[轉錄][轉錄][惡搞] 陳水扁到恐怖份子綁架

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作者: morrow (http://0rz.net/121KY) 看板: HatePolitics
標題: [惡搞] 陳水扁到恐怖份子綁架
時間: Thu Nov  9 00:23:39 2006





高速公路上嚴重塞車已經有一段時間，一名駕駛人耐心在車上等候。
這時候，一個人敲了他的車窗。駕駛人好奇地搖下玻璃，詢問對方的意圖。

「陳水扁遭到恐怖份子綁架，歹徒打算用汽油和一根火柴燒死他，
威脅立刻交付一億贖金……所以，您了解吧，我們希望大家同心協力，
盡已所能一起來捐獻。」

駕駛人問：「好吧，其他的人大概都捐多少？」















「嗯……不一定，從一公升到二十公升都有……」

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出處不明，希望別OP

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