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這篇來出賣原PO媽.. 話說原PO正在國軍online . . . . . . . 最近放假回家 原PO媽把原PO拉到一旁...小聲的說 媽:leonis87我跟你說...家裡有唧唧 原PO:蛤?那什麼東西 媽:就唧唧啊..."唧唧" 原PO:什麼ㄐㄧㄐㄧ? 媽:就(氣音)老鼠啦 原PO:老鼠就老鼠你講那麼小聲幹嘛? 媽:他會聽到!!你小聲一點!! 原PO:(囧|||) 媽,請問你有事嗎!!!XDDDDDD . . . . . . . . . . . . 然後為了解決鼠患,媽回娘家去,跟外公拿了一個捕鼠籠,算是有點大型的那種, 我印象中捕鼠籠都很小,好像是因為鄉下老鼠比較肥,都用大捕鼠籠... 然後還特地把中秋節剩下的月餅跟柚子放在籠子裡面, 原PO媽小心翼翼把捕鼠籠放在唧唧會經過的路線,想說明天早上就可以一絕鼠患... 然後果不其然,晚上睡覺都可以聽到老鼠在客廳穿梭的聲音, 隔天早上... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 靠,我家的博美被關在捕鼠籠裡面, 靠杯,是有沒有這麼餓!!!!蠢狗!!!! 你在裡面幹嘛!!!! 重點是原PO罵他的時候他還一臉無辜看著我, ....還把月餅也吃完了... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 124.11.137.122 ※ 編輯: leonis87 來自: 124.11.137.122 (09/18 03:55)
IamJin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 04:07
IamJin:他沒有企圖哭喊來叫你們救他嗎XD? 09/18 04:10
y271899:博美:這年頭要學多國語言才有競爭力阿 09/18 04:12
EVEREVEn:推你家的博美XDDDD 09/18 04:37
ns1234:蠢狗XD 09/18 04:38
me30135:XDDD 09/18 05:03
kim1990:XD 把博美關起來再來抓老鼠吧~XDDDD 09/18 06:04
evaevahu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 08:24
tracythekill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 08:28
Hans14:XDDDD 前後段都好笑....小聲點 09/18 08:44
jshk:好好笑XD 幸好沒有放有毒的東西 不然博美可能就危險了 09/18 08:50
thealex:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 08:59
imnini:XD...狗狗好可愛..我覺得我家的也會進去吃 09/18 09:04
Sea0913:老鼠在博美的的肚子裡。 09/18 09:05
BEDBAD:博美好可愛XDD 09/18 09:10
lucky1lk:原PO:小笨狗 你害我好丟臉阿(戴上) 09/18 09:28
Park:XDD 09/18 09:31
Park:這篇會爆 09/18 09:31
pigiyoyo:可是我也聽說說老鼠的時候牠會知道就會抓不到 所以我們家 09/18 09:31
pigiyoyo:都說有micky 09/18 09:31
hjly0626:媽媽是不是想說錢鼠? 09/18 09:36
minervaorca:笑到蛋餅差點噴出來! 捕鼠籠:這隻博美我HOLD住 09/18 09:36
Fisher86:好蠢XDD 09/18 09:38
staycos:好可愛喔>////////< 09/18 09:43
Mowd:XD 09/18 09:46
dimfan:圖咧圖咧圖咧 09/18 09:51
jxrw28:感覺好可愛XXD 09/18 09:52
makoto888:http://tinyurl.com/3c7ox94 09/18 09:53
phoenixwind:笑死了 笨狗... 09/18 10:11
hacoolman:XD 09/18 10:16
BelieveRich:對, 我家人也都說老鼠聽得懂人在說他y 09/18 10:27
dcoog7880:也許笨的不是博美...而是那隻老鼠其實是杰利 09/18 10:28
MadeInChina:這篇會爆XDDDD 09/18 10:45
onestepdie:好笑 XD 09/18 10:46
circler:這篇超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 10:48
RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDD 09/18 10:53
d123xxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 10:55
ee012345:笑了哈哈哈 09/18 10:55
bigthree20:XDDDD 哈哈哈 09/18 11:00
lilylin37:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 其實唧唧唧是博美變裝的!!!!!! 09/18 11:02
mrcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:12
nxling0809:DailyArticle生活智慧板有不錯的捕鼠方法噢XD 09/18 11:17
Antenna5566:你家狗太好笑了XDDD 09/18 11:18
dabin6304:我笑了 09/18 11:27
birdddd:我媽也說抓老鼠時不能講 他們會聽到 好像鄉下都有這種說法 09/18 11:27
moonwolf7426:即使你不說 我也知道 因為你的殺氣在亂 09/18 11:29
kennyru04wj4:我們家也是說要抓老鼠的時候不能說出來XDD 會被聽到 09/18 11:35
logisticQ:好可愛喔~~~~還有上面那照片的貓也可愛>////< 09/18 11:38
AquariusTACO:XDDDDD 笨狗!! 09/18 11:39
orangebread:超好笑XDDDDDD 09/18 11:40
TohmaMiyuki:蠢狗XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:41
centraworld:推!!! 09/18 11:44
