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標題[轉錄][閒聊] 電影情節具現化
時間Thu Dec 21 02:28:43 2006
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: yuuchilyann (ゆうちゃん) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [閒聊] 電影情節具現化 時間: Wed Dec 20 22:57:04 2006 事件中的各位主角，並不知道他們當時的想法，不過從旁觀者大概能揣測他們的心情. 這天，在路邊吃晚餐(路邊攤的陽春麵). 因為就在路旁~自然可以看到車來車往的馬路. ==========分隔線========== 在一個紅燈下的路口，停著一個黑色大休旅車，後面跟著一個普通的小轎車. 黑色大休旅車裡面，坐著什麼樣的人，晚上天色太暗看不清楚， 不過我想白天應該也看不到裡面. 普通的小轎車，裡面坐著一對情侶(應該是...) 幾秒鐘後，紅燈轉成綠燈了 ~_~ 不過黑色大休旅車並沒有往前移動，這個時候後面的小轎車就開始狂按喇叭. 就在這個時候，令人覺得好戲上場的時刻來臨. 黑色大休旅車後座兩邊的車門「唰~」的一聲同時拉開，下來了四個彪形大漢. 其中一個，還在拉開出門的時候，朝地上呸的吐了口水. 其他的彪形大漢，下車後有人扭動脖子(發出啪滋啪滋的聲響)， 也有拉袖挽的，轉動肩膀上的關節；一切就像好萊鎢電影演的那樣. 這個時候，路邊吃飯的人都瞧見了這一幕，好戲要上場了. 小轎車上的男主角，心裡大概想：「靠!!嘟陡啪狼!!」 說那遲快，就像電影演的一樣，大家的耳朵似乎都能聽到男主角，快速手排打換檔的聲音. 因為小轎車的倒車燈已經亮起，似乎已經準備好最壞的打算. 這四個彪形大漢從車上走了下來，也做完了簡單的熱身運動. 走到小轎車的前面，一字排開!! 小轎車上的男主角，心裡大概想：「靠!!他們是玩真的!!」 四個彪形大漢突然轉身，努力的推著黑色大休旅車.......... ==========分隔線========== 此刻，「口機～～」的一聲，小轎車不爭氣的急速往後滑行~?! 或許小轎車以為，這四個彪形大漢準備從他們的後車廂拿出什麼可怕的武器吧! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.72.1.73
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