDDD 06/29 23:00
polar17:XD 06/29 23:01
trouble321:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 23:17
kellychi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 23:51
Kenqr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 23:52
ayolea:有過同樣的經驗 就轉個身偷偷摸摸的從皮包裡拿出千元大鈔 06/30 00:02
ayolea:→假裝是跟朋友好不容易湊到的 XDDD 06/30 00:04
whatswrong:怎麼湊湊成千元鈔啊?兩張五百拼一起?? 06/30 00:07
frank80141:真心誠意來殺價的是吧...XD 06/30 00:10
godblessu:XD 06/30 00:17
delphinn:我笑出來了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 00:21
chh0213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 90 06/30 00:26
fireflyyen:XDDDDDDDDD好讚 06/30 00:31
sunniangel:我殺價前都會看錢包的, 有時候還故意湊成剩一堆零錢 06/30 00:33
sunniangel:全部倒出來, 老闆通常會同意降價 * \( ̄▽ ̄)/ * * ~ 06/30 00:33
kileen:XD.........^^ 06/30 00:34
thc881:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 00:47
ellalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 00:48
bluestear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 00:53
march1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 00:58
larry1129:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 01:27
shymermaid:XD我也遇過這種情況..超尷尬 所以通常說生活費比較保險 06/30 01:27
joevstom:XDDDDD 06/30 01:37
aurorazeng:你是打算坐計程車回家唄XD 06/30 01:48
ctrlalt:我朋友是故意來這招 兩個大男生合演= = 06/30 01:59
bajiqa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 02:42
phillfritz:小姐~~阿你家是住多遠? 06/30 02:58
jeanhsien:買東西先換成零錢+1 這樣殺價才有誠意啦>///< 06/30 04:09
spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 05:04
mywater0806:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 09:47
howwell:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 10:05
superlubu:XD 06/30 11:06
scathy:XDDDDDDDD 06/30 11:13
freesound:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈~~~ 06/30 12:34
charling717:哈哈 超好笑 06/30 13:01
a1005moon:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 14:52
those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 15:49
k79514:XD 06/30 15:52
bank1000:XD 06/30 15:57
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JerryHsieh:XD 06/30 20:04
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jour69001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 一定要推一下的 06/30 23:57
sk8678:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 01:05
Imdancer:張愛玲的好友炎櫻殺價錢都會看錢包的唷XD 07/01 02:00
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zaop:XD 我也發生過 07/01 15:30
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tco200:好笑好笑....XD 07/02 10:33
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flysomewhere:XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/02 21:30
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aurorazeng:寶貝 你推文破60了XD(我是原po的親友團 幫推XDDDDDDD) 07/02 23:08
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