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新版的「Malone-to-Stockton」: Stockton:「伐木工!」 Malone:「好!」 Stockton:「請給我木材!」 Malone:「好!」 -- 旁白(to Jazz):「警告! 你正被野生動物(熊)攻擊!」 Malone:「大伙進攻囉!」 -- Malone:「請給我黃金!」 KOC:「不!」 Boozer:「請給我黃金!」 KOC:「好!」 -- Jazz正在興建世界奇觀! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.228.182.93
Stockton:你是說AOE嗎?我只玩過英文版的...wonder? 219.84.90.155 06/12
xjazz:7 218.175.109.14 06/12
xjazz:7 218.175.109.14 06/12
xjazz:11 218.175.109.14 06/12
xjazz:23 218.175.109.14 06/12
xjazz:27 218.175.109.14 06/12
jasonshu:超好笑的..... XDDDDD 202.178.154.59 06/12
joyboytoy:這個真是太有趣了 134.208.40.99 06/12
JazzMalone:這是我多年的心得.... 61.228.178.177 06/12
JazzMalone:1F的小個子可以在多人連線時按數字就會聽到 61.228.178.177 06/12
JazzMalone:陶莖淫的中文配音 61.228.178.177 06/12
JazzMalone:7,11,23,27 分別是什麼? 61.228.178.177 06/12
JazzMalone:說實在的...沒有人要給我黃金嗎? 61.228.178.177 06/12
Stockton:我玩過..都是英文發音的..每個數字都有語音... 219.84.90.155 06/12
JazzMalone:身為堂堂無恥以上的台灣人竟然玩正版 Orz 61.228.178.177 06/12
JazzMalone: 五呎 61.228.178.177 06/12
Stockton:從前老屎只玩宿網FTP抓抓樂版.... 219.84.90.155 06/12
JazzMalone:堂堂六呎四以上我是男子漢安安~~ 61.228.178.177 06/12
JazzMalone:五蝦咪乾豁計較~~五蝦咪乾乎怨嘆~~ 61.228.178.177 06/12
joyboytoy:我可以給你石頭 134.208.40.99 06/12
joyboytoy:沒有人會給你黃金的 134.208.40.99 06/12
JazzMalone:我連電視都沒有~~ 61.228.178.177 06/12
Stockton:被電AOE後,我都改練SC來電人... 219.84.90.155 06/12
DAING:讚!!推~~ 220.138.37.14 06/12
KOG:這篇實在太好笑了XDD 218.168.49.235 06/12
JazzMalone:樓上的是偽 KOC 61.228.178.177 06/12
JazzMalone:老屎也玩模擬飛行嗎? 61.228.178.177 06/12
Stockton:不的...我玩jedi knight... 219.84.90.155 06/12
JazzMalone:除了球員卡之外你的遊戲也沒少玩.. 61.228.178.177 06/12
JazzMalone:什麼時候傳幾張簽名卡給我 61.228.178.177 06/12
JazzMalone:鄉親啊...這丟洗Stockton-to-Malone啊... 61.228.178.177 06/12
semicoma:11140.112.239.134 06/12
Actus:Ostertag:救命啊!敵人在我家裡!218.167.184.170 06/12
Stockton:SC打贏我再跟我要卡吧.... 219.84.90.155 06/12
Stockton:http://0rz.net/ad0qI 最近是迷這種東西... 219.84.90.155 06/12
dodido:XD140.112.247.116 06/12
FrankPallas:敢情是想成為另一個j塔?(笑) 222.157.49.142 06/12
jasonshu:他是想建立世界奇觀阿~~~ 202.178.154.59 06/12
projazz:真是太XD了... 61.229.217.251 06/12
JazzMalone:一時不察我也是j開頭的220.136.197.130 06/12
JazzMalone:老屎決定要送我哪一隻.. 我喜歡第一代的..220.136.197.130 06/12
JazzMalone:鄉親啊...這丟洗Stockton-to-Malone啊...220.136.197.130 06/12
Stockton:你喜歡第一代的啥?http://0rz.net/160mm 219.84.90.155 06/12
Stockton:還有實在不喜歡汪X湖的口頭禪啦..沒圖沒真相.叭 219.84.90.155 06/12
tonometer:哈哈 這篇要置底了嗎 140.112.211.30 06/12
Stockton:什麼是J塔? 219.84.90.155 06/12
jasonshu:在爵士板居然可以看到兩老在討論剛彈和聖鬥士.. 202.178.154.59 06/12
tinsly:eva也來一下吧~~ 220.141.136.30 06/12
Stockton:可是我覺得EVA的體態很變態說.腰太細,不能靠腰 219.84.90.155 06/12
FrankPallas:[CHAT]看起來動靜不大.... 222.157.49.142 06/12
Stockton:這裡問答越來越神妙了,非吾等可參透焉... 219.84.90.155 06/12
sam369:^^ 218.168.129.7 06/12
Stockton:[疑問]OCG還有五樓請給分是什麼意思? 219.84.90.155 06/12
joyboytoy:這個問題要問60樓的 134.208.40.99 06/13
tinsly:60樓的不懂去問推爆的那一位.........220.141.121.106 06/13
Stockton:60樓太遙遠...我擔心大家到不了.... 219.84.90.155 06/13
