作者RonnieBrewer (Ronnie Brewer)
看板UTAH-JAZZ
標題AK-47: "For The Last Time, I'm Not Dolph Dundgren"
時間Sun Dec 10 20:24:00 2006
AK-47: "For The Last Time, I'm Not Dolph Dundgren"
9th December, 2006 - 7:42 pm
By Buster Gunning
Apparently, Utah Jazz small forward Andrei Kirilenko is fed-up.
"Nyet! Nyet! I am not Dolph Lundgren!" Kirilenko said on Friday.
Whenever he is out in public, someone yells "Hey Dolph! I loved you in
Masters of the Universe."
Kirilenko is the first to admit that Mr. Lundgren portrayed a very convincing
He-Man in the 1987 film classic, but he feels that his on-court achievements
deserve their own recognition.
"Da, it was flattering at first," Kirilenko revealed when I first asked him
about the mix-up. "Russians love Dolph. I am Russian, so I of course love
him very much too.
"When he said 'I must break you' in Rocky IV, I really thought he was
actually really going to! Very convincing; and how did Rocky win that fight,
honestly. Everyone in Russia still thinks it was a total fix."
Kirilenko continued to rant about Balboa's unlikely victory, and how there
should be a rematch, and that it would have been impossible for Rocky to run
to the top of that mountain so fast. It became clear to me that the only
reason Kirilenko is distraught about being confused with Dolph is because he
lost the fight. Had Dolph been victorious, it's pretty safe to say that
Kirilenko would be autographing the foreheads of infant babies posing as Mr.
Lundgren. Going to photo shoots shirtless and wearing red boxing shorts.
"Nyet! Nyet! Russians love Dolph way more than the Germans love Hasselhoff!"
Kirilenko assured me. "Can you believe Hasselhoff wore that piano scarf
when he sang in front of all the Germans? Dolph would never do that, he isn't
a nerd."
http://www.realgm.com/src_feature/755/
20061209/ak_47_for_the_last_time_im_not_dolph_dundgren/
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