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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: peachting (桃子) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [恍神] 逛衣服逛瘋了... 時間: Wed Mar 7 23:14:37 2007 話說有一天心血來潮,立志要用一個下午走路走到腿痠 於是東跑西跑的逛了好幾間百貨... 到了晚餐時間,飢腸轆轆又頭昏腦脹的我餓得簡直可以吞下一頭牛 找了一間麵店想來碗香噴噴的麻油麵線... 進去坐好後,拿起菜單,勾了麵線... 嗯...一碗才40元,應該量很少吧?(以北部的價位來看) 於是拿著菜單跑去問服務的阿姨... 「阿姨!請問一下你們這個麵線還有沒有別的尺碼?」 「阿姨!請問一下你們這個麵線還有沒有別的尺碼?」 那位阿姨一驚,「什麼尺碼?」(旁邊的人回頭望著我...) 我(臉色脹紅):「不不,我是說有沒有大碗的?」 阿姨(笑):「喔!是要大碗的是嗎?有大碗的啊!」(說完轉頭,對著煮麵師傅...) 「這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗!」 「這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗!」 「這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗!」 (瞬間全店的人都轉頭了) 我(>///////<)(小聲):「對...對不起,我想改成外帶...」 好不容易麵煮好,提了就倉皇逃走... 從此再也不敢去了... -- 阿姨幹嘛欺負我嘛...人家不是故意的咩...Orz -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.228.210.241
Hans14:XDD 03/07 23:19
kakyun:阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/07 23:20
avecmoi:好好笑@@ 03/07 23:22
kose:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 23:29
smalhead:好笨啊XDDD 03/07 23:31
pinkybeauty:噴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 23:33
pinkybeauty:下次直接跟她說"我要S號牛肉麵"XDDD 03/07 23:39
moonprince:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 23:51
lovekanebo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 23:52
oks777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 23:54
pttonly:阿姨真幽默 XD 03/07 23:54
poopoobear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:02
cvup:L號麵線....阿姨太幽默了吧 03/08 00:02
koichi0531:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:03
poopoobear:其實原PO也恍神得太厲害了吧XDDDDD 03/08 00:07
sweetjelly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:10
enjoy0718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:11
moonprince:以後開麵店,其實也可以這樣標示耶XD 03/08 00:16
Hsiasy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:18
GreatJay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:23
shadowmoon:試吃以後不能退喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:26
ghostru:阿姨有幽默感哦 03/08 00:29
zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:30
Meiyu:有笑有推XDDDD 03/08 00:39
dementquiet:阿姨~你以為你很幽默嗎!?原PO明明要XXL的!!!!! 03/08 00:42
KnightBridge:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:58
KGustav:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 01:27
adar911:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD 03/08 01:28
sweetjelly:"我們沒有XXL喔!你的身材吃M就可以了啦!" 03/08 01:28
aquawish:我喜歡樓上的回答XDD 03/08 01:54
sweetjelly:因為突然想到買衣服時很多小姐也這麼說啊XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 01:58
moonprince:"我們沒有XXL喔!你的身材吃M就可以了啦!" <-這句不錯XD 03/08 02:01
gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 07:52
bluesky0610:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 08:29
yuyemoon:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 08:40
yingyen:哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/08 08:47
darem177:恩n好笑>< 03/08 09:10
quite0953:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 10:20
moonclock3:XDDD 03/08 10:34
jia527:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 11:33
neil0001:這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗! 03/08 11:36
filly0319:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 11:39
eric04252001:整個好笑到不行.... 03/08 12:19
cayting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 12:26
smalhead:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 12:46
seigi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 12:54
hhh820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 13:10
aassd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 13:33
shinome:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 13:37
bookeyela:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 15:05
tracydazs:好笑好笑!!推推推~~~ 03/08 15:06
cloverba:一整個好笑~XDDD...L號 03/08 15:27
poopoobear:越看越好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 15:36
presbyterian:「這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗!」 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 15:54
yet78612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 15:59
curve:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 16:36
monce:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 16:42
lovekanebo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 16:50
mushwu:XD 03/08 17:53
candy21105:L號麵線XD 03/08 18:15
Melson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 19:08
plankton:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 20:23
mdeternity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 20:41
Lunachen:「這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗!」 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 21:15
franreaac:我要特大尺碼1碗 03/08 22:24
huande:老闆娘也挺妙的.... 03/08 22:47
clallg:XDD 03/08 23:41
Kachen:阿姨超幽默! 03/08 23:47
windaz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 23:58
ilovesomeone:XD 03/09 00:26
meowhui:阿姨不錯唷~ XD 03/09 12:17
lynn1221:也太幽默了吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 12:40
AKUne:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 14:32
ijb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哪一家店PO出來,我要叫XL的..... 03/09 14:36
illlams:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 15:54
jeychieh:跟她說要XL的 03/09 16:33
sggs:有M跟N的嗎?還是killer? (亂入中) 03/09 17:55
shinome:版標阿版標~XD 03/09 18:08
puyo31320:賀成為版標 XDD 03/09 18:46
aquarius212:XDDDDD 03/09 18:48
candycatwen:XDD 好讚 XDD 03/09 19:01
kingheros:賀成為版標XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 19:49
stoub:XD 03/09 20:32
Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 20:40
OPpsyche:以後會看到店面門口的大小碗變成 s碗 L碗 XL碗 03/09 20:42
kanggy: 超炫的啦 XD 03/09 21:26
jojofat:XDDDDDDDD恭喜成為板標 03/09 22:00
phantomlch:呼...終於找到版標了! 03/09 22:01
mikechan:XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 22:02
peachting:(驚!)謝謝大家<(_ _)> 03/09 22:27
oe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我可以要M的嗎XD 03/09 22:51
lizhg:賀成為版標 XDD 03/09 23:03
icaiad:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 23:33
kendawx:我終於找到版標出處啦!! 03/09 23:49
cooper6334: 於找到版標出處啦!! 03/10 00:17
CEG1314:我終於找到版標出處啦!! 03/10 00:26
kizax: 我終於找到版標出處啦!! 03/10 00:37
blowing:我終於找到版標出處啦!! 03/10 01:02
mgzx: 我終於找到版標出處啦!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 01:29
nous:阿姨不錯啊,還知道大的是L..........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 01:33
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