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標題[轉錄][轉錄][轉錄][黑特] 幹，沒事幹麻體檢啦
時間Wed Mar 21 18:48:49 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: tuoba (拖把) 看板: joke 標題: [轉錄][轉錄][黑特] 幹，沒事幹麻體檢啦 時間: Sat Mar 17 18:43:50 2007 ※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: v86662 (小白還有小小白~) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [轉錄][黑特] 幹，沒事幹麻體檢啦 時間: Sat Mar 17 18:33:01 2007 ※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板] 作者: cheerboy (白賊七，棒賽無咧漆) 看板: Hate 標題: [黑特] 幹，沒事幹麻體檢啦 時間: Sat Mar 17 18:26:29 2007 由於有同學已經去體檢過了，所以我就問他說體檢有什麼要帶或者是要注意的地方，我 同學原本說沒有，後來他突然反應很大的說:"我想到了，去體檢要脫褲子給醫生檢查!!" 我:有什麼好檢查的嗎 同學:檢查你有沒有睪丸，還有能不能勃起啊 我:睪丸我還相信，勃起是怎麼看，有護士幫忙喔 同學:幹，這你就不懂了，你要自己用意志力想像畫面，然後讓他勃起，你以前總該有過性 幻想吧 我:如果起不來怎麼辦 同學:靠，這樣會很慘，醫師會用手指彈，彈到起生理反應，我那天就有喵到，很丟臉 我:幹，體檢就體檢，幹麻搞那麼多有的沒有的 結果當天，在排隊的時候，我就一直在冥想，想一些名模，想一些護士正妹，結果好加在 我勃起了，當輪到我時，醫生就我到旁邊有遮蔽物的地方，然後叫我脫褲子。我的小怪物 瞬間用彈的的彈出來。看醫生的臉色不知是被嚇到，還是驚惶。幹，沒想到他竟然當著那麼 多人的面前說。 醫生:小弟弟，你脫褲子就脫褲子，幹麻"勃起"啊。這樣不會很累嗎。我只是要檢查睪丸而 已，我數到三，你要縮喔.................. 回去後，我馬上跟我朋友絕交 -- ★小天使你是個有心人,但不是個有錢人 ★小天使你是個好工具,但不是個好陽具 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.113.87.80
推 ipessimistic:你朋友好機XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 18:26
推 MDAISUKE18:這應該PO笨版吧XDDD 03/17 18:29
推 cder19860901:推薦這篇文章~兼含幹液與笑點 03/17 18:31
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→ Alip:XD~ 03/17 18:34
推 Makino0711:噗XDDDD 真是損友 03/17 18:35
推 kawashita:XDDDD 這篇可以轉就可版了 03/17 18:37
推 Yehsb:大笑+1 03/17 18:38
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推 timyau:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 數到三要縮喔～ 03/17 18:50
推 newest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 19:02
推 oioallen:XD 03/17 19:05
推 lasner:XDD 03/17 19:07
推 xrdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 19:08
推 kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 19:12
推 WaSiTiman:XDD 03/17 19:15
推 vzhongv:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 19:17
推 ccbearxp:XDDD 03/17 19:22
推 j6ru04jo3:XD 03/17 19:23
推 cabin2501:XDDDDDD 03/17 19:34
推 ero7728:XD 03/17 19:40
推 zzzz292:XD 03/17 19:42
推 stonehot:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 19:44
推 coolautumn:XDDD 03/17 19:44
推 giftim:太好笑了～XD真是損友阿... 03/17 19:45
推 jveester:好機車喔 XD 03/17 19:48
推 yinjing:XD 竟然會說: 我數到三，你要縮喔.................. 03/17 19:53
推 ethan310:XD 03/17 19:55
推 nrtuzumaki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO沒有經驗 太單純了~ 03/17 19:54
推 freewash:幹你朋友真跡掰 03/17 19:57
→ f4umoe:XDDD 03/17 20:03
推 jyunwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD我想說怎麼可能要檢查勃起XDDDDDDDD 03/17 20:08
推 Ray1031:XDDDDDDDDDDD 你朋友超機掰 03/17 20:18
推 comtak:絕交XD 03/17 20:20
推 ww:醫生有沒有留電話跟地址給你 叫你晚上去複檢 03/17 20:23
推 maxtsai:XDDDDDD 沒有有那麼囧 03/17 20:28
→ krara:推複檢 03/17 20:31
推 appiekill:XDDDDDD 推損友 03/17 20:32
推 tdk4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 20:37
推 ective:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 20:38
推 alan2000:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 20:41
