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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: HAYDYO (千金難買早知道) 看板: joke 標題: [笑話] "乳"字的解釋 時間: Sat Jul 12 17:46:12 2008 一小學老師在和學生解釋「乳」字的含義:乳即是小的意思,比如乳鴿、乳豬等,並要求 小明用乳字造句。 小明:因為現在房價太高了,所以我家只能買得起50平方米的乳房。 老師大汗,說:「再造一個!」 小明:我年紀太小,連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去! 老師再次大汗:說再造一個! 小明:老師我真的想不出來了,我的乳頭都快想破了! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.227.84.22
sn7:XD 07/12 17:48
daydream772:XDDDD 07/12 17:52
faye0616:這個還滿好笑的XD 07/12 17:55
GFDS:你的癌細胞還很小 所以你得了乳癌 07/12 17:56
malaimo:XD 07/12 17:57
Siros:觼蘒 07/12 18:06
jogeirmo:XD 07/12 18:18
Kefer5678:看到第一個造句 我笑了 .. ^^ 推 07/12 18:27
wu60918:XD 07/12 18:28
trh:XD 07/12 18:29
TigerDuck:XDD 07/12 18:30
JeromeLi:XD 07/12 18:33
fitsky27:讓我想起la new的一位球員-石志偉... 07/12 18:35
LM1114:不錯喔 XDXDXD 07/12 18:42
stgh2526:大笑~ 07/12 18:43
leoxxx16:兩篇都好笑xD 推 07/12 18:43
linpcbar:XDXDXDXD 07/12 18:44
hate56:XDDDDDD 07/12 18:49
HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 18:50
keytsai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 18:52
tongpakfu:好笑!! 07/12 18:53
love0522:XD 07/12 18:59
and760224:XD 07/12 19:02
reallybestx:XD 07/12 19:05
calicocat:XD 07/12 19:14
larsatic:XD 07/12 19:23
cooladam:niceXDDDDDDDDD 07/12 19:28
timke:小明:太陽曬太久,我有點乳暈。 07/12 19:29
zebra01:XDDDDDDD 07/12 19:36
ross32:大推XD 兩篇都很好笑 07/12 19:38
siaokun0203:XDDD 07/12 19:38
champhon:XDDD 07/12 19:51
stevo8968:XD 07/12 20:04
GoNow:接下來上場打擊的是 乳頭石志偉 = =+ 07/12 20:08
BluesHarp:所以乳牛都是小牛嗎 07/12 20:08
kofwind1991:乳暈最好笑 07/12 20:09
k25:XDD 07/12 20:12
henry3939:小明:我的乳名是小明 07/12 20:14
redk1:好笑..... 07/12 20:14
kenji0403:XDDD 07/12 20:34
BSpowerx:XDDDD 07/12 20:35
CN091118:XD 07/12 20:42
yungyui:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 20:45
applepag2000:乳叮噹 07/12 20:49
fly85:這種愛可以? http://myurl.com.tw/ojam 07/12 20:55
djy:樓上張爸 07/12 21:05
sxt56862:太好笑了啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 21:08
kiwimori:XD 07/12 21:13
mistofsnow:nice play~ 07/12 21:16
a3345998:呵呵金吼糗 07/12 21:16
timpotter:XD 07/12 21:18
jingyesi:有笑有推XDDDD 07/12 21:24
Huma:哈哈 讚 07/12 21:26
newesther:XDDDDDD 07/12 21:37
MLVForgood:XDD 07/12 22:00
kennis911:XDD 07/12 22:06
imsohappy:XD 07/12 22:11
jeje27272003:大推 笑死XDDDD 07/12 22:12
vi000246:不好笑 只能乳推了 07/12 22:17
RayEx:XD 07/12 22:42
jassystar:哈哈 07/12 22:46
laihuanyu:XD 07/12 22:49
lorenzero:最後一個答案好痛XD 07/12 22:54
vetris7698:哈哈...笑了笑了 好久不見的笑容~~ 07/12 23:00
asbel:XD 好笑 07/12 23:01
yasopp:XDDDD棒~ 07/12 23:08
ppphil:XD 07/12 23:10
hank61204:XDDDD 07/12 23:21
walacat:XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 23:30
andyrobie:XDDDDDDDDD 07/12 23:41
aitjcize:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 23:41
onelife:小明:這啥乳? XD 07/12 23:44
hank61204:封王乳 07/12 23:45
kevinfu619:XDDD 07/12 23:55
Crosss:小明:從今天起我就叫乳明了! 07/13 00:08
XBox:乳明XDDDD 07/13 00:10
antemw: 這篇是在 joke 三乳~~ 07/13 00:14
antemw: 乳叮噹~中山國乳~張菲的弟弟-乳哥~ 07/13 00:16
valenti1007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 00:21
adsl1465:我年紀太乳了... 07/13 00:22
shrek:乳何?? 07/13 00:41
chickenshop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 00:42
Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 00:51
s0387521s:XDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 01:01
ikemanlee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 01:07
noskid:經齁球y 07/13 01:08
lisa002:超好笑XDDDD 07/13 01:42
wenevil:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 01:49
Dadin:乳推 07/13 01:59
vvxx1393:乳強!你怎麼了! 乳強~~ 我跟你相依為命 同甘共苦... 07/13 02:00
