【2007年圖騰拖鞋趴的由來】Part《2》

作者begen (自由、簡單、愛)

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標題【2007年圖騰拖鞋趴的由來】Part《2》

時間Thu Aug 30 14:52:01 2007

標　　題：【2007年圖騰拖鞋趴的由來】Part《2》發表人：不如回家(sueming123) 發表時間：2007/08/30 14:21:10 【2007年圖騰拖鞋趴的由來】Part《2》（從前、從前，有一個年輕人煩惱了很久，還有一個年輕人無聊了很久） Suming：（煩惱中）查瑪克：（無聊中） Suming：怎麼辦哪？查瑪克：好的～，是你說要辦Party的！ Suming：還有人會想買圖騰的『專屬Ｔ恤』嗎？查瑪克：圖騰是您的『專屬天使』 Suming：Ｔ恤啦！查瑪克：穿在身上就會變成圖騰的專屬天使啊！ Suming：喔喲～～，很煩勒！查瑪克：好的～，　　　　還有更煩的勒！ Suming：什麼啦？查瑪克：阿不是要辦『法亞洛派對』，穿黃色衣服～　　　　穿圖騰Ｔ的專屬天使他們怎麼辦？ Suming：對后～，圖騰Ｔ只有黑色和紅色而已！查瑪克：阿不然穿在裡面嘛！ Suming：穿在裡面？查瑪克：外面再穿一件黃色衣服就好了啊！ Suming：裡面不是要穿白色的嗎？查瑪克：沒關係啊！　　　　誰說『香蕉』裡面一定要白色 Suming：『香蕉』裡面還有黑色、紅色的喔！哈～查瑪克：兩種不同口味的『香蕉』很好啊！新品種啊！ Suming：喔喲～，不好笑啦～，很煩勒！查瑪克：阿不然怎麼辦？ Suming：衣服很難賣勒！查瑪克：阿你看Tizzy Bac的Ｔ恤，那麼簡單，就很好賣，　　　　誰叫你要做成籃球衫和足球衫 Suming：很『帥』啊！又吸汗又舒服！查瑪克：是你自己想穿吧！　　　　我們的專屬天使很多都是女生，她們怎麼辦？ Suming：她們可以買給男朋友啊！查瑪克：啊萬一沒有男朋友的怎麼辦？ Suming：買給～，哥哥啊！還有弟弟啊！查瑪克：啊萬一沒有哥哥，弟弟還在讀國小的怎麼辦？ Suming：買給爸爸嘛！（不耐煩中）查瑪克：啊萬一爸爸已經死掉的怎麼辦？ Suming：喔喲～，我怎麼知道啦？　　　　不管啦！一定有辦法可以賣掉的！查瑪克：打電話給Bingo（斌哥）嘛！他一定有辦法！（Bingo＝斌哥＝老闆阿斌） Suming：唉～好吧！（打電話中） Suming：阿斌！我是Suming啦！（阿斌＝Bingo＝斌哥＝老闆阿斌）老闆阿斌：吃大便！ Suming：喔喲～，我有事情想要問你啦！老闆阿斌：吃大便！ Suming：喔喲～，不要鬧了啦！我想問正經的事啦！老闆阿斌：你沒有正經事，吃大便！ Suming：真的啦！我不知道要怎麼賣圖騰的Ｔ恤啦！老闆阿斌：『我想我會變成這樣都是你害的』 Suming：喔喲～，我要怎麼辦啦！我去吃大便好了！老闆阿斌：吃大便！好！吃大便！ Suming：喔喲～，Bingo～幫幫忙啦！Bingo～老闆阿斌：唉～（在想辦法中）（兩邊都還在想辦法中）（突然～～～）老闆阿斌：現在的原住民有什麼需要幫忙的？ Suming：？？　　　　我嗎？老闆阿斌：不是你啦！ Suming：我是原住民啊！我現在需要幫忙啊！（無辜的臉）老闆阿斌：我是說其他的原住民啦！ Suming：啊你不幫我喔！（繼續無辜的臉）老闆阿斌：聽不懂喔！ Suming：不懂！老闆阿斌：吃大便！ Suming：不想！　　　　Bingo～幫幫忙啦！（無辜到極點的臉）老闆阿斌：唉～，我的意思是說，把圖騰的Ｔ恤拿去『義賣』，　　　　　然後捐給那些需要幫助的原住民朋友！ Suming：『義賣』！不用錢嗎？老闆阿斌：『義賣』當然要錢啦！ Suming：要錢就沒有人會買啦！老闆阿斌：『義賣』的錢是要捐出去的，讓大家知道，就會有人買啦！ Suming：喔～懂了！（驚訝！）老闆阿斌：你去打聽看看哪裡的原住民需要幫助的，就捐給他們吧！ Suming：Bingo你真的要把圖騰Ｔ捐出來義賣喔！（驚訝！驚訝！）老闆阿斌：阿不然哩！　　　　　那也要看你們義賣出多少件啊？　　　　　不要到時候又只賣出兩三件，　　　　　義賣得到的錢，才幾百塊的話！　　　　　要捐出來會很不好意思勒～！ Suming：好的，一定可以大賣的！放心好了啦！哈哈～～老闆阿斌：吃大便！ Suming：謝啦Bingo！掰掰！哈哈～老闆阿斌：掰掰！待續～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ -- 喔喔喔!!!還有待續耶!! 轉圖騰家族 suming加油!!繼續寫吧!!!期待下一集 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 211.75.117.193 ※ 編輯: begen 來自: 211.75.117.193 (08/30 14:52)