推 DoDoTzai:好機車啊 XDDDDD 03/17 20:53
推 estupid:XDDDDD 03/17 20:53
推 rei196:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 21:00
推 black411114:想當初 醫生一直看得我很不自然 我還問醫生:很正厚 03/17 21:03
推 allen60169:數到三，你要縮喔! 03/17 21:10
推 flylover:然後就被彈了？XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 21:24
推 eggorz:XD 03/17 21:25
推 ATGC: 數到三，你要縮喔! 03/17 21:25
推 x0928669551:數到三，你要縮喔 03/17 21:27
推 ercake:醫生以為你看到他會興奮.. 03/17 21:29
推 vampires:XD 03/17 21:31
推 JohnCena15:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 21:36
推 wheels:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 21:48
推 arley:我數到三，你要縮喔 03/17 21:58
推 Dhunter:XXDD哈哈哈哈哈阿ㄏ哈哈哈哈 03/17 22:13
推 tomyu611:數到三，你要縮喔 03/17 22:17
推 lovetmp:好笑 03/17 22:18
→ tequiero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 22:31
推 vieyra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 22:46
推 nervspecial:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 22:49
推 memory2003:數到三，你要縮喔 03/17 22:58
→ mrkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 22:59
推 feedingdream:到三，你要縮喔 03/17 22:59
推 ohyeahyeah:推你是個好工具 但不是個好陽具 03/17 23:19
推 smallken0410:數到三，你要縮喔! @@"我沒被用手指彈啊 03/17 23:19
推 ix54783:XD 03/17 23:49
推 glover2850:醫生有沒有留電話跟地址給你 叫你晚上去複檢 03/18 00:39
推 tkrover:數到三，你要縮喔! 03/18 00:47
推 Crucifixx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 00:58
推 shi21:XD 03/18 01:01
推 small80307:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 01:08
推 coldaqua:醫生也會怕啊 03/18 02:07
推 shagojoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 03:14
推 Commands:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 04:11
推 darit: 幹這有賤 03/18 11:09
推 coof:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 13:19
推 DOREMO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 13:34
推 jkluio789:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 03/18 15:10
推 belucky:數到三，你要縮喔! XD 03/18 16:05
推 mageancaesar:ha 03/18 17:32
推 lancehsiao:我居然相信了，虧我還體檢過 03/18 19:01
推 evermpeg2:幹...先說你同學是不是歐陽克XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:19
→ uresi:XDD 03/18 20:54
推 yanziashin:笑點爆炸 XDDDDDDD 03/18 20:58
推 k34215:其實笑點在"數到三，你要縮喔!" 03/18 23:55
推 joker1111:我數到三，你要縮喔..................XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:45
→ tabrisPTT:XD 03/19 12:29
推 glay0718:跟歐陽克有什麼關係?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 15:16
推 yoyorock:XDDDDDDDDDD醫生怕怕 03/19 18:42
推 YGJHSU:XDDDDDD 03/19 19:11
推 pobomin:劍 03/19 23:04
推 Aliang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 01:21
推 snowcs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 18:57
推 odbc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 21:22
推 rainlay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/21 00:01
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推 onicalz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/21 18:53
推 ggghoul:剛剛看這篇，蘋果從嘴裡衝到鼻子中間，最後又回到嘴裡 03/21 18:57
推 joewucool:樓上好髒 03/21 20:59
→ icekolo:A剛你也試一下阿 03/22 00:11
推 applea35:降旗典禮開始 1...2....3...... 03/22 12:51
推 icekolo:原來A圖在推文的時候是升旗的狀態阿 03/22 18:47