[轉錄][狂幹] 好朋友來了

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標題[轉錄][狂幹] 好朋友來了

時間Wed Feb 22 20:56:26 2006

※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板] 作者: blackgremma (黑色肉球滾滾滾) 看板: Hate 標題: [狂幹] 好朋友來了時間: Tue Feb 21 21:34:12 2006 話說我今天去家教的時候上課上的正高興突然我有股不祥的預感幹我好朋友居然來了這時候我只好跟家教的死小子拜託我問他ㄟ你姐姐在不在他告訴我在阿問我要幹嘛我跟他說可以幫我叫一下你姐嗎? 他說他姐在樓上洗澡我只好很丟臉的跟他說你可以去幫我跟你姐借一下衛生棉嗎? 我好朋友來了誰知道那死小子居然直接在一樓對他在三樓的姐姐大叫姐你有沒有衛生棉 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 他爸突然在樓上大喊你要衛生棉幹嘛給我好好上英文課幹他叫姐姐那爸爸是回個屁他又繼續大喊喔哪個英文老師大姨媽來了啦我已經呈完全羞愧狀態了誰知道他爸繼續喊啥他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛幹話說這位家長你都生了兩個小孩了有必要這樣嗎?? 於是我的家教學生繼續在樓下大喊不是啦英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~ 在那個模門特我覺得超心碎的我的形象我的氣質幹過了30秒他爸下來了手上拿了一大包衛生棉和嘴角憋著的笑意跟我說老師那個整包給你啦在我完成了阻止血崩的行動之後我很冷靜的繼續上完課騎車回家的路上街燈突然變的很迷濛包包裏裝著爸爸給我的衛生棉我的心裏有股淡淡的哀傷幹不過就是好朋友來了有必要要這樣從三樓喊到一樓一樓喊到三樓嗎?? 幹~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~為什麼啥時不來家教的時候來幹為啥別人好朋友來有小豬去屈X氏幫忙買棉棉還送馬克杯我卻是拿著那大聲吶喊出來的一大包衛生棉跟滿腔的羞恥呢?????? 幹~~~~~~~~~~~~~是血崩個屁啦我家教生涯中的汙點阿幹 ~~~~~~~~~~~~好朋友你哪裡好了啦阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~糙你媽個b阿~~~~~~ -- 該死 ..............男人婆............... 通常.........都沒有車頭燈 Θ Θ........ 但是.........我.................... 70% 都是男的...... 為啥我會有500瓦的大燈泡....... ~ ~ \_________________/# -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.171.137.137

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※ 編輯: Johnlord 來自: 203.73.12.197 (02/22 21:05)

推 babean:有好笑到!!! 02/22 23:27