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事情是發生在幾天前的晚上 我當時正再看電視 電話忽然響起 我接起電話 此時電話那頭傳來一位女子的聲音 故事就此展開........ 女子:我找白「ㄇㄟˊ」 我:啥?你打錯了,我家沒這個人 女子:不會吧!我找白「ㄇㄟˊ」,請他接電話。 我:我說真的!小姐,我們家沒人叫白「ㄇㄟˊ」,你打錯了。 女子:你不要在騙我了,我知道他在家。 當我正在思考,如何讓他相信我的同時, 腦海忽然浮現出一個人的身影,我想起來了,『白「ㄇㄟˊ」』是誰。 我認真的說:唉......終究還是被你找到了,沒錯我就是白眉鷹王。 我等一下要跟青面蝠王出去, 你找我有什麼事,金毛獅王。 女子:....................(直接掛斷)。 小姐你終於相信我家沒有『白「ㄇㄟˊ」』這個人吧。 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.225.77.167
asayan19:我笑了 XD 01/17 22:56
nobodyknows:我悶住了 XD 01/17 22:56
gh5bigbite:既然是女的 應該是紫衫龍王阿!! 01/17 22:56
ckily:我笑了XD 01/17 22:57
ipillf:靠...我大笑 01/17 22:57
meja:金毛獅王:屠龍刀有沒有在你那裡? 01/17 22:57
eadabc:哇勒.....「再」打成「在」>< 01/17 22:57
kunlincheng:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 22:59
Ciline:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 22:59
asagi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:00
mnmnqq:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:01
JunHao:不是青面蝠王,是青翼蝠王 01/17 23:02
kyva:E可以修文喔 01/17 23:00
redtootoo:白眉鷹王:沒有耶 倚天劍要嗎? 01/17 23:04
ykshih:XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:08
uniquechichi:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 01/17 23:08
cutejacie:沒有屠龍刀阿,來個乾坤大挪移吧 01/17 23:09
RoyEdo:你好可愛喔XDDD 01/17 23:10
meja:/ ̄皿 ̄\ :呼...呼....我也可以參一腳嗎 ..呼..... 01/17 23:10
herowa:笑翻了哈哈!!好一個白眉 01/17 23:10
ltmqw:秘笈藏在那裏!說! 01/17 23:12
ghostru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我快笑死了 01/17 23:12
midst:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑出來 01/17 23:13
s9341097:白眉…不是被殺了嗎?不然怎麼拍追殺比爾? 01/17 23:14
hdin:K.O.比爾裡面的白ㄇㄟˊ已經掛點了耶... 01/17 23:14
a30706520:妖尼姑妖尼姑~~~(甩巴掌 01/17 23:15
meja:連比爾都出來了 XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:16
jackchen1025:[超幹]打電話被叫金毛獅王 01/17 23:16
PDAN:XD 原PO腦筋轉得真快 XD 01/17 23:17
ShadowMark:高中有學妹叫白玫 XDDDD 01/17 23:17
meja: [長恨] 白ㄇㄟˊ不接我電話 01/17 23:17
Lystra:在喝珍珠奶茶,這篇害我吐出來= = 01/17 23:18
bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:18
Dasboy:直覺就是想到馬良 很好用的腳色阿!! 01/17 23:18
tiger35:XDDDDDDDDD 太好笑 01/17 23:18
oe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:23
af2486:好有趣~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:26
saiyuu:我笑了XDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:27
fimir:我想到追殺比爾2..... 01/17 23:28
baxiatwice:哈哈 ....小召:我得罪了你外公 01/17 23:30
youzen1226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:33
gmoz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我笑了 XDD 01/17 23:33
gmoz:借轉JOKE XD 01/17 23:33
gmoz:轉錄至看板 joke 01/17 23:34
sunnymonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:33
momononoj:青面蝠王XDDDDDDD 01/17 23:35
poobulu:我白眉鷹王今天虎落平陽被犬欺... 01/17 23:36
Kimnara:我們是紅十字會的 專治性飢渴跟投錯胎 01/17 23:37
showmeann:哈哈哈我大笑了XDDD 01/17 23:38
guhong:笑死我了 01/17 23:40
pukei:應該是紫衫龍王 XD 01/17 23:41
CRAZYFAN:我也是想到追殺比爾...... 01/17 23:45
grayly:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:46
yimaymay:白眉鷹王是用白虹劍吧~ 01/17 23:49
seraphjack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:50
