[外電] Wittman's first trick is a doozy

[littlexian (小安)]

※ 引述《jerod (KG4MVP)》之銘言：
: http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/sports/basketball/16576954.htm
: Space aliens take over Colorado town! Seventy-two-year-old woman gives birth!
: Timberwolves defeat Phoenix Suns!
猜猜看，下面這些怪異的言論只有一個是真的:

1.外星人攻佔了科羅拉多市!

2.一位72歲的婦人生出了一名嬰兒!

3.灰狼隊打敗了太陽隊!!


















不不~ 那位婦人才62歲，不是72。





















很可惜，還是錯，那個外星人的事情是編出來的。





















嘿，拜託，只剩下最後一個選項了。





















沒錯，灰狼隊在星期一晚上打敗了全NBA最強的隊伍!!

















再讓你們猜一次，

1.尼斯湖水怪被抓到了!

2.海盜隊說:"我們不要一個新的球場!"

3.Mark Madsen率領灰狼隊度過了危機時間!!



















提示:最不可能的答案就是答案!





















答案:Madsen打出了他最有價值的一場球賽，並幫助灰狼終止了太陽的連勝傳說。











: All Randy Wittman had to do in his Target Center debut as head coach was to
: go up against the Phoenix Suns, whose 17-game winning streak entering the
: game was the seventh longest in NBA history.
所有Randy Wittman在他首次在鄉親父老前擔任總教練所該做的，就是去讓太陽隊所創下的

NBA7年來最長的連勝紀錄畫下句點。
: "You've got to play all 82, is the way I look at it," Wittman said about an
: hour before tip-off.
"你必須要去奮戰所有的82場球賽，這就是我對球賽的看法。"Wittman在開賽前的一小時

說了這番話。
: Yes, they do. So Monday's game was unavoidable.

是的，他們做到了。所以星期一的比賽是不可逃避的。
: "I've played in this league, coached in this league, and never faced a team
: that's won 17 in a row," Wittman said.
: He has now. And his team ensured that the Suns' streak did not reach 18.
: Quick, somebody give Wittman the federal budget and see if he can get it
: balanced. You know, while he's charmed right now.
: These Suns are a run-and-gun, high-octane outfit that should be favored to
: win the championship. What's amazing is that they had a 15-game winning
: streak earlier in the season. Then they split four games before taking off
: again.
Wittman說到:"我曾經在NBA當過球員，也當過教練，然而從未碰到過正在17連勝的對手。"

現在他有了，且他的隊伍讓太陽的紀錄到不了18。很快的，有人給了Wittman一份

聯邦政府的預算，看他可不可以讓預算收支達到平衡。因為你知道的，他現在正擁有

魔法般的力量。

太陽隊是個採用跑轟戰術，高度發展且為冠軍熱門人選的球隊。他們在這球季稍早的

時候達到15連勝是有多麼讓人吃驚，然而在四場球之後他們又再度的開始了連勝之旅。

: They are reminiscent of the old Lakers and even older Celtics in their
: fast-break approach. The only difference is that any of the Suns is liable to
: pull up and shoot a three off the break.
他們讓人不經回憶起當年的湖人，甚至更早的塞爾迪克，他們的快攻戰術。他們唯一

的不同在於，太陽隊每個人都要能夠在三分線拔起跳投。
: Wittman knows that those threes can be like daggers to the heart. He said he
: instructed his players: "If a guy makes two or three (three-pointers), don't
: put your head down and say, 'holy smokes.' "
Wittman知道他們的三分球就像一把致命的匕首。他說他告訴他的隊員:"如果有個球員

投進了兩顆，或三顆三分球，別低下你的頭然後說，"靠腰勒"。"

: In all my years I don't ever recall an NBA player saying "holy smokes." But
: his point was a good one. Phoenix made 15 three-pointers. Yet the Wolves
: didn't get discouraged. Meanwhile, as Minnesota began to pull away, some of
: us at courtside were saying: holy, uh, well, smokes.
在我一生中我不記得有任何一個NBA球員會說:"靠腰勒"，但是他的方法是正確的。

太陽隊轟進了15顆三分彈，然而灰狼隊卻一點都不洩氣。正當灰狼隊開始把比數拉開時，

我們一些在場邊的人說了:"靠...痾...腰勒。"

: This is quite a victory for a franchise that has been mismanaged into the
: ground and is in desperate need of hope.

