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Please! No Bull (or Heat) winning the NBA title

拜託冠軍不要讓么午或熱火拿到!

By Randy Hollis, Deseret News


Well, who in the heck do we want to win this year's NBA championship now?

Or, maybe the real question is, who do we least want to take the title this
year?

In the Eastern Conference, it has come down to the Chicago Bulls and the
Miami Heat, who will begin their best-of-seven showdown today.

And how in the world are we gonna root for either one of those teams?

誰都知道在東區的么午跟熱火總有一隊會出線進入總冠軍賽

但是, 我們怎麼可能會為任何其中一隊加油呢?

I mean, in Chicago, you've got the much-maligned Carlos Boozer, a former
Jazzman who is a superb scorer and rebounder — when he's healthy and
motivated, that is — but didn't deliver too much postseason success during
his injury plagued six-year stint in Utah.

么午有舊將壞娘砲, 一個得分與籃板好手─我是說, 當他健康且有態度的時候

別忘了這六年來他給爵士季後賽的幫助乏善可陳

But now, thanks primarily to his MVP teammate Derrick Rose, Boozer and the
Bulls — whose lineup also includes two other former Jazzmen and solid role
players who we actually like and respect, Kyle Korver and Ronnie Brewer —
 are on the verge of reaching the NBA Finals for the first time since 1998,
when Mxxxxxl Jxxxxn & Co. spoiled Utah's best-ever chance at an NBA
championship.

但是呢, 現在他在MVP隊友的加持, 以及另外兩個舊將的幫助下, 所屬的么午正

準備自1998年以來第一次前進總冠軍賽呢─那年剛好是****

And really, after all the frustration that Boozer put the Jazz and their fans
through, how can we possibly pull for him to win a title now?

好啦, 看看這些新仇舊恨, 我們怎麼能夠甘心看到他拿冠軍呢?

OK, come on now, get serious. Let's don't carry this whole forgiveness thing
too far.

Standing in the Bulls' way are the Heat — or "Hate" as some resentful folks
have referred to them over the last few months.

After all, superstar LeBron James, realizing he couldn't and probably
wouldn't ever get it done in Cleveland, bolted last summer and famously took
his talents to South Beach, where he joined forces with longtime Miami go-to
man Dwyane Wade and fellow free agent Chris Bosh.

The trio of All-Star performers joined forces in a bid to build what they
hoped would be an unbeatable superteam which, in James' bold, boastful words,
would win "not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not
seven ..." but perhaps even more championships in that disgusting pep rally
they staged in Miami last year.

If you watched any of that disgraceful display, you certainly hoped that
LeBron and "Miami Thrice" would fall flat on their collective faces this
season.

Unfortunately, that didn't happen.

So now, after LeBron bailed on his hometown team and essentially admitted
that he needed the help of another superstar like Wade to win a title — some
columnists even went so far as to call James a coward — can we wish him the
ultimate success now?

Nope, sorry, can't do it.

場景移到南方海灘.

看看那個懦夫皇后吧, 跑去邁阿密組了個三巨頭, 全世界都準備著看他們跌股

真遺憾, 那並沒發生. 不過我們也同樣不能祝福那個叛徒皇后拿到冠軍

Which brings us to the Western Conference.

The Dallas Mavericks have never won a championship, and they've only been to
the NBA Finals once before.

Their star forward, "Dirty" Dirk Nowitzki, might be following in the
unfortunate footsteps of another former Jazzman, Karl Malone, as one of the
game's all-time greats who never won a title.

Mavs' billionaire owner Mark Cuban, who the TV cameras love (even if none of
us in Utah do), makes it sort tough to pull for Dallas.

The other two remaining teams, Oklahoma City and Memphis, are a couple of
up-and-coming franchises who've never won anything, either, although the
Thunder did win an NBA championship way back when as the Seattle SuperSonics
before relocating to OKC a few years back.

回來看看西區吧, 小牛隊從沒贏過冠軍, 而"骯髒的"諾威司機現下與馬龍一樣,

都是那些偉大卻沒有戒指球員中的一員.

而雷霆跟灰熊也從沒贏過任何冠軍過(雷霆前身的超音速贏過一次).

So it comes down to this — I'm pulling for the winner of the Oklahoma
City-Memphis series to win the whole dang thing, even though I know they
won't. And if they can't, then go ahead and let the Mavs claim their
first-ever crown.

所以囉, 我支持不論雷霆或灰熊的任一隊最後拿冠軍, 即使我知道他們辦不到.

不過就算他們辦不到, 也讓小牛贏一次吧.

Because there's just no way I wanna see Boozer or LeBron pounding their
chest, hoisting that title trophy or spraying champagne in a few weeks.


因為我就不想看到娘砲或皇后捧起冠軍杯阿!!

And if that glorious day never happens for either one of them, hey, that'd be
even better.

如果他們真的沒拿到冠軍, 我超爽的.