GFate:白虹劍在凌霄殿右邊房間的寶箱裡 01/17 23:50
t19990517:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:56
BlackShieh:紫衫龍王+1 01/17 23:57
Lunachen:應該是紫衫龍王~難怪對方會掛電話XD 01/17 23:59
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:07
SEXo:原潑反應真好XDDDDDDD 01/18 00:08
shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:10
noviage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:11
yuzhusu:白眉:一向只有木頭怕拳頭 01/18 00:15
playtoy:我忘記紫衫龍王跟白眉鷹王的關係了 誰來說一下 01/18 00:16
SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:17
superbabyer:XDDD 01/18 00:22
miboo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:22
dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:26
yuko750423:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:28
DoDoisSocold:XDDDDD 叫他交出屠龍刀啊 01/18 00:29
runinthesky:想到追殺比爾2+1 01/18 00:34
PoorTea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:34
adiday:我想到蜀山傳 ORZ 01/18 00:35
cherry760130:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 01/18 00:38
shiuan409:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:48
siriusu:和我想的一樣 囧 01/18 00:54
senzai:我室友說:"白眉不是靈異教師嗎?!" 01/18 00:55
crazysniper:後勁好強啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:58
rockkung:因為她是被忘記提到的紫衫龍王,所以生氣掛電話~ 01/18 01:01
foxtae:她可能生氣你把他當男生吧...我笑了 01/18 01:02
jtmh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:04
f575739:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:06
c6553461:哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:12
cashlou250:XDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:13
ada731:哈哈哈 大笑 01/18 01:13
KAWA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:30
iowaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:36
danko85709:不錯讚XDD 01/18 01:36
littleaya999:筆記:最新的反詐騙手法 01/18 01:41
singinglin:大笑 XDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:43
mmchoco:你不記得人家了嗎Q____Q,我是紫杉龍王阿!!!!!(怒掛) 01/18 01:53
starlone:XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:54
her099147:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死啦 01/18 02:07
jyunwei:看海的日子? 01/18 02:12
deerK:XD 01/18 02:17
kenny750730:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 02:26
Nathalie2000:好好笑 哈哈 01/18 02:36
kissingnoise:超好笑的啦 XDDDDDD 01/18 02:36
magicsiren:XDDDDD 01/18 02:49
meisterhaft:XDDDDDDD笑到差點失禁 01/18 02:58
chinzu:XDXDXDXDXDXDXD 01/18 03:27
dudee:超好笑 幫妳推爆! 01/18 03:28
yenpeichun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 03:31
ryochi2001:夜深大笑XDXDXDXD 01/18 03:51
ZETSUAI:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 03:55
colocolo317:又可以改版名了 01/18 04:03
keromoon:怎麼辦?我停不下來..明天還有考試阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 04:36
s20953:白眉跟紫杉以兄妹相稱? 01/18 04:44
nosugarGtea:天啊為什麼這麼好笑XD 01/18 05:15
kauchung:好 :..................掛斷 01/18 05:38
choswer:妳太強了@@/ 01/18 06:47
valen1002:XD 01/18 07:23
fotwins:認真回答一下.. 她應該是要找"伯母"吧... 01/18 07:29
fotwins:是要找伯母 是要找伯母 是要找伯母 是要找伯母 是要找伯母 01/18 07:30
fotwins:不懂我在說什麼的請去問客家人 01/18 07:31