這對於一個因為管理不善而被打入萬丈深淵，極需要希望的球隊來說，是個重大的勝利。
: "This should not be a surprise for us," said Wittman, managing to keep a
: straight face. "They're in our building. These are our fans. This is our
: community."
"我們不該對這感到驚訝"，Wittman用一張撲克臉說著，"他們在我們的主場，這些是

我們的球迷，這是我們的地盤。"
: Today, at least. Everyone loves a winner.
: "They're not here to watch the Phoenix Suns," Wittman said. "They're here to
: watch us."
至少今天，每個人熱愛著勝利者。Wittman說:"他們不是來看太陽隊的，是來看我們

打球的。"
: Kevin Garnett was something, scoring 44 points. Madsen was out there for
: almost 26 minutes, played exceptional defense and hit a couple of huge
: baskets down the stretch. But perhaps the most amazing thing of all was that
: the Wolves got involved in a track meet with the Suns in the first half —
:  and lived to tell about it.
Kevin Garnett一夫當關，拿下了44分。Madsen在場上打了將近26分中，表現出令人

驚訝的精湛防守並投進了幾顆關鍵球。但最令人驚訝的事情應該是灰狼隊在上半場

被捲入太陽隊的跑轟節奏之下還活了下來。
: "I think we have the personnel that can play up-tempo," Madsen said.
: That's the kind of thinking that cost Dwane Casey his job.
: "I thought our pace was way too fast in the first half," a scowling Wittman
: said. "We controlled the second half a whole lot more."
Masen說到:""我想我們有人可以打那樣的快節奏"，這個念頭讓Dwane Casey掉了飯碗。"

Wittman皺著眉頭說:"我想我們在上半場的節奏太快了，我們掌控了幾乎整個下半場的

節奏。"
: Rookie Randy Foye said he preferred the second-half tempo.
: "Running up and down like that, you can get a little tired," he said.
新人Randy Foye說他比較喜歡下半場的節奏。"一直快節奏的跑轟會讓人感到疲累"他說。
: It's difficult to say what sort of impact, if any, this victory will have on
: the franchise. Wittman says he is stressing ball movement and effort. He got
: both on Monday night. Whether he is on to something, or whether this is just
: another of those Timberwolves teases, remains to be seen.
很難說這會產生什麼影響，如果有的話，就會表現在這球隊身上。Wittman說，他很擔心

球的流動和結果。他在星期一晚上兩個都得到了。至於是否是他做了一些改變，抑或是

這只是另一個灰狼隊對球迷開的玩笑，還要繼續觀察。
: Meanwhile …
: Water found beneath Sahara! Dinosaurs spotted roaming South American
: mountains! Timberwolves score 121 points to end Phoenix Suns' winning streak!
: Yup, you guessed it.
就在這時...  問答題又出現啦!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD






這次是~!

1.在撒哈拉沙漠下面發現水!!

2.在南美洲的山上發現有恐龍在散步!!

3.灰狼隊以121分終止了太陽隊的連勝!!






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※ 編輯: littlexian      來自: 75.34.227.130        (01/31 04:23)
推 vul3a04:推了
※ 編輯: littlexian      來自: 75.34.227.130        (01/31 04:49)
推 Libram:這篇好讚～～推～～XDD
推 SmartKing:這篇開頭的方式真新鮮^^
推 EMH:靠...痾...腰...咧
推 gsw501:灰狼贏太陽真的有那麼神奇嗎?外星人應該是攻陷洛杉磯吧?
推 jeatsy:翻的很生動 推~
推 wisdom8002:"這個念頭讓Dwane Casey掉了飯碗"，這算是為他可惜嗎？
→ wisdom8002:沒想到以速度為優勢的Foye不喜歡跑轟