wishkin:好笑!! 09/18 11:45
yipengfu:好好笑~~ 我想像博美無辜的樣子 09/18 11:46
ccuyin:超好笑的啦 09/18 11:49
flydragon198:你家的狗也太貪吃了吧=.= 09/18 11:52
musiclife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:53
eminprince:我媽也說家裡不可以講老鼠...會把牠叫出來 09/18 11:53
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:55
tedt2000:你誤會了你家沒老鼠 半夜出現的是偽裝過的狗XD 09/18 11:56
vholic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 11:56
fatvalen:好好笑XDDDDDDD 09/18 11:56
qbe1331:我也是每次說到老鼠的時候,都會特別小聲~很怕他們聽到! 09/18 11:57
hh440977:Nice~ 09/18 12:01
duck0823:笑翻了XDDDDDDD 09/18 12:08
h1982200:蠢狗XDDDDDD 09/18 12:09
lucas01:XDDD 你媽也很寶 09/18 12:13
Carrelcosmic:好可愛XDD 09/18 12:13
smallay7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 12:17
Junior5566:XD 09/18 12:19
oXnXo:靠北 還好沒放毒鼠藥XDDD 09/18 12:22
mainland5566:XDD 09/18 12:29
withtea:XDDDDDDDD 09/18 12:38
Lipice1203:放花生醬!!! 09/18 12:39
MDLOVE:哈哈哈哈 超好笑的 09/18 12:40
clearstar:XDDDD 09/18 12:46
chrislux:老鼠那個好像是老人家都這樣 09/18 12:54
lq97689768:我們家也都叫牠們"啾啾",放老鼠藥時也都說放啾啾藥... 09/18 12:56
lq97689768:因為牠們會聽到,很聰明的啾啾就不會來吃了... 09/18 12:57
human45:笨狗圖勒~~笨狗圖勒~~笨狗圖勒~~笨狗圖勒~~笨狗圖勒~~ 09/18 13:01
sldj:XD 09/18 13:08
anna24146:也太可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 13:19
kira771104:博美表示:肚子餓餓 09/18 13:23
auchen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 13:27
heekyu:唧唧復唧唧 09/18 13:29
kimoti:博美狗好可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 13:29
liaocat:好可愛的狗XD 09/18 13:37
catptt:籠子真大XD 對壓老鼠會聽到XDDDDDDDDD 09/18 13:42
a03039595:我要看狗狗圖片~~ 太可愛了吧!! 09/18 13:42
cody5361:笑出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 13:43
x007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 13:48
fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD小笨蛋~~~餓死鬼~~~XDDDD 09/18 13:52
h666luky:妳敢看嗎?http://tinyurl.com/3s98jpv 09/18 13:52
holybless:抓到博美了! 抓到博美了! 抓到博美了! 抓到博美了! 09/18 14:00
howdonc: 09/18 14:14
HAHAHUNG:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 14:21
sungu:這個超好笑的啦~哈哈哈 09/18 14:23
yukina23:好、好大的老鼠~XDDDD 09/18 14:27
clear000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 14:34
Ishetar:好像以前台灣民間有這個說法 說老鼠很精 聽的到你要抓他 09/18 14:44
Ishetar:就會偷偷溜掉 讓你徒勞無功 所以你媽是對的 09/18 14:44
ayalovekumo:長的像老鼠的博美 你在做甚麼!!! XDDDDDD 09/18 14:45
Ishetar:另外 伸笨狗博美圖~~叭 09/18 14:45
ghost811203:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 15:04
bigthree20:XD 09/18 15:15
roachbaby:養貓就可以解決一切~~~ 09/18 15:15
Judicator:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD博美 09/18 15:27
eternal3496:這隻博美是小蝸嗎~亂吃東西XDDD 09/18 15:31
dadalove:XDDDD 09/18 15:35
puddingL:我們家也有鼠患,為了在談論時不要被老鼠聽到,我姐都很 09/18 15:40
puddingL:溫馨的稱呼他們『MICKEY』... 明明就一點都不可愛 >"< 09/18 15:40
Hans14:GG! 09/18 15:53
Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 16:03
bewithmine:是有沒有那麼餓XDDDD 09/18 16:04
adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 16:15
kate2008:好可愛XDDDD 09/18 16:27
ozakiman:媽媽:「家裡有雞雞」 09/18 16:33
s80623:狗太好笑了XDD 09/18 16:45
