[外電] 神柯一夢

[maxtail (馬克斯泰爾)]

⊙o⊙ 神柯愛說笑

記者：「你這麼愛說笑話，有沒有想過一年至少要有幾個梗？」

神柯：「這倒沒有限量，不過我會把目標設定在一到兩百個左右。」

                                               （還真的咧！）

⊙o⊙ 自我感覺

"When I look at myself three years ago, it's whole, like, different player."

「看看三年前跟現在的我，嘖嘖，真的是耳目一新換了個人哪～」

                                                (囧rz)

⊙o⊙ 聲東擊西

"Like everybody tells me — especially D-Will — 10 times before the game,
'If you catch the ball in the paint, dunk it; don't try to go for the
fade-away shot, layup or anything else. Just dunk it,' he says.

「每個人 ─尤其跌龍每回比賽前至少要說個10次─ 都這麼跟我說：
  禁區拿到球就給它用力扣下去，不要去想說要飛得威還是上籃幹嘛的，灌就對啦！」

                                               (?M表示:  )

⊙o⊙ 不恐慌大師

Says Korver: "He just has to calm himself down sometimes; you know, Fes gets
pretty excited in life. I just told him to try to mellow out a little bit and
listen to some calmer music or something, not that European disco stuff that
he pounds in his ears all the time."

帥哥：「他偶爾應該要保持冷靜，不要老是處於興奮的狀態(羞)，
        我有建議他改聽一些心靈音樂讓自己沈澱下來，
        不要老是整天戴耳機聽些懂吃懂吃的歐洲電音舞曲。」

"Kyle told me to listen to mellow music. It kind of worked, but not really,"
Fesenko said. "I still got into foul trouble."

神柯：「聽是聽啦，好像也有點效果，可是我犯規沒有比較少啊！」(搔頭)

⊙o⊙ 關門放狗

But nobody is more interested in turning the affable Fesenko into an attack
dog than Sloan.

喜憨的青銅聖鬥士有可能化身為教皇的地獄守門犬嗎？

Which raises the question: Has Sloan been harder on him since he became a
starter?

好奇的記者(們)：「轉任先發後，教皇有變得對你更加嚴苛嗎？」

Long pause.

「.......................................................................」

Says Fesenko, trying not to laugh: "Next question."

「好啦，下一個問題。」忍俊不住的神柯打破了沉默。


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→ sam369:
推 yellowboy:夢遺科神
→ Arteta:懂吃懂吃的歐洲電音舞曲  XDDDDDDDD  (洞此洞此洞洞洞此)
推 asumioismile:這篇主角改成井川慶好像也適用XDD  (洞此洞洞洞此)
推 MOTONARI:拿到球灌就對了!
推 akicrave:天生嗨咖
→ sam369:X
推 goopa:禁區拿到球就灌 + 罰球很菜 = 大隻的櫻木花道
→ goopa:關鍵時刻反快攻還要停下來等對手騙進算加罰=胖子版仙道
推 cheerman:駭科任務要上演了嗎?
推 asewd:是哏不是梗啦~~
推 Poleaxe:吉祥物 (蓋章)
→ omage:第二場我根本就看到一隻河田美紀男
推 Fesenko:百士丹佛練兵已成，看我猶他費神以一檔千!!!!!!!!
→ Fesenko: 殺!!!!!!!─┤▅▅▆▆▇▇◤ NUGGETS
推 semicoma:謝謝Okur
推 monmo:暗黑兵法 妹盟獻腿
推 semicoma:想吃鮮蚵(懂吃懂吃)
推 makswu:那個沉默盡在不言中啊
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推 sam369:
推 wadekao:球來就灌
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