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跟阿爵有點關係
我原本想用推文寫出來
Brokenleg大叫我用po的
所以就po囉
這是我國三升高一的語資班入班考英文題目
What would you like to say if you had a chance to talk to 約旦
那年就是約旦來台灣幾秒快閃
也是我考基測的那年＝ ＝
(自報年齡0.0)
當時我還滿不想考那個試的
因為覺得題目很無聊
所以我就隨便寫寫啦
原文部份截選:
If I had a chance to talk to 約旦.I would like to tell him that the people in
Taiwan are very angry about what he did.There are many basketball fans in
Taiwan they had waited a long time to see him. Turns out that he only came
30 seconds and left. The fans are furious about what he did.They waited so long
to buy the Nike products and to get the ticket just to see him.I would tell
約旦 that the people would tie and on a stick and burn him if he does that
again.The people will enjoy his cries of agony and watch him burn.I would
tell him that we really like him and enjoy his visitbut next time, please
stay longer.
翻譯重點:
"tie him on a stick and burn him if he does that again"
如果他下次再這樣,人民會把他綁在木棒上然後把他燒掉
"enjoy his cries of agony and watch him burn"
享受他痛苦的慘叫聲然後看他被燒掉
這是我國三升高一寫的文章
因為當時很不想考試
所以整張考卷寫13分鐘就交卷了
我原本想分數應該也不會太差
回家查成績時
第一名
我的結論是
老師不是本身就想看約旦被綁起來燒掉
就是老師也是阿爵０．０
原文貼出來當證據囉:http://tinyurl.com/2z5wdk
笑笑就好囉^^
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推 sam369:好強 07/09 04:07
→ popstarkirby:小時候很無聊0.0 07/09 04:11
推 Poleaxe:好強 07/09 04:15
推 semicoma:有阿爵滲透進國中小 十年生聚十年教訓的八卦嗎 07/09 04:18
推 sam369:十年計畫 養成女 07/09 04:28
推 popstarkirby:阿爵傳教士@@? 07/09 04:33
推 sam369:你好 逆性較嗎 07/09 04:38
→ sam369:阿爵仁波切! 07/09 04:39
推 brokenleg:幹的好! 不過4點PO文.....大家都這麼晚睡阿XD 07/09 08:36
推 popstarkirby:我翻了700多篇網誌...後來找到了xD 07/09 09:31
推 shin770107:酷 太強了 07/09 09:30
推 Stockton:其實只有一句文法有小問題＠＠？？不過通篇文意順暢 07/09 09:38
推 popstarkirby:我15歲寫的,不能改變原文xD 07/09 09:41
推 Stockton:15歲好強！不過agony這個字用得真好真高級^^ 07/09 09:47
推 dusted:老師是不是版友啊XD 07/09 10:09
推 shin770107: G老＠＠？ 07/09 10:14
推 Calculus:好強，一開始看到約旦還真不知道是在說誰 QQ 07/09 11:54
推 popstarkirby:聽說是禁語xD 07/09 11:55
推 brokenleg:搞不好你老師也是個爵覺(搞不好正在PO小護士自介!!) 07/09 14:24
→ sam369: 07/09 18:23