推 ASHPJ:頭推!!! 140.129.38.138 08/30 14:57

推 AA517306: 笑到肚子痛(其實是內容沒營養)XD 163.29.253.151 08/30 14:57

推 begen:原來賓果會叫人家吃大便!!!!!!!! XD 211.75.117.193 08/30 15:02

推 cmvie:哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 210.203.60.44 08/30 15:05

推 jcwibo:有簽名會賣更好喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 59.126.16.146 08/30 15:05

推 cmvie:借轉TB版 210.203.60.44 08/30 15:08

推 kinkihung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 61.62.245.165 08/30 15:08

※ cmvie:轉錄至看板 TizzyBac 08/30 15:10

推 ttina:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.112.17.77 08/30 15:21

推 yokan:XDDD 203.67.8.61 08/30 15:27

推 isissky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.195.128.145 08/30 15:34

推 becky0300:XDD218.167.199.147 08/30 15:36

推 PINKCOW:哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!140.122.106.150 08/30 15:48

推 xxringxx:好好笑XD125.229.109.206 08/30 16:06

推 janus1210:怎麼一直吃大便!!!!!!!! XD 210.71.102.63 08/30 16:33

推 wwanna:拍偶像劇啦 XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 61.228.211.44 08/30 16:57

推 lolololo:推!!!!!!! 124.8.147.221 08/30 17:03

推 arisalisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 59.124.83.202 08/30 17:29

推 davidkid:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 123.192.144.19 08/30 17:50

推 petice:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!超好笑的啦!!!!!!!!123.195.112.246 08/30 17:54

推 petice:還有續集耶!!意思就是還要再推爆一次囉?XDD123.195.112.246 08/30 17:56

推 BTSgod:! 163.25.118.138 08/30 18:06

推 migcd:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 61.220.74.166 08/30 18:10

推 aria:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD 220.137.162.91 08/30 18:21

推 zaritatsai:給它爆給它爆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDD 219.84.16.89 08/30 18:43

推 howbeit:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!123.194.103.133 08/30 18:56

推 closer76:第一篇爆了，推第二篇，等第三篇!!!!!!!! 59.124.246.71 08/30 19:45

推 YoungAmI:! 220.137.59.32 08/30 19:55

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推 petice:樓上...可惜都是箭頭耶...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.195.112.246 08/30 20:01

推 kinkihung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 61.62.245.165 08/30 20:28

推 petice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.195.112.246 08/30 20:36

推 yamie0204:XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.116.175.95 08/30 20:46

推 davidkid:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 123.192.144.19 08/30 20:48

推 suzie80258:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 218.162.63.134 08/30 20:55

推 petice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.195.112.246 08/30 21:11

推 darkangel123:好好笑 219.81.164.206 08/30 21:20

推 maruru:圖騰T真的超好穿的，我一定會再買啦!!!!!!! 220.131.63.242 08/30 21:24

推 wltsai1981:好想看第三篇喔,拜託趕快出來!!!!!推爆 220.229.85.6 08/30 21:28

推 Cmetallifer:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 218.166.236.44 08/30 21:55

推 samaleng:好茶土石流又垮路，可以給他幫忙一下 219.86.47.123 08/30 22:29

推 hideforever:原來斌哥跟我一樣也是屎尿系的XDDD 220.129.70.211 08/30 22:50

推 lowz:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!218.171.142.193 08/30 22:54

推 cielfun:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 219.68.19.212 08/30 23:00

推 isissky:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!123.195.128.145 08/30 23:06

推 yoozui:超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!220.129.149.196 08/30 23:09

推 caplio17:老闆阿斌：吃大便！ (好銷魂~~~) 125.225.66.56 08/30 23:21

→ caplio17:老闆的形象就這樣毀了嗎?.. 125.225.66.56 08/30 23:25

推 paulinameat:SUMING我來幫助你下次我多買幾件XD 218.167.29.230 08/30 23:46

推 tensoku:!!!!!!!!!!!!! 211.21.104.177 08/31 00:10

推 suzie80258:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 218.162.63.134 08/31 00:17

推 cmvie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 210.203.60.44 08/31 01:12

推 bblluurr:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 218.175.78.68 08/31 01:17

推 petice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.195.112.246 08/31 01:36