hightogo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 16:45
YIDAN:笨狗XDDDD 09/18 16:46
fyxt:放開那隻博美狗! 09/18 16:51
cagalli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 16:52
joey19870429:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 也太可愛了吧! 09/18 17:13
funnyway:XDDDD 09/18 17:15
boylicious:奧提斯:小笨狗 你害我好丟臉 09/18 17:21
feather7124:你在裡面幹嘛!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 17:22
heekyu:博美:其實我就是那隻老鼠 09/18 17:22
eve260000:XDDDD 09/18 17:27
sweet560720:狗狗好可愛哈哈哈哈哈 09/18 17:31
needle77:唧唧:謝謝你幫我頂罪 09/18 17:32
elle:你們家的老鼠真可愛 09/18 17:34
iiiey:太可愛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 17:54
bellachen100:好有畫面好可愛>///< 09/18 18:06
poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 18:24
Kscking:話說我媽媽也說老鼠聽得懂人說要抓他!! 09/18 18:28
en84305:披著博美皮的老鼠~ 09/18 18:31
ero7728: 靠杯,是有沒有這麼餓!!!!蠢狗!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 18:50
Lunachen:你家的唧唧不會是博美在學外語吧XD 09/18 18:51
Y0Shi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 19:40
YuHaveFun:狗板 [超幹] 捕鼠籠那麼大幹什麼?!?!?!?!? 09/18 19:56
fenixw:最後有爆點XD 09/18 20:00
diedeath:我們家的也覺得老鼠聽得懂 ~ 09/18 20:08
librann: XDDDDDDd 09/18 20:14
jack04218:笑到雞腿噴出來!!! 09/18 20:20
Ishetar:原PO快附上狗圖啦 推文都爆了 09/18 20:30
fakecake:好想看狗狗喔!!以前聽說的是跳蚤,不能讓跳蚤知道你知道!! 09/18 20:34
owoQAQ:我媽也是這樣說~家裡之前有老鼠 鼠籠放了好幾天都沒抓到 09/18 20:37
owoQAQ:那天我媽想到就朝廚房大聲喊(我把捕鼠籠拿掉了耶)然後 09/18 20:38
owoQAQ:隔天就有一隻錢薯被關在裡面了XD 09/18 20:38
knightyuan:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 20:54
beaswallow:太可愛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 20:55
lalawu1024:太好笑了)) 09/18 21:14
newnewp:XDDDDDDD 09/18 21:30
s9006028:XDDD 09/18 21:40
stamd125:XDDDDD 09/18 21:43
wij6112:還好我家的狗只是把頭塞進鳥籠裡 XDD 09/18 21:46
judyegg:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 09/18 21:58
lovesnow1990:幹 好靠北喔XDD 09/18 22:08
dormice:你家的狗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:18
circus7788:哈哈哈哈我媽也會說不能講的很大聲老鼠會聽到 09/18 22:20
qwaqwa2007:XDD 09/18 22:32
janea0358:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:39
rita00164:XDDDDDDDDDDDddd白吃博美阿 害我嘴腳失守了 09/18 22:51
jk770306:你的博美圖咧?快貼~~~~ 09/18 23:12
poiubilly:嘖嘖 買隻湯姆貓吧!! 09/18 23:18
eayterrr:XDDDDDD 09/18 23:26
Gloyia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:34
maplebang:好友梗的狗 09/18 23:35
maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:47
memalina:笑翻   沒拍照片嗎 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:47
henry0908:我同學媽媽也這樣說..... 09/18 23:52
windmaster:老一輩都這樣說啊,我媽也是 (還好她不會上ptt) 09/18 23:55
fsps6161:原po媽媽也太可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:12
spooon:好可愛的狗XDD 09/19 00:18
lovecollyi:好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:31
suncharlotte:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:41
哇 原PO上班一天回家就發現竟然被推爆了XDDDD 應各位要求附上笨狗照片... 但當時我媽超心疼就趕快把他放出來了, 原PO無暇去拿手機幫她拍照, 大家就看看日常生活照吧XDDD http://ppt.cc/k1u0 (FB連結) 附上黃圓圓唱歌照! http://ppt.cc/PX8i (FB連結) 想說來笨板popo東西就爆了,真是有點虛榮啊XDDDDDDD 感謝大家支持 ※ 編輯: leonis87 來自: 124.11.137.122 (09/19 00:44) ※ 編輯: leonis87 來自: 124.11.137.122 (09/19 00:47)