cjASKA:沒有人到的了!140.127.179.227 06/13
gratitude:To 老屎: OGC是慣用右手的人 140.112.22.184 06/13
gratitude:而OCG是慣用右腳的人 140.112.22.184 06/13
gratitude:活塞不妙了! 140.112.22.184 06/13
gratitude:但是Malone沒去馬刺.. 140.112.22.184 06/13
gratitude:這麼多推文搞得好像Jazz今天有比賽 140.112.22.184 06/13
gratitude:等到60F時我都凋零了 140.112.22.184 06/13
gratitude:今年的活塞其實比去年強 140.112.22.184 06/13
gratitude:LakersMalone的命運欠佳 140.112.22.184 06/13
gratitude:SpursMalone夭折 140.112.22.184 06/13
gratitude:JazzMalone卻屹立不搖 140.112.22.184 06/13
Stockton:X的...老屎終於看懂OGC的涵意...慣用右手.. 211.75.101.242 06/13
Stockton:活塞、馬刺都不支持,因為都才拿過冠軍... 211.75.101.242 06/13
joyboytoy:那 O3>C 是哪手.......... 134.208.40.99 06/13
amonway:60樓到了...可是我真的不懂~~ 219.91.92.68 06/13
jasonshu:推g兄的爵士馬龍屹立不搖!! 快宣佈參選州長吧!! 202.178.154.59 06/13
Stockton:我竟然看到O3>C後笑了出來..... 211.75.101.242 06/13
Stockton:話說從前kiss ass of ass的老巴好像沒選上? 219.84.90.155 06/13
tonometer:推爆就可以置底了嗎 140.112.211.30 06/13
Stockton:60樓看不懂...請77樓給分... 219.84.90.155 06/13
stevenlovego:還有11樓...大家慢慢加 59.104.213.230 06/13
Stockton:鄭先生到底是有啥事蹟啊? 219.84.90.155 06/13
jasonshu:他食子... 202.178.154.59 06/14
joyboytoy:之前有位 NightElf 常來,現在又有 KOG 134.208.40.99 06/14
Stockton:NightELF和KOG是誰?萊爾富和Knight of Girl? 219.84.90.155 06/14
JazzMalone:一天沒來而已.. 61.228.184.235 06/14
JazzMalone:大家就已經在討論慣用哪一隻手.. 61.228.184.235 06/14
JazzMalone:但問題是你吃蔬菜了嗎? 61.228.184.235 06/14
JazzMalone:青菜底家啦! 61.228.184.235 06/14
xjazz:是不是WarCraft3裡的角色 211.21.17.186 06/14
Stockton:WC3我才玩一下就沒繼續了,我的SC比較強... 211.75.101.242 06/14
Stockton:鄭先生為什麼要食子?不懂.... 211.75.101.242 06/14
Actus:因為他不是老虎,虎毒不食子218.167.197.168 06/14
gratitude:樓上的是77F 140.96.130.126 06/14
Actus:糟糕!忘記給分! 那交給92樓吧218.167.197.168 06/14
gratitude:To 老屎:你的"笑了出來"是不是打錯字呢? 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:因為我懷疑你用注音輸入法..然後洩打成笑.. 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:真相只有一個... 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:92樓...等到花兒都笑了... 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:哎喲...我也打錯字了... 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:張學友: 我等到花兒都謝了... 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Jazz板 = 推文板 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Jazz training camp: 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Lesson 1: How to push? 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Lesson 2: How to push with simple words? 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Lesson 3: How to push with funny words? 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Lesson 4: How to push with sexual notation? 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Lesson 5: How to locate at the bottom? 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Lesson 6: How to explode it? 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Lesson 7: How to grade on the 92th floor? 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:中文版參考書: 140.96.130.126 06/14
