Student: Phil
Date: 2006/8/17
Topic: 80. Describe a custom from your country that you would like
people from other countries to adopt.
Do you want to know how to live more happily, more cleanly without
spending lots of money? If your answer is YES, I will let you know
that you really have a chance to achieve this dream. If I have a chance
to let people who are from other countries adopt a custom from my
country, I will introduce one of our significant conventions, Masturbating
Festival, because of three reasons. People can get happiness easily,
save lots of money and avoid suffering some fatal diseases.
Masturbation is a really good and natural action to get happiness. Some
scientific researches revealed that when humankind get orgasm, our
brain can produce a little chemical essence like morphine that can make
human feel very high. That’s why people like to have sex with their
lover. However, sometimes people cannot have any lover so they don’t
have the chance to get any happiness. In my country, our government
came up with a good solution for these people. They created a new
festival called Masturbating Festival. Citizens can masturbate anywhere
on this day. Moreover, if you can prove that your masturbation is more
powerful than other’s, you can join a competition called The King of
Masturbation. If you get the champion, our government will give you a
great number of condoms to encourage you to find a fit lover. Is it fun?
I really think so.
Having a fascinating convention like our Masturbating Festival, people
can save lots of money. In my country, if you want to get an orgasm with
your lover, your must make him / her happy firstly. The best method
to make them happy is to spend lots of money to buy them lots of useless
gifts. However, usually our citizens are too poor to afford this expense
so they cannot feel happy. Our government found that because of this
dilemma, most citizens didn’t laugh. As a result, our government created
a festival, just what I said before, the Masturbating Festival, to cope with
this poor situation. People don’t need to spend lots of money to make
their lover happy. They just need to masturbate by their hands. Moreover
, they can ignore their lover but they still can get orgasm by themselves.
People can avoid suffering some deadly diseases through our fantastic
custom, Masturbating Festival. Nowadays, there are lots of horrible
diseases that infect other people through having sex. If everybody
masturbates, these diseases, like AIDS, will be eliminated by humankind
because no one needs to have sex in order to get orgasm. As a result,
these fatal diseases will disappear. It’s very good for all humans so I
strongly recommend that people who are from everywhere should try it.
In conclusion, people could not only feel happy and save money, but also
could live healthier if they accept the custom, an exceptional Masturbating
Festival, from my country. The festival encourages people to masturbate
by themselves rather than by other people. You cannot imagine how
fantastic it is!
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