yona:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:00
s27473368:有圖有推!!!太可愛了>/////< 09/19 01:15
vasya:我真的也想要看到博美被關進去的樣子QQ 09/19 01:47
ElvesDaniel:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 02:21
NEORG:唧唧導遊:來來來!~大家可以看一下你們的右手邊,在籠子裡的就 09/19 02:43
NEORG:是這家養的博美狗,要拍照的把握時間!(唧唧出團參觀中...) 09/19 02:44
flyandfree01:哈哈哈超可愛!!! 09/19 03:42
butter1211:好可愛好可愛好可愛好可愛好可愛好可愛好可愛好可愛!!! 09/19 04:10
chihchin0112:推~我家的約克夏也被關進去過 -_- 09/19 06:17
qooggyy:今古錐~不過吃了一整顆月餅~應該沒事吧? 09/19 08:55
vincexxx:有笑有推XDD 09/19 09:45
FeO:原PO要記得標記是FB連結喔 上次有人跟某人打賭不上FB,結果 09/19 09:52
FeO:有人一點 ~"~,就輸給某人幾萬元還多少錢了 09/19 09:53
CoCoCoooo:哈哈哈哈哈 09/19 11:03
lianggua:太可愛了!!!!!! 09/19 11:04
bfw323:我笑到眼淚都流出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 11:14
kna8421:XDDDDDD 09/19 11:45
ha0118:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 11:48
anna24146:好可愛!!被關在鼠籠裡一定更可愛(喂) 09/19 12:13
barkingdog:還好沒放毒餌~ 09/19 12:23
pass0720:笨狗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:35
pledge1060:學弟家的狗也曾經出現在黏鼠板上.. 09/19 12:56
fechyijy:這傢伙好可愛~~~~~~再推一次XD 09/19 13:47
zaik:你家狗好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 15:03
blanksky:唉呦超可愛的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 16:12
happymama:哈哈 09/19 16:30
cowiao:好可愛~~ 09/19 16:49
holysam:XDDDDDDD 09/19 17:24
ying0510:狗狗笨笨的超可愛>//< XDDDDDDDD 09/19 17:37
chiick:好巨大好可愛的老鼠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 17:51
Yie: 09/19 20:41
cloudie:笑死我了XDXDXDXDXD 09/19 20:41
logisticQ:第36張好可愛喔>////<最喜歡博美剃成這樣了~~ 09/19 21:27
Alan1988:我們家的博美也叫黃圓圓耶~(握) 09/19 21:52
oak01:fb 09/19 22:08
melody628:好可愛 09/19 22:47
suchanpan:FB 看無 09/19 23:41
aaabac:好北爛XDD 09/20 00:05
howard0518:哈 09/20 00:09
mayday0920:超好笑的XDDDD 小笨狗啦哈哈 09/20 01:12
cashko:超可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 01:34
crystals:好可愛好可愛好可愛~~~~~~ 09/20 02:46
allenzen:笑了 09/20 04:36
xk1a4u:太好笑了XD 轉FB 謝謝 09/20 08:42
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 12:12
max875e6:笨狗!XDDDDDDDDD 09/20 12:28
kevabc1:FB 09/20 13:14
grate77430:XDDDD我笑呵 09/20 13:23
q111175:超可愛 09/20 15:30
LiKevin:博美表示:這月餅,沒有毒 09/20 15:51
rogirl04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 20:18
showtow:豪可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDD(心被融化了) 09/20 21:37
AFISH111:FB 非噓不可 09/20 22:43
※ 編輯: leonis87 來自: 124.11.188.246 (09/21 00:38)
ayen0422:蠢狗 XD 09/21 04:06
geopolymeric:GOOD 09/21 14:11
lovemama:好天真無辜的狗,呆呆 09/21 15:33
wildwoof:笑死了XDDDDDDD 09/21 17:35
eldios:狗可愛! 09/21 20:45
a31670323:XDDDD 09/21 20:49
caifu:我笑了XDD 09/21 20:51
lydiayeh:我也養博美!!!圖圖圖 有沒有圖XD 09/21 22:41
leonis87:給樓上 明明就有放圖啊xdd 09/21 23:59
cmid05:好可愛 09/22 01:51
Jimiyu:XDDDDDDD 09/22 10:37
crystaloud:博美!就決定是你了 09/22 19:39
spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 14:51
a908350614:蠢狗XDDDDDD博美好可愛~~圓滾滾的~~ 09/25 22:25
velvet1986:XDDDDD 09/26 18:28
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