tinsly:↑ 真的太high了~XD 220.141.135.15 06/14
joyboytoy:92F快到了耶 (緊張中) 比選秀還緊張 134.208.40.99 06/14
sam369:^^ 218.168.129.7 06/14
stevenlovego:還有3樓~~~~~~ 59.104.213.230 06/14
wubai32:^^ 59.104.128.23 06/14
jasonshu:好一個Jazz training camp!! XD 樓下請給分!! 202.178.154.59 06/14
Actus:分218.167.197.168 06/14
gratitude:剛剛斷線..現在繼續推薦參考書.. 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Ref. 1: 第一次推文就上手 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Ref. 2: 不是我教你推 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Ref. 3: 推文獅子心 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:Ref. 4: 推文係密碼 140.96.130.126 06/14
Stockton:笑了出來是打錯了...按照PTT說法是洨了出來... 211.75.101.242 06/14
Stockton:sam36只會推^^...簡單推齊確推不齊.... 211.75.101.242 06/14
Stockton:大概一看到Utah就想:"他們很缺PG!"╮(﹀_﹀")╭ 211.75.101.242 06/14
Stockton:推「不是我教你推」..這本好幾集,我每集都看了 211.75.101.242 06/14
Stockton:92F又黃牛沒給分,這下換99F請給分... 211.75.101.242 06/14
stevenlovego:剩1樓啦~~~~~~99樓 59.104.213.230 06/14
gratitude:轟隆! 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:沒爆! 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:老屎已是社會人士? 不然不用讀那些成人書刊吧! 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:轟隆! 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:爆了! 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:現在開幾個有聲書單: 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:1. 推文王朝 (40集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:2. 推文傳奇 (40集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:3. 推文四月天 (20集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:4. 推文戀人 (20集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:5. 推文今 (100集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:6. 推文18歲 (20集) 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:7. 旋轉推文 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:8. 推文二課 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:9. 推文事務所 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:10.好推文診所 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:11.推文追緝令 (有些推文不說你不知道) 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:12.推文追追追 (大便一大堆) 140.96.130.126 06/14
Stockton:回應標題:坐困愁湖堰塞難的鐵拐郵差..活塞爆了 211.75.101.242 06/14
gratitude:13.推文鑑定團 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:14.推文八秒半 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:15.大話推文 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:16.於每人~~推文 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:17.推文挖哇哇 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:18.推文克漏字 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:19.推左邊, 推右邊 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:20.推文大哥大 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:21.推文來了 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:22.推文駭客 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:23.推文心聲 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:24.推文小妹大 140.96.130.126 06/14
