作者maxtail (馬克斯泰爾)
看板UTAH-JAZZ
標題[外電] 姑且聽之
時間Thu May 7 11:29:30 2009
這是論壇報一個讀者投書丟出的交易建議，
反正閒著也是閒著...
1. Trade Carlos Boozer and Ronnie Brewer to Chicago for Ben Gordon.
Boozer + Brewer 換 Ben G(J)ordon...不要趕小酒走啦！ T_T
2. Acquire Chris Bosh from Toronto for Boozer and Kosta Koufos.
Boozer + Koufos 換 龍王...可以把Koufos換成Fesenko嗎？
3. Trade Andrei Kirilenko, Boozer and a second-round draft pick to Chicago
for Luol Deng, Tyrus Thomas, Jerome James and Tim Thomas.
AK + Boo + 二輪選秀 換 詹姆士、滷蛋跟兩輛小火車...是要組猶他么午隊？
4. Trade Boozer to Detroit for Aaron Afflalo and the No. 15 pick. The Jazz
would save over $10 million, add a perimeter defender and get a first-round
pick. This is better than losing Boozer for nothing.
Boo 換 Afflalo + 第一輪選秀...好像不賴！
5. Trade Boozer to Detroit for Rip Hamilton and Tayshaun Price.
Boo 換 RIP + Prince...原作者寫成Price...
6. Trade Andrei Kirilenko and this year's first-round pick to Golden State
for Corey Maggette and Rony Turiaf.
AK + 第一輪選秀 換 麥擱提 + 偷你牙虎...不捨啊，但...
7. Trade Matt Harpring, C.J. Miles and the No. 20 pick in this year's draft
to Charlotte for Gerald Wallace.
Matty + C.J. + 第一輪選秀 換 G.蛙...跟○○做交易大家能接受？
8. Trade Boozer and Kyrylo Fesenko to New York for David Lee.
Boozer + Fesenko 換 大衛李...都會DD，只是黑的換成白的！
9. Trade Andrei Kirilenko and Matt Harpring for Tracy McGrady and Joey
Dorsey. The Rockets would then cut Harpring and the Jazz could re-sign him 30
days later for less money.
AK + Matty 換 T-MAC + Dorsy...原作者肖想火箭會買斷Matty讓我們重簽 XD
10 . The Jazz trade Boozer and Miles to Phoenix for Amare Stoudemore.
Boozer + Miles 換 Stoudemore...比較想要Hill + Nash + O'Neal XD
11. The Jazz trade Kirilenko to the Suns for Stoudemire.
AK 換 Stoudemire...嗯。
12. The Jazz trade Kirilenko to Golden State for Jamal Crawford and change.
The salaries work and Don Nelson loves Kirilenko.
熱門話題！
13. Trade Kirilenko to a team burdened with a large, expiring, unwanted
contract like Cleveland's Ben Wallace.
送AK去輔佐大帝，換回大班。
14. Trade Boozer to the Lakers for Lamar Odom.
昔日的敵人，今日的朋友？
15. Sign Atlanta's Zaza Pachulia or Detroit's Rasheed Wallace.
簽下老鷹的Zaza或活塞的Wallace...後者是誰要搶籃板？讓小胖Kidd化嗎？
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推 monmo:我正要翻耶XD 這篇讓我覺得國外阿鄉等級不惶多讓..... 05/07 11:30
推 DK47:真正有用的交易沒幾個...亂搞的倒是一堆= = 05/07 11:33
推 monmo:6我覺得老尼如果這樣丟 成交 比配克勞佛好太多了 05/07 11:35
→ monmo:而且我認為原PO完全沒有傾薪資跟陣容平衡的概念...=.= 05/07 11:36
→ monmo:然後7其實我有點動心 不過實在沒機會那樣換...自爽而已 05/07 11:38
推 jonrsx:14... 05/07 11:39
推 xjazz:只要有換 什麼都好 05/07 11:42
→ maxtail:7.○○發覺自己心中對爵士有愧就換了？！ 05/07 11:47
→ maxtail:好想要偷你牙......................................虎喔 05/07 11:48
推 lovebuley:我可以拿jazz板主換台銀板主嗎?? 05/07 11:53
推 Pecherov:感覺全部不會成真 不過我比較喜歡方案5. 05/07 12:06
推 malone321214:有些真的是來亂的 05/07 12:18
推 yellowboy:Sheeeeeeed!!! 05/07 12:47
推 stevenlovego:5和6不錯....這樣就有機會看到小王子文??? 05/07 12:51
推 kaikai1112:5 6 7 都不錯 05/07 12:56
→ Maxslack:送AK去輔佐大帝，換回大班。 不錯耶 很快解套 05/07 13:36
→ Maxslack:不過騎士會強到一種哭爸的境界... 05/07 13:36
推 DK47:換回大班一點都不好...大班：我要頭套! 教皇：拖牽引機吧你! 05/07 13:44
推 MOTONARI:AK+BOOZER換魔獸? 05/07 13:45
→ CW4:BG超不適合這個陣容的吧.... 05/07 13:45
推 Maxslack:基於大班約比較快到 以薪資空間而言沒甚麼不好阿 05/07 13:48
→ DK47:可是換馬蓋先....馬蓋提感覺比較有用XD 05/07 13:49
推 Maxslack:喔喔 我看到了 還不錯耶 05/07 13:51
→ Maxslack:跳跳虎可以補AK的封蓋 這個感覺不錯 05/07 13:52
→ Maxslack:只是馬蓋題來了之後 側翼組就有人要掰了0.0 05/07 13:52
→ DK47:AK=側翼組 XD 今年還有一個要掰的側翼應該是阿蒙... 05/07 14:00
推 Kiri1enko: 我覺得AK去勇士不錯 05/07 14:14
推 CarlosBoozer:看到1就end了 05/07 15:22
推 Poleaxe:10不錯 @@a 05/07 15:48
推 richard1003:2,6,7如果換得到不錯 05/07 16:08
推 Actus:有些交易我懷疑是對方球隊球迷投稿的... 05/07 19:14
推 fallenmoon:如果是偷妳牙可以喔 05/07 20:10
→ ando: KAHO 05/07 20:11
推 amonway:CarlosBoozer:看到1-5就end了 05/07 20:30
推 newlly:我喜歡5 05/07 20:43
→ pepstarkirby:Boozer:哭哭 05/07 20:46
→ lin2581:我BOOOOOOO要走 05/07 20:57
推 CarlosBoozer:麵很燙 05/07 22:50
推 larson:AK + _______ for David West + Peja呢? 05/07 23:27
→ monmo:那樣太多矮前鋒了... 防守問題還是沒解決 除非三方交易 05/07 23:57
推 Cj3636736:AK+BOO for 大衛西 + 配假 + 拳王 05/08 01:05
→ maxtail:Peja老了 要West寧可留Boo 05/08 09:11
推 zzahoward:booooo換啦....怎麼可以這樣就boooo要我了... 05/08 19:30