harrygp:伯母+1 01/18 07:37
kauchung:沒錯 "白眉"唸起來蠻像客家話 "伯母"的意思 01/18 08:26
cayou:白眉 伯母 XD 01/18 08:28
kauchung:"白"客家話用念ㄅㄚˋ(伯) "眉"字同音 母 01/18 08:31
toma1007:推!!本篇應為昨日最好笑的!! 01/18 08:35
frostphoenix:XD 01/18 08:37
franreaac:太好笑了啦~真虧原po想的出來 01/18 08:44
MrJM:爆 01/18 08:48
wellsmith:其實你要叫她綺黛絲...她就高興了 01/18 09:59
Rajia:太好笑的 幫推幫推幫推XDD 01/18 10:03
sana606018:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑 01/18 10:30
zxcv4321:是峨嵋山的白眉吧 他浩天鏡借去好久不還我 害我不能化妝 01/18 10:50
bliizzard:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 11:09
bcyl1230:我笑了~~XDDDD 01/18 11:17
isaza:笑到肚子好痛~~>"<~~ 01/18 11:20
evevev04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 11:33
RoJill:是黛綺絲啦XDD 01/18 12:12
eddiefhs:..我想到夢華傳說的白玫...害我心情又沈重了起來~"~ 01/18 12:31
stoellenorz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 12:39
h110381:妖尼姑妖尼姑妖尼姑妖尼姑妖尼姑妖尼姑妖尼姑꜠ 01/18 12:55
bridget540:怎麼讓我想到看海的日子XD 01/18 13:45
fym111:還是十級野球拳比較強 01/18 14:16
bigjam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 16:39
maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 17:06
place123:XDDD 01/18 17:30
Cadi:噗~~~~~ 01/18 17:46
lolly3213:XDDDDDDDDD 01/18 17:48
k79514:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 18:00
sinners:黛綺絲吧XDDDD 01/18 18:00
knight65718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑 01/18 18:08
AKUne:算你狠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 19:10
beyonce091:借轉喔,謝謝 01/18 20:26
lemondrink:推10級野球拳 XD 01/18 20:30
exorcise:呃...以前公司有人叫白梅.... 01/18 21:11
YOKIDOKI:客家話拉qq 01/18 21:14
FeyFeyMew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 21:37
princessmake:XD 01/18 22:37
nojoewu:我想到馬良 01/19 01:23
WineCheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 01:30
WineCheese:追殺比爾+1 XD 01/19 01:31
HOTONY:對付這種番仔就是要這樣 01/19 01:46
spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 02:42
amozartea:馬良嗎XDD 01/19 04:49
richday:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 07:59
fat9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 12:52
a5260793:妖尼姑 妖尼姑 妖尼姑 01/19 19:51
QoQ11:XDXDXD 笑到肚子好痛喔!!天阿!!~ 01/19 21:54
ujmyhnqaz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 22:35
violing613:o_O 青面蝠王 難怪有種說不出的怪 01/20 00:32
luxuriant:XDDDDDD 01/20 01:22
eternaldark:追殺比爾+1 01/20 04:07
tsscoec:超白癡的XD 01/20 14:46
whotear:笑到不行 XDDDDD 01/20 20:12
super0720:反應好快喔 真好笑 01/21 07:25
Apricotsu:再看一次 還是很好笑XD 01/21 22:07
ABeChen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 22:42
hughstay:GOOD 01/23 23:26
domotoyukali:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 14:37
zhou:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 02:04
ohlajun:笑到肚子痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 03:05
PINK97:笑死我了 01/30 00:32
a5121a2001:我同學有人叫白梅、莓一個姊姊一個妹妹雙胞胎 02/03 01:03
a5121a2001:結果他們家人搞不清楚= =都同音後來改名一個叫白梅 02/03 01:05
a5121a2001:另一個叫白莓莓= =後來又改名叫白莓媚= =又改了 02/03 01:07
a5121a2001:後來兩個一起改名一個叫白柔梅另一個叫白靈莓! 02/03 01:09
tonyhsie:金毛獅王是敗筆.... 04/01 13:37
catmoon66:張無忌大俠正趕來會合XD 07/18 17:56