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為了讓大家看比較懂 我有修改過 ================================ ※ [本文轉錄自 medache 看板] 作者: IWALY (無) 看板: medache 標題: Re: [閒聊] 醫生,我可以跟你聊天嗎? 時間: Tue Apr 21 22:39:02 2009 ※ 引述《ChienLijen (累…死…了)》之銘言: : 17歲小男生被打 滿頭都是傷 : 要縫臉和頭頂 : "醫生,我可以跟你聊天嗎?" : "醫生,我這麼帥,以後沒有頭髮怎麼辦?" : "醫生,我有沒有比你帥?"...... 之前聽過急診的學長講過一件事 一個20幾歲的大學生 騎機車自摔 帶半罩安全帽不過飛掉了 頭撞到路邊停的轎車 身上有一些擦傷 頭皮有兩道小撕裂傷 學長覺得應該不用做電腦斷層掃描 縫合就好 不過後來病人跟學長說 :「 醫生 你長得好帥喔」..... 學長就把電腦斷層掃描排下去了 因為他說:「從來沒有人說過我帥,這一定是意識障礙」 .... 結果真的有腦出血啊~~ 學長你真是太神了~~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.192.102.116
scsnake:XD 04/21 22:42
Elleria:這個好笑 XDDD 04/21 22:48
Copper:XDD 04/21 22:55
DRmoody:100分 04/21 22:56
ufish:幾爸婚 04/21 23:08
sevenly:有笑有推 04/21 23:09
mayge:滿點! 04/21 23:15
elderone:唉,我的嘴角....XD 04/21 23:19
daze:XDDD 04/21 23:19
cooltyus:XDDDDDDD 04/21 23:36
Apin:推原波很帥 04/21 23:36
F272:這是傷到......frontal? 04/21 23:40
ben101068:有笑有推 XD 04/22 00:00
Justlife:XD 04/22 00:54
CKun:撞到變成Gay? 04/22 01:10
Q4:XDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:26
WMX:100分~ 04/22 02:04
lOcm:一百分!!!!! 04/22 02:09
infantasy:有笑有推 04/22 06:33
passy:XD 04/22 08:31
Floura: XD 04/22 09:04
pufferhsuan:有笑有推 04/22 09:10
miaooooooooo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 10:20
trueamour:有笑有推 XDDD 04/22 10:39
justaqueen:這個好笑...xD 04/22 13:07
yn60517:恩 腦血腫好發額葉 04/22 13:12
enema:100分! 04/22 13:54
buthow:怎麼覺得有淡淡的哀傷........ 04/22 14:42
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 15:20
Idiopathic:XDDDD 04/22 15:40
killmesoftly:唉..如果遇到我 我一定會誤診的.. 04/22 15:43
pamela12118:強烈懷疑樓上是想說自己帥XDDDDDD 04/22 15:56
jcchiou:噗哇哈哈哈!! 04/22 16:05
hapiying:哈 太好笑了啦這個!! 04/22 17:58
southernwood:有股淡淡的哀傷..... 04/22 18:10
windswine:有笑有推 04/22 19:06
unexcited:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 20:11
TigerDa:我笑了 話說我們單位醫生也很幽默XD 04/22 21:09
ganodermatu:PE的最高境界 04/22 21:31
kcud:真強者~~~太猛了 不過 我笑了XD 04/22 22:53
monyan:我有遇到過,但他沒叫我帥哥 04/22 22:55
einfachweiss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 23:42
mimij:有股淡淡的哀傷..... 04/23 02:38
swiftmed:這個有好笑到… 04/23 04:07
carlyu:囧... 04/23 16:40
andy761104:借轉XD 04/23 17:04
-- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.129.63.130 ※ 編輯: andy761104 來自: 140.129.63.130 (04/23 17:14)
ptrpan:有校友推 04/23 17:15
ptrpan:啊~打錯~有笑有推~ 04/23 17:15
Nephom:笨點在一樓.... 04/23 17:16
herbertking:大笑ing 04/23 17:16
diy7822:哈哈~~學長好專業!!! 04/23 17:23
goldfishman:哈哈哈 學長魂 04/23 17:26
jelly63: 學長:..嗯~~~從來沒有人說我帥 Miss黃 快轉診到眼科XDDD 04/23 17:46
linbeygby:後勁十足!!! 04/23 17:58
mulder13:太強! 04/23 18:24
littlesheepy:後勁十足啊XDDDDDDD 04/23 18:42
henry5132:這真的太酷了XDD 04/23 18:50
egg61232:啊一樓的推呢?== 04/23 19:06
Hans14:XD 觀察入微 04/23 19:11
watashiD:意識障礙_哈哈哈哈 04/23 19:26
motoconan:幾霸婚 04/23 19:36
loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 19:45
Anso:這好笑XD 04/23 19:55
keyetfa:讚XDDD 04/23 20:01
ningocean:有笑有推 04/23 20:12
yunber:我笑了XDD 04/23 20:14
allover:XD 04/23 20:15
rfgtyh:有笑 有推 04/23 20:19
melaks:有股淡淡的... 04/23 20:19
eddieh:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 20:21
ALexsandera:XDDDDD 04/23 20:22
souter:XDDDDDDD 超好笑的 04/23 20:40
shosuke:超好笑XDDDD 04/23 20:43
minshechiang:哈哈XDDDDDD 04/23 20:48
len53:好笑XDDDDDDDD 04/23 20:57
gmoonnog:XDDDD 04/23 21:00
lanyu313:替學長感到難過~~可是還是好好笑 04/23 21:05
keepoo:從來沒有人說過我帥,這一定是意識障礙( 〒皿〒)/開啟迴路 04/23 21:07
quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 21:10
kevingold:幾霸婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/23 21:23
lanue:哈哈哈~~ 太好笑了 04/23 21:23
s0818:XDDDDDD 04/23 21:32
