[外電] 小胖科神鬥嘴古

[monmo (人人心中都有個克勞薩)]

這篇很有趣 本來不想翻了 還是翻來大家笑一下XD

Bryant, Williams competitive even in talking about games

He laughs about it now.

But when then-USA Basketball teammate Kobe Bryant was beating him time after
time in post-practice contests during the days and weeks leading up to last
summer's Olympic Games, Deron Williams didn't find it so funny.

Still doesn't, he jokes.

小胖在奧運期間常跟科神在賽後比賽
輸到澇賽 小胖覺得一點都不好玩

"Watching him and playing against him every day ... he's a competitor," said
Williams, whose Jazz are in the midst of a first-round NBA playoff series
with Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers. "He's kind of like me. He hates to
lose.

看著他每天跟他打 他是個競爭者 小胖這麼說
他跟我ㄧ樣 他討厭輸(難怪你打的其實跟他常常也很像...@_@)

We had a lot of shooting contests after practices — of which he cheated to
win."

小胖申訴說"他都是騙到贏啦!"

How so?

怎麼騙!?

"We would be shooting shots," Williams recalled, "and then, all of a sudden,
for the last shot, when I'm about to win, he wants to come over and contest
it or foul me or something like that."

我們常常會比投籃 每次到了最後一球我就要贏了
他就會跑來要搶我的球還有鬧我(這... 這不是那個0號瘋子在幹的事情 難以想像科神...)

Williams, speaking at the Jazz's morning shootaround Thursday, encouraged a
reporter to question Bryant on the subject.

小胖還鼓勵記者去問科神

The reigning NBA MVP wasn't buying Williams' assertion.

科神當然不買帳

"He's a liar," Bryant joked after his own shootaround. "He's mad because I
used to kick his butt all the time and I used to tell him about it.

他是個詐欺師!

這死胖子瘋了 我每次都贏他 我也常虧他這回事

"He didn't like it very much" the Lakers star added with a smile on his face.
"He lost all the time."

他不喜歡被虧的啦 他輸一屁股的哩

Well, almost all the time.

真的都輸嗎!?

"He may have beaten me once," Bryant said.

科神說 "有啦 他有打敗過我ㄧ次"

"He beat me in a 3-point shooting game. It was myself, LeBron (James), D-Wade
(Dwyane Wade), Carmelo (Anthony), and we were the last two standing.

有次我們比三分線 還有龍皇帝 炎帝 瓜王 我們兩個是最後兩個晉級者

"He managed to win that one, but one out of two months is not real good. Tell
him I said that."

他就贏了那麼一次 但是兩個月才贏那麼一次是在歡喜啥

跟他說我這麼說的啦!

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看來感情應該不差 不過小胖這晚輩還真有種
一個二兵去跟上兵科神還有一兵03梯挑投籃

到底真相如何只看外電也看不出所以然
不過要說明的是 兩個人都是開玩笑的口吻在說這回事
免得又有人會錯意.........

不然如果套用陸聞模式 大概會變成"柯比德隆爭的面紅耳赤"
"德隆怒道:柯比偷走了勝利" "柯比嘲諷回嘴 他才是騙子"............

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※ 編輯: monmo           來自: 58.114.64.13         (04/26 01:15)
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