推 yoearth:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 59.112.171.15 08/31 02:26

推 bulunssta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 59.112.37.134 08/31 05:18

推 berch:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 140.109.138.79 08/31 08:54

推 cnkki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 140.112.206.15 08/31 11:59

推 colorbow:閱(^w^)!! 210.203.54.6 08/31 12:00

推 petice:XDDDDDDDDDDD第三集!第三集!XDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.195.112.246 08/31 12:35

推 ldid:沒想到圖騰版也有專業推文鄉民!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 219.81.16.58 08/31 13:18

推 isissky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.195.128.145 08/31 15:29

推 maruru:bibibobobibobo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.120.95.244 08/31 15:42

推 rainsleep:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.117.198.191 08/31 16:02

推 wwanna:再多推幾下噴跑吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 61.228.212.232 08/31 16:03

推 eliacheng:請多給原住民青年作家練習打字的機會XD 218.162.52.249 08/31 16:12

推 tgqdomo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.192.152.162 08/31 16:31

推 isissky:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.195.128.145 08/31 16:35

推 howbeit:再推一下~因為想看第三集..123.194.103.133 08/31 17:26

推 bulunssta:！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ 59.112.42.187 08/31 17:43

推 ttina:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.112.13.77 08/31 18:22

推 ninjaming:XDDDDDDDD!!! 203.70.115.239 08/31 19:34

推 suzie80258:想看第三集+1!!!原住民新銳作家加油XD 218.162.67.95 08/31 20:18

推 kayf7:XD XD XXD 我要T-shirt+1 1元起標嗎? 59.114.251.174 08/31 20:43

推 sickness:第山集!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.115.239.234 08/31 20:56

推 chitakudo:第三集第三集第三集第三集.....218.168.142.171 08/31 21:11

推 maruru:不要富堅!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!快 220.131.62.50 08/31 21:15

推 petice:XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!123.195.112.246 08/31 22:50

推 bulunssta:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.112.47.184 08/31 23:09

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推 trash204:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 218.175.187.10 08/31 23:31

推 ejazz:吃完香蕉吃大便嗎XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 122.126.116.65 08/31 23:55

推 AlBeeQQ:吃好多大便!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 125.228.87.15 09/01 00:15

推 bulunssta:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.112.47.184 09/01 01:57

推 petice:睡前再一推~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.195.112.246 09/01 02:21

推 isissky:XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!123.195.128.145 09/01 02:26

推 davidkid:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 123.192.144.19 09/01 02:52

推 bulunssta:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.112.47.184 09/01 03:00

推 bulunssta:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.112.47.184 09/01 03:15

推 cmvie:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 210.203.60.44 09/01 03:47

推 bulunssta:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.112.47.184 09/01 05:26

推 bulunssta:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.112.47.184 09/01 06:02

推 bulunssta:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.112.47.184 09/01 06:58

推 bulunssta:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.112.47.184 09/01 07:16

推 gedeves:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 61.223.41.92 09/02 09:13

推 isissky:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!123.195.128.145 09/02 09:32

推 isissky:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!123.195.128.145 09/02 10:22

推 suzie80258:SUZIE80258 218.162.55.224 09/02 10:31

推 petice:圖騰的專屬天使們~來推到爆吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!123.195.112.246 09/02 10:46

推 howbeit:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!123.194.103.133 09/02 10:59

推 isissky:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!123.195.128.145 09/02 11:02

推 esfly:!!!!!!!!!!!!! 220.131.78.75 09/02 11:38

推 petice:99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!123.195.112.246 09/02 12:01

推 petice:爆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!123.195.112.246 09/02 12:03

推 animaus:阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好好笑!!!!!!!! 218.168.41.53 09/03 00:23

→ animaus:這一定是要用來促進銷售量的!!!!!!!!!!!XD 218.168.41.53 09/03 00:23

推 suzie80258:我竟然打到帳號囧我是要XDDDDDDDD啦 218.162.70.11 09/03 01:26

推 petice:樓上好喜感...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123.195.112.246 09/03 01:39

推 imayday1018:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.117.185.92 09/04 00:14

推 dialugh:好好笑歐圖騰T要去哪裡買阿哈哈哈哈!!!! 160.10.7.106 09/04 09:43

→ etrana:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!怎麼一直吃大便XD" 218.175.77.204 09/04 15:51

推 petice:第三集第三集!!!!薯命拖稿拖太久了啦...~"~123.195.112.246 09/05 13:18

推 wltsai1981:第三集第三集第三集第三集第三集第三集 220.229.85.6 09/06 10:37

推 petice:催稿催稿~~~~~~~!! ┌(‵▽′)╭123.195.112.246 09/06 12:15

推 suzie80258:對啦對啦薯命拖太久了第三集第三集第三 220.140.20.109 09/08 00:23

推 bear3955: XD XD :D 123.194.149.5 09/20 23:18

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