hlfy3169:幾霸婚!! 04/23 21:32
woof0301:100分~~~推一個~~我要推10個 04/23 21:33
ssssshiny:哇哈哈~有笑有推 04/23 21:35
SWATDuck:醫生:這個腦子傷的不輕啊~~ 04/23 21:36
andjc:天生神力 04/23 21:37
arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 21:38
ayase:幾霸婚!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 21:39
noctimoon:幾霸婚!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太神了 04/23 21:51
s9003011:學長專業 XD 04/23 21:54
amy123:XDDDD 04/23 22:05
ainamk:好個意識障礙XDDDD 04/23 22:08
tkoko:真是好笑XD 04/23 22:13
urzas:XDDDDDD 04/23 22:19
jetaimea:有股淡淡的哀傷...!! 04/23 22:19
kyeu:專業!!!!哈哈哈 04/23 22:20
debitako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 22:20
sr14:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 22:21
isaza:學長是對的! 有股淡淡的哀傷XDDDDD 04/23 22:22
rsy358:只好給推了... 04/23 22:23
shadowmoon:XDDDD 04/23 22:25
crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDD 04/23 22:26
panhoho:好慘XDDD 04/23 22:31
anochen:好個意識障礙..... 04/23 22:34
candyhahaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 22:39
lia1062001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 22:50
taco00147:有笑有推!! 04/23 22:53
billyllib:滿好笑的XDDDDD 04/23 23:00
milkylulu:XDDDD 04/23 23:01
oath930i:XDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:03
wei0816:這好笑~~哈哈 04/23 23:06
iping:有笑有推,學長也蠻樂天的~ 04/23 23:09
zxc12540:XDDDDDD 04/23 23:11
TimeMachine:......XDDD 04/23 23:15
librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:16
chanuie:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:18
ambercoffee:學長專業!! 04/23 23:24
lekao:XDDDDDDD 04/23 23:26
s060111:淡淡的哀傷... 04/23 23:32
ably:XD 04/23 23:36
max790223:XD 04/23 23:39
tsioge:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:39
pescnd:這太好笑了... 04/23 23:40
dnkofe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:41
doneblue:XDDDDD 04/23 23:42
ddlittleq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:49
mildmood:可以伸學長真相嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:50
drpineapple:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:55
m19900826:擠霸婚啊!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:59
vedali:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:02
leafleft:我笑了耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy 04/24 00:02
hirei:我大笑XDDDDDDD 04/24 00:05
yu16:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:10
SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:16
rice0805:很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:16
diablo38:從來沒有人說過我不帥 這一定是意識障礙! 04/24 00:25
Ann126:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:29
rose1540:真誠實XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:44
timslin:XDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:54
s60984:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:55
thwm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:02
warmson:專業~ 04/24 01:08
azxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD專業!! 04/24 01:11
biolife:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:14
xsdg:嘴角失守 04/24 01:19
play74tw:先生,哩杯七跨眼科某? 學長有自覺XD 04/24 01:23
haweny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:25
amylovebain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:26
evelyn055:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:27
nimby:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:30
ctjh881408:這好威~~~~ 04/24 01:32
mooncrystal:XDDD 04/24 01:35
Dora0923:有笑有推 帥醫生XD 04/24 01:38
vickyto:有股淡淡的憂傷...但是XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:50
