作者ayuperfect (王國之心就是吐巴殺嘛= =)
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標題[吐嘈] 異曲同工的跳針歌
時間Sat Apr 30 13:00:17 2011
1. Sisqo - Thong Song (丁字褲歌)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk
好﹐嚴格說的話﹐這首歌跳針的程度還不算多﹐
只是歌詞本身仍然非常沒意義﹐全部都在物化女性。
"baby讓我看妳的丁字褲丁字褲~"
請跟腥伯聯絡﹐謝謝。
2. Rebecca Black - Friday (星期五)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
這首歌我之前吐過了﹐所以這邊就不重複說明。
曲子普通﹐歌詞嚴重無腦流水文。
"星期五星期五~每個人都要去party~" 無限跳針
一樣﹐請跟腥伯聯絡﹐他寂寞很久了。
3. Jenna Rose - My Jeans (我的牛仔褲)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64
幹 這歌詞簡直就是扼殺聽眾腦細胞的生化武器
簡單翻譯跟歸納一下﹐就是
"啊我逛街的時候看到一條很想要的牛仔褲
啊這個明星也穿過
哇那個明星也穿過
我的天 不敢相信她們跟我穿一樣的牛仔褲
我的天我的天我的天
牛仔褲牛仔褲牛仔褲
跟我一樣跟我一樣跟我一樣"
就這樣跳針跳針跳針...實在么壽
然後歌聲也是非常失敗...這真的可以稱為歌聲嗎﹖﹖唐老鴨都比較好聽吧
不過Rebecca Black跟Jenna Rose都還只是兩個死小孩﹐
白痴一點也是不意外。
但那個Sisqo就沒藉口了啊。
幾歲的人了﹐唱的歌跟那些死小孩的一樣沒營養。
甚至可以說Sisqo的歌更糟。
啊對了﹐講到牛仔褲﹐
腥伯的什麼台中還是哪裡的明星服飾還有在營業嗎﹖
有的話Jenna Rose也可以跟腥伯聯絡買褲子。
最後附上牛仔褲的完整歌詞 不想看的可以直接按end
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Staring out my window
I brush my hair
Getting dressed to meet my friends but I don’t know what to wear
Commercial shows on my T.V. about these cool designer jeans
That I put on at the mall, change the channel and I see
Hannah Montana’s wearing my jeans
Ashley Tisdale’s wearing my jeans
Keke Palmer’s wearing my jeans
I just can’t believe they wore those jeans like me!
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
Like me (me) (me) (me) x4
She wore those jeans like me
Staring at the mall window
I finger through a smile
I thought about how cool I’d look if I had them on right now
I’m anxious, excited, they’re on my mind
It feels like Heelys are racing on my spine
I just can’t wait to call these my jeans
Everyone can look at me and my jeans
I can go anywhere in my jeans
But I still can’t believe she wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
Like me (me) (me) (me) (x4)
She wore those jeans like me
One, here comes the two to the three
Not, it’s the T-R-I-double G
Why? She got those cool new jeans that sittin’ in the J-E-T but she’s fly
You might see me in a video, tv show, MTV, Nick, HBO
Jenna could be a model in a fashion show, look there she goes
ABC, 123, that girl wore her jeans like me
I bet she’s mad ‘cause I look fab
Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag
Sticks and stones may break my bones
but mine look new and hers just look so o-old, so o-old, so old
Oh my, look at those jeans
They should be posted in magazines
Matter of fact, let me get my phone
You can strike a pose, smile for the camera, FREEZE!
What, Trig bought a new Blackberry? (x3)
Ah, just take the picture already!
Sorry, I was stuck in a daydream when I bought those jeans
With my new ice creams and I looked so good when I hit the scene
So fresh, so clean, all eyes on me
Then I turned on my T.V.
What do I see, the Black Eyed Peas? And Jay Z?
I just can’t believe they wore they jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
Like me (me) (me) (me) x4
She wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me
Like me (me) (me) (me) x4
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