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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: iamnerdy (感恩的心感謝有您) 看板: joke 標題: [趣事] 破掉的聲音 時間: Fri Jun 29 01:33:57 2007   明天就要結婚的珠珠,擔心地問著媽媽:   『怎麼辦?建丁一直以為我還是個處女,明天的洞房夜,他一定會 發現我根本就不是啊!怎麼辦?怎麼辦呢?』   媽媽一付好整以暇的樣子說著:『沒關係。這我有經驗,交給媽媽 就對了。』   『媽給你一個有金屬扣的小錢包,明晚上床時,你將它放在屁股那 兒,單手握著,當他把寶貝放進你裡頭時,你就把金屬扣扣上。他一定 會問你這是什麼聲音?你就告訴他,這是處女膜破裂的聲音。』   洞房花燭夜,珠珠便照著媽媽所說的方法辦理,建丁果然大叫……   『這是什麼聲音?』   珠珠故做害羞狀地說:『唉呦,這是人家處女膜破掉的聲音啦~』   『什麼?快把你的處女膜打開!它夾住我的寶貝了!唉呀呀呀呀呀,我的寶貝!』   珠珠馬上臨危不亂地唱道:『讓你知道你最美~』 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.139.51.203
comtak:我的寶貝寶貝,逗逗你的眉眼~ 06/29 01:35
pigface:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑 清流 06/29 01:41
afflect:我笑翻了 06/29 01:45
ilyvonne:最後是新加入的笑點XDDD 06/29 01:50
aawwee:XDDDDDD 06/29 01:54
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 01:55
mminlyrics:幹 真靠盃XD 06/29 01:56
Zenta:好!給個推! 06/29 01:57
foget:一開始以為OP 沒想到後面那個梗真棒 XD 06/29 02:04
noamchomsky:張懸聽到了應該會很傷心 = = 06/29 02:08
mialovepink:哈哈ㄏ哈哈笑翻天了我 06/29 02:09
chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 02:15
DancePotato:............................ 06/29 02:22
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pen88:洨了XD 06/29 02:33
sheioio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太賤了 06/29 02:33
krara:看了二次才看懂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹,笑死了。 06/29 02:37
solove31:XD 06/29 02:45
Cathay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 02:55
dendrobium:我的寶貝寶貝,給你一點舔舔 06/29 02:55
luphe:幹 我剛剛好在聽寶貝 真白爛XDDD 06/29 02:55
Gafield:哎呀 我的寶貝寶貝 鬥鬥你的馬眼 06/29 02:57
frozenfrost:好笑!! 06/29 02:59
piyoduck:清流!!1!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 03:04
jaka:白爛 06/29 03:04
andybbcx:........好白爛XD 06/29 03:06
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wish315:後面這句有勁!! 06/29 03:31
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mnbymnby:真好洨XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 06/29 03:32
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imcbdcbd: 我的包北包北,給你一點舔舔 06/29 03:39
ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 03:49
SoYoungBlues:剛好在聽XD 06/29 03:55
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xrdx:有創意XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 04:46
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Swaris:好雞巴喔XDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 07:17
evermpeg2:張懸姐姐會哭的﹨(╯▽╰)∕ 06/29 07:20
windyform:有看有推XD 06/29 08:05
alicecsq:剛好在聽XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 08:14
l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDD沒看完差點給噓 06/29 08:22
kcl32:這是結婚前和結婚後的那位大爺嗎?您怎總愛半夜PO文啊? 06/29 08:42
Yie:XD 06/29 08:47
pen2:有創意 06/29 09:14
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lucas01:cc 06/29 09:42
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fj320:XD 06/29 09:50
ero7728:XD 06/29 09:56
fatso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD後勁很強 06/29 10:03
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paradiseK:好賤喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 10:45
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CN091118:XD 06/29 10:50
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parisian:XDDDD 06/29 11:16
chinyafen:有夠靠背XDDDDDDD 06/29 11:36
SqueezeMe:近期唯一大笑 06/29 11:38
jellpop:XD Good!! 06/29 11:54
Addidas: 06/29 11:56
sux0116:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 12:03
pureshore:XD 06/29 12:07
alyson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 12:07
alyson:借轉 06/29 12:08
alyson:轉錄至看板 Deserts 06/29 12:08
naturalskyss:唉呀呀呀呀呀我的寶貝.XD 06/29 12:16
hs801704:XD 06/29 12:17
XDav:放心好了!張阿懸可是行走江湖多年!什麼場面沒見過!XDD 06/29 12:27
g21412:老梗新用 不錯喔 06/29 12:42
flameboy:太好笑了!不推不行啊! 06/29 12:55
Fidi:聽到扣的聲音了?那不是被夾斷了嗎? 06/29 13:13
pigcory:好痛> < 06/29 13:17
gentles:XD 06/29 13:23
catlive:新梗新梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 13:28
arochy:還臨危不亂咧=口=||| 06/29 13:40
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aneyoko:xddddd 改得好讚 XDD 06/29 14:07
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strawberi:珠珠是個人才。 06/29 14:46
KIL:XD 06/29 14:46
lunar351:幹!!北爛!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 15:15
doublekuan:超好笑的啦XDDD 06/29 15:36
makoto223:重點放錯 06/29 15:39
chhtaiwan:推一下 06/29 15:47
DigDicK:XD 06/29 16:24
kreen:XD 06/29 16:36
shone0431:XD 06/29 16:41
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ConDDL:雙重笑點耶!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 16:55
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carrieW:讚讚 06/29 17:05
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henry12:不錯... 06/29 17:35
m810898:張懸聽到會囧掉吧 06/29 17:40
Hman:XD 06/29 17:41
ds1441:爆 ! 06/29 17:43
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gotohikaru:幹!舊瓶新裝!有屌XDDDDD 06/29 20:20
aaeL:這三洨啦!!!XD 06/29 20:49
qqsami:珠珠馬上臨危不亂地唱道:『讓你知道你最美~』 06/29 21:54
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fiftyyuan:後勁很強~~~ 06/29 22:40
pm783126:笑不出來...感覺好痛囧 06/29 22:41
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skair:XD 後勁超強 06/30 14:49
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shankids:還不錯~大推 笑死我了 07/01 18:48
philotu:借轉~ 07/01 19:24
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