candy761202:學長真是太幽默了XDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:52
meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 02:12
victorcoo:XD 04/24 02:46
Repugnant:大笑 哈哈哈 04/24 02:47
denis79228:他果然是名醫XD 04/24 02:55
Heechul:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 02:57
han0612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 03:13
lover711219:專業 04/24 03:17
Wang2007:我想該轉眼科吧 04/24 03:30
FHead:學長好幽默 XD 04/24 03:34
pidong:神人名醫 台灣的希望就在他身上了!!! 04/24 03:46
a2314147:名醫阿!!!! 但有股淡淡的哀傷....XD 04/24 04:14
bonniekiss2:如果是波波一定會在那邊得意許久 04/24 04:32
whyskymar:醫生強阿 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 04:56
dylanmorton:99推阿! 04/24 06:03
dabeniao:爆! 04/24 06:06
killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 07:02
sophia29:XD 04/24 07:11
lisa6329:好專業的醫生XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 07:36
Yie:XDD 04/24 07:46
pciexpress:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 08:01
hotjtl:哈哈哈~~笑死了!! 04/24 08:18
claireshin:靠 太好笑了啦 我的媽呀 04/24 08:55
gein:幾霸昏XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 09:01
LINK:不推不行 XD 04/24 09:27
dae:XD 04/24 09:35
corel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 09:36
crueangel:為什麼有一種淡淡的哀傷 XDDDDD 04/24 09:41
shunchao:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 09:52
ikoyumi:太厲害了 好好笑XD 04/24 10:10
mickel:XDDDDD 04/24 10:23
wenyiam:太專業了 XD 04/24 10:29
peyyu:你學長太威了!!這樣還知道有問題!! 04/24 10:40
nchnmaf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 10:45
soceress:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 11:11
modleee:真的太專業了...應該要M一下... 04/24 11:34
insethry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 11:57
s9003011:XD 04/24 11:58
liouyue:超強的XD 04/24 12:04
liouyue:有加分 04/24 12:04
pilesha2202:XDDDDDDD 04/24 12:29
channie:XDD 04/24 12:45
sul31:哈哈哈哈有笑有推 學長厲害!XD 04/24 12:50
princessmake:XD 04/24 12:55
unknowns:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 13:13
sageRagnarok:靠 超專業的 波波快來學一下 04/24 13:20
userControl:這醫院在哪!太可怕了,誰敢去.... 04/24 13:57
hollowable:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 14:23
romu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 15:14
eilrahc777:不行啦,醫生都這樣看病的嗎 04/24 15:14
asami:請問樓上這樣有什麼好不行的 04/24 15:16
teachord:有笑有推~太妙了! 04/24 15:25
whitelady:好專業的醫生! XD 04/24 15:29
v00001:專業推XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 15:37
gjj22622:= =..... 04/24 15:59
ag0220:XD 04/24 16:05
jean0914:幾霸昏! 04/24 16:07
LFChrist:幾霸昏! 04/24 16:09
Jiuliano1412:XD 04/24 16:12
GeneralDread:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 16:41
kimiyoko:學長醫術英明!! 04/24 17:21
a004107:神醫 04/24 17:58
shoubaiz:神醫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 18:10
too396889:哈 有笑有推~ 04/24 19:14
hank61204:XDDDDDD 04/24 19:35
yentingyen:好笑!!! 04/24 20:17
snoopy206:神醫阿 04/24 20:27
summersky20:神醫!! 04/24 20:28
laudatory:學長果然專業XDDDDDDD 04/24 20:33
shirahime:推醫生 沉著 冷靜 默默忍耐 (醫生很帥的~) 04/24 20:41
misano:學長眉頭一皺 這案情並不單純... 04/24 20:50
s93rm6:神醫 04/24 21:36
ETTom:神醫一定要推的XDDD 04/24 22:09
anne74129:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:09
minuet:我的嘴角不經意地上揚了XDDD 04/24 22:22
ltmqw:太好笑了… 04/24 22:31
akanokuruma:學長醫術高超XDDDD 04/24 22:48
sliverexile:診斷病人的新方式:你覺得我帥嗎? 有淡淡的哀傷XDDD 04/24 22:49
PoorTea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:57
memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:27
csaga:靠邀,有好笑到!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:28
miaaz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:36