pirate634:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 02:06
chanceliu:XD... GORGEOUS!! 07/13 02:22
elfindor:XD 07/13 02:23
asyun:XD 07/13 02:34
stanleyphoto:我有一隻 乳乳乳乳鳥~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XD 07/13 02:39
kkido:推最後一個 不過3個都很機車就是了XD 07/13 02:47
LoveBea:XD 07/13 03:10
mayoee:XDDD 07/13 03:17
poyga:XDDD 07/13 04:07
poyga:看的我有點乳暈.. 07/13 04:10
bluestyle123:推第三XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 04:25
max332255:大推XD 07/13 12:58
cat92:XDDDDDD 07/13 13:34
focous:XDDDDDD 07/13 13:40
WaterMom:失守... 07/13 13:41
Bestbass:最好老師會叫小朋友用乳造詞啦 07/13 13:48
mainword:= _ =+ 有笑有推 07/13 14:14
demigod666:真不錯 好笑 07/13 14:30
Mtguide:XD 07/13 14:52
Jwhat:HA!!!!!! 07/13 14:54
winnieinsky:XD 07/13 15:02
bigbear8:XD 07/13 15:15
ypla:XDD 07/13 15:21
lucas01:XD 07/13 15:24
phatman:GJ!! 07/13 15:26
GiGiGi2: XD 有夠北七 XDDDDD 07/13 15:37
jayway1983:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 15:51
How0428:nice!!!! 07/13 16:02
javatea:報 07/13 16:04
CTwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 16:20
BattleRoyale:XDXDXDDD 07/13 16:52
happymagicia:GOOD~XD 07/13 17:08
Yie:XD 07/13 17:22
bigjam:太好笑啦 哈哈哈 07/13 18:28
m2922918:c8 c8 07/13 18:36
bluemoony:XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 19:04
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 20:07
sangsong2005:我好久沒狂笑了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 07/13 20:19
abilitylife:GJ! 07/13 20:37
nightcomes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 21:26
CGWcge:XD 07/13 21:48
lee198218:超好笑,不推不行 07/13 21:56
lee198218:超好笑,不推不行 07/13 21:56
cbwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 07/13 22:03
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mouse751117:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 23:44
a21511b:馬的 難的好笑 07/13 23:46
davidgundam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這篇超級好笑!!! 07/14 00:40
nsmmsn:XD 07/14 01:08
newjedi:XDDDDDDD 07/14 01:24
DDTCOOLBEELA:XD 07/14 08:41
Jerrynet:XDDDDDDD 四樓超難笑= = 07/14 10:31
cheese802:xddddd 07/14 11:48
parkerlived:因為隔壁姊姊生小孩,所以小孩常喝到滿臉乳汁... 07/14 11:52
xxx22088:最後一個好笑!!! 07/14 12:00
jcbaby:四樓幹嘛這樣講人... 07/14 12:47
gloomedran:酷炫 清新 07/14 13:57
silnet:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推啊! 07/14 15:34
adar911:XDDDDDDDDDd 07/14 15:59
dementia:XD 07/14 16:07
potatocat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 19:52
yc71805:XDDDDDDDD 07/14 21:11
yuan701221:XDXD 07/14 22:00
q08456456789:借轉XD 07/14 23:36
mushwu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 02:22
wood678:m一下吧 好笑耶 07/15 02:40
lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 15:05
minbyminby:XD 07/15 16:14
Jamy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 16:19
cruse:讚!!! 07/16 00:25
paj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 00:29
supersuefat:推爆文!! 07/16 16:56
iamhenyu:"乳"林飛刀 07/16 18:39
iamhenyu:打錯了,是"乳"李飛刀 07/16 18:39
chyhhwai:乳頭都快想破了 哈哈哈 07/16 21:49
kobe3:幹這篇超好笑!!!!! 07/16 22:31
fumizuki:XD 07/17 20:40
guest1024:good. 07/17 21:02
boger:所以小明--->乳明 07/18 00:16
ilyvonne:超好笑XDDDDDDDDD 07/18 15:02
cyalai:笑到不能自己 07/19 01:28
seeeeeeee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/19 18:44
cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/20 23:11
justwoei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/22 13:45
letsgo99:超好笑 讚!!! 07/23 07:53
sheepbow:XD 07/23 09:34
syforever:XDDDDDDDDD 07/26 18:03
soaringfish:XDDDD 借轉個版! 07/27 09:34
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