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你爸人生第一首英詩
送給黑特跟班板 = =+
咱們是好人的啦
A good man
You called me in that anxious emotion,
So I came to your house with no hesitation.
Soon I found that you just needed a low-priced repairer
To help you fix your expensive computer.
For I was a woeful good man,
I did not even complain.
Yet you were such a bitch!
While I repaired it, you with other bad men played sandwich--
Finally I decide to let you know my mind,
Whereas you mercilessly hand me a Good-man Card.
I am a good man, always make my hot face
Nestle to your cold ass--
一個好人
妳如此焦急得打電話給我，
所以我毫不猶豫地趕到妳家。
很快我便得知妳只是想找個廉價修理工
幫妳修妳那台昂貴的電腦。
但因為我是個可悲的好人，
我沒有抱怨。
但妳真是賤！
當我修理時，妳卻和一群壞人玩三明治...
終於，我決定讓妳明白我心意，
但妳卻殘酷地發給我張好人卡。
我是個好人，總是用我的熱臉
去貼妳的冷屁股。
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