leader1023:太好笑了 04/24 23:53
iicc15:有笑有推XDDD 04/24 23:55
juliefju:原來長相還有看病很神這項功能XD 04/25 00:36
kusoV6XDDDDD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 00:51
cisab:神醫啊~~~ 04/25 01:16
shalayuki:有笑有推XDDD哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~ 04/25 01:18
moddlay:可是..萬一病人沒說那句話,不就變診斷錯誤嗎=.= 04/25 01:37
oXnXo:好慘XDD 04/25 04:48
Cruel2:這種東西本來就很難診斷的..學長真神 04/25 08:35
aaminn:XDDDDD 04/25 09:38
likangrace:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 09:42
a7152939:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 09:48
BornFish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 郝神 04/25 11:13
lovesakurako:你稱讚我我也不會高興的你這個渾蛋(跳舞) 04/25 11:17
zeowo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/25 11:17
sp026246:學長太威了XDDD 意識障礙XDDDD 04/25 14:02
elysedino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 14:19
DragonCats:還好我不是醫生.....(得意) 04/25 15:56
ffcc55:醫生學長好威XD 04/25 16:27
Kaeru2009:學長心裡一定無時無刻都在哭哭T^T 04/25 16:50
place123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 16:59
aiasa0324:學長真是華陀再世啊 好個意識障礙XDDD 04/25 17:57
kaioken:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 18:46
Johhan:太神了 有笑有推啊 04/25 19:05
Dustdusk:XDD不該在吃飯時間逛笨版 04/25 19:29
zhong303:XDDDDDDDDD~學長好神! 04/25 19:39
causabg:從來沒有人說過我帥,這一定是意識障礙( 〒皿〒)/開啟迴路 04/25 19:55
caffeedo:哇 真的好好笑~~哈哈XDDDDDDDDD 04/25 20:55
Lunachen:XDDDDDDD 04/25 21:09
mtyen:果然是名醫阿 04/25 21:34
RTmonster:媽阿很好笑~~~!xdddddd 04/25 21:36
twentymons:學長!! 擬真的好帥!!! 04/25 21:51
tclee1003:笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 22:26
tree23kg:XD 04/25 22:29
dormice:你學長太貼心了 大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 00:17
gongian:有笑有推 04/26 00:23
anne7777:醫學系不簡單!! 04/26 01:30
onebody:有笑有推~~ 04/26 01:31
saunder:我笑出來了... 04/26 11:33
kyuzi:XDDDD 04/26 11:44
CanFish:100分!大笑推! 04/26 12:03
huijiejie:專業+幽默=好醫生啊~ 04/26 12:48
duck0823:好爛的醫生...本來腦部有受到重創有應該要斷層掃描.... 04/26 13:24
duck0823:那不就還好那名病人有脫口而出這句話...不然就等變血塊 04/26 13:25
bacanhsu:希望這是個笑話而已 不然診斷真的太隨便了 04/26 15:15
casher:專業!!! 04/26 16:46
funnyway:好可年 04/26 17:21
solluw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:47
crea0520:哇喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:55
cherry1983:看完這篇好想認識這個醫生 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:56
hellgi1812:本來就應該檢查吧 = = ||| 04/26 20:10
magicmint:哈~XD 04/27 02:23
meis270:XDDDDDD 04/27 04:09
jeychieh:真是專業醫生 XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 09:49
Insatiable:這一定是意識障礙 04/27 12:24
samilover:XD 後勁超強 笑不停 04/27 13:04
jenna780818:由此得證:看醫生前一定要先稱讚一下醫生很帥或很正XD 04/27 13:27
tomoyo09:推XD 04/27 14:02
kvan:幾霸分阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 14:40
onefly:幾霸版婚 04/27 15:59
xinyuxiao:還好他有說醫生帥= = ! 04/27 18:21
LonyIce:XD 04/27 21:49
sida0312:XDDDD 04/27 21:53
musicz:XDDD 04/27 23:40
BattleRoyale:XDXDXDD 04/28 00:28
seastar1987:醫生gj 04/28 02:35
peyun:醫生專業!!! 04/28 16:12
awaro:這不推不行XD 04/28 22:15
fuha0921:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/28 22:31
IM:XD 04/29 12:24
Hoshiwa:XDDDDDD 04/29 16:30
lucars:有笑有推~哈 04/30 15:05
hightemper:一百分11 04/30 16:50
kuso543:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/30 20:58
janea0358:一百分 05/01 00:20
bobony:XD 05/02 21:40
zlyeah:轉錄至看板 NTHU_STAT94 05/06 03:00
feigned:我笑了好久XD 05/15 14:35
pilijoyce:好好笑好好笑XDDDD 06/22 14:54
please1638:原PO的學長更好笑 09/15 18:11
victorcoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 01/21 23:46
voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2010/ 11/13 01:57
godzillagrrr: 有笑有推 03/28 10:50