Stockton:security...security..電視兒童帶走 211.75.101.242 06/14
gratitude:25.緯來推文週報 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:26.ESPN推文Center 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:27.拉瑞金推文秀 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude: 140.96.130.126 06/14
gratitude:下次再介紹幾味漢方推文補品... 140.96.130.126 06/14
Stockton:酷暑閟極驟然風,北台狂捲桂花落, 219.84.90.155 06/14
Stockton:前朝死雞再三易,麥特磁損軌亦墨, 219.84.90.155 06/14
Stockton:孰料拍賣天堂闊,晝夜未及藏家獲, 219.84.90.155 06/14
Stockton:人生苦短何所忌,電驢必踢續開拓。 219.84.90.155 06/14
jasonshu:老屎還會寫詩阿~~~~ 真是好屎好屎~~~~ 202.178.154.59 06/14
Stockton:廬山百龍金秤出,星辰旋轉炎鐘催, 219.84.90.155 06/14
Stockton:阿賴耶識第八感,沙羅雙樹瓣紛飛。 219.84.90.155 06/14
jasonshu:沙羅雙樹象徵「無常」...看幕張學到的... 202.178.154.59 06/14
Actus:事實上沙羅雙樹共有八棵,東西南北四個方位各兩棵218.167.197.168 06/14
Actus:每方位的兩棵都是一枯一榮218.167.197.168 06/14
Actus:象徵常、樂、我、淨,和無常、無樂、無我、無淨218.167.197.168 06/14
jasonshu:請問A兄和S兄都是文學院出身的嗎... 好勁阿!! 202.178.154.59 06/14
Stockton:六道輪迴恆河過,無量佛陀掌心握, 219.84.90.155 06/14
Stockton:天舞寶輪奪六感,鳳凰折翼羽飄落。 219.84.90.155 06/14
Stockton:小的不才...是電機系的...必修國文差點掛掉... 219.84.90.155 06/14
Actus:小的不才,是心理系的...從高中以後鬥牛幾乎沒贏過218.167.197.168 06/14
Stockton:A兄想必不熟聖鬥士啊...方有此類想法... 219.84.90.155 06/14
Stockton:http://0rz.net/160mm 您的阿賴耶識覺醒了嗎? 219.84.90.155 06/14
Actus:如果我說我喜歡瞬,老屎會不會用異樣眼光看我?218.167.197.168 06/15
Stockton:埃、塵、沙、織、微、忍、系、毛、厘、分、一、 219.84.90.155 06/15
Stockton:澗、正、載、極、恆河沙、阿僧祇、那由他、 219.84.90.155 06/15
Stockton:不可思議、無量大數。....瞬...很可惜,我沒買. 219.84.90.155 06/15
Stockton:十、百、千、萬、億、兆、京、垓、杼、穰、溝、 219.84.90.155 06/15
Stockton:「一」後面要接「十、百...」才對...漏掉一行 219.84.90.155 06/15
jasonshu:老屎今晚好High阿...國文以及數學造詣真高~~~!! 202.178.154.59 06/15
xjazz:真是變態的最高境界 218.166.43.236 06/15
FrankPallas:此等CHAT,以非人類所及,小弟甘拜下風.... 140.128.106.39 06/16
tonometer:推爆了還不能置底嗎...╮(﹀_﹀")╭ 140.112.211.30 06/16
gratitude:夠重的話就會跌到下面... 140.96.130.126 06/16
gratitude:FrankPallas忘了加上[chat]記號 140.96.130.126 06/16
FrankPallas:唉,就是來甘拜下風的,所以不敢端CHAT出來啊뀠140.120.106.245 06/16
Stockton:蛇貪食死雞,返廠何時達? 219.84.90.155 06/16
Stockton:風霜兩寒暑,哀哉挪雞鴨。 219.84.90.155 06/16
Stockton:[CHAT]這又有什麼涵意? 219.84.90.155 06/16
jasonshu:Stcoktn你可以去改行當國文老師了...我打賭你一 202.178.154.59 06/16
jasonshu:會背唐詩三百首....@_@ 202.178.154.59 06/16
xjazz:他已經是老屎(師)了 218.166.32.179 06/16
Stockton:到底[CHAT]和數學老師有啥特殊涵意? 219.84.90.155 06/17
Stockton:...唐詩能夠背出三首就偷笑了... 219.84.90.155 06/17
jasonshu:國文老師居然不知道數學老師有什麼涵義!? @_@a 202.178.154.59 06/17
jasonshu:至於[CHAT]的涵義...去爬j塔吧 XD 202.178.154.59 06/17
FrankPallas:[CHAT]國文不懂數學,文人相輕果不其然啊.... 222.157.49.27 06/17
JazzMalone:幾天沒來就爆了 61.228.170.62 06/17
tonometer:置底 140.112.211.30 06/18
JazzMalone:樓上的很努力喔! 這丟洗愛節四啦! 220.136.198.65 06/18
Stockton:看來版大不太爽這篇.... 211.75.101.242 06/18
Stockton:暮春時將逝,飛人閃無滯, 219.84.90.155 06/19
Stockton:奈何房客闕,圓滿待何日? 219.84.90.155 06/19
Stockton:好吧...這是去年的事了...小的辭窮了... 219.84.90.155 06/19