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◆ From: 114.27.19.55
※ 編輯: tonometer       來自: 114.27.19.55         (05/15 23:35)
推 monmo:光看到季後賽幫助乏善可陳就可以End了.......
噓 lowatre:亂來
噓 DK47:乏個屁  打到西冠那年沒有Boozer怎麼過火箭勇士......
推 MOTONARI:推翻譯 今年灰熊總冠軍! 我想看軟豆腐打爆BOSH
→ v00001:乏善可陳?
→ DK47:但是啦叭詹是個窩囊廢無誤
噓 Stockton:不意外
噓 rangertsao:乏善可陳........娘布明明有情有義
噓 wubai32:支持小牛拿下總冠軍
推 semicoma:看到Maynor表現這麼好就更不爽當初省錢送人
噓 jasonshu:我覺得看熱火打球很爽耶＠＠？有人跟我一樣想法嗎＠＠？
噓 Gush:看A片也可以很爽啊
推 JeremyEvans:救援成功只好給推了
推 semicoma:為什麼Rick Welts不跟Jerry Sloan討論出櫃的事?
噓 CW4:Sloan只會叫人nasty一點
噓 CW4:東爵的替補挺拼的
噓 stevenlovego:目前最好的走向是么午滅火...小午滅么午..司機MVP
推 sam369:可我不想小牛冠軍 雷艇冠軍好了
推 semicoma:老大加油
→ CW4:莎拉boo娃
推 Kiri1enko:我想要雷霆或么牛冠軍 因為有旅爵
推 sam369:X
→ Kiri1enko:阿爵的心願就交給旅爵來實現吧(逃)
噓 monmo:看到么午用我們習慣的進攻打爆熱火真是感傷......
推 semicoma:他們球的流動比我們多得多也快得多
推 Kiri1enko:因為么牛禁區悍將一堆 Gibson Asik Noah
→ Kiri1enko:KK跟羅斯檢子彈就好了XD
→ monmo:原本我們籃板也是這麼強押 都健康的的話
→ monmo:我是覺得還好 我們最順的時候比他們流動還順 只是側翼
噓 monmo:三脅不如對方 對我就是說AK不如DENG.....
→ monmo:小胖破單月NBA史上助攻數那個月 球隊順到讓人訝異
推 semicoma:Boo公公暫時領先小皇帝
噓 CW4:東爵把每個球權使用的很好.. 角色不對的人不會亂投
推 ChrisPaul03:Rose已經朝向Kobe之路  Deron完全不能比
→ ChrisPaul03:Boozer在他下面拿冠也沒什麼不對
→ ChrisPaul03:Deng光是投籃或切入就大勝現在的AK
推 monmo:公牛真正比我們好的是防守 我們太多橫移慢的
→ monmo:只是原本是可以靠洗陣容補強的 但誰叫胖子沒耐心
→ monmo:Rose對手下的耐心跟相挺確實做的比胖子好...=.=
→ monmo:雖然我認為巔峰時期的進攻還是我們稍強
噓 CW4:Boozer低潮那段 真的是球隊跟他自己處理方式都很成熟
噓 rangertsao:十五年前告訴我　我將來會為么午加油　我一定會覺得是
噓 ChrisPaul03:另外...爵士沒有Gibson這種從SF守到C的角色
噓 monmo:其實我還蠻希望公牛進到冠軍 雖然還是較希望給Dirk一枚戒指
→ rangertsao:瘋了　沒想到十五年後真的發生了這種瘋事
→ monmo:有呀 Millsap也是從SF守到C... 只是他應該是個板凳
→ rangertsao:真的沒辦法不幫Boo加油
推 semicoma:那麼一萬人才出一位(所謂的萬中選一)的爵士迷 球打得贏戰
→ semicoma:績迷老大迷皇帝迷嗎?
→ ChrisPaul03:我希望Dirk復仇成功  打敗金身二人組  先輸二再連贏四
推 monmo:希望公牛有好成績 雖然人事已非 這樣才能給胖子跟爵士經營
噓 MOTONARI:兩隊加起來沒有罰100球 失敗
→ semicoma:可惜Peja沒機會復仇了
→ ChrisPaul03:我幫Korver加油  可是希望Dirk復仇成功
推 Kiri1enko:不想看到小牛拿冠 因為Dirk曾經對我架拐子(逃)
噓 rangertsao:今年原本出頭的有可能是我們................唉
噓 CW4:熱火要是晉級 我不敢看Dirk再遇到金身...
→ rangertsao:AK你假摔作Dirk 他也很幹吧
→ ChrisPaul03:Peja沒打過Final  基本上沒什麼仇好記
噓 monmo:團隊一些打臉 為什麼人家類似的東西成果不同 沒耐心的慘烈
→ monmo:後果 PEJA已經報仇成功了呀 另外AK跟KD都是氣功門的呀
→ ChrisPaul03:湖人(or Gasol)今年這麼潰散  我猜就是因為沒對上爵士
→ monmo:爵士從小老闆到胖子最大的問題都是:沒耐心
→ ChrisPaul03:爵士是湖人(Kobe)的墊腳石(大補丸)
→ monmo:只能說只有Sloan眼光最清澈 只可惜他老人家要耐心沒人理他
噓 rangertsao:傷心......
噓 ChrisPaul03:沒辦法  出錢的不是他
推 semicoma:總之 他版事務
噓 MOTONARI:中威力彩都買不起NBA球隊...哭哭
噓 ChrisPaul03:等你有錢到王雪紅  也會開始儉樸生活  買NBA不如買NB
噓 MOTONARI:我也想像庫班還有艾倫一樣砸錢玩球隊啊~~
噓 CW4:我有那個錢 會找人餵屎疼吃屎先
→ semicoma:只要記住 我們是萬中選一的 就沒什麼事情達不到
噓 MOTONARI:有錢也辦不到吧 不然庫班早做了XD
推 species:我們沒有Luol Deng 只有 AK.....
噓 monmo:坦白說看遍熱火板跟總版關於這輪討論 藍撒旦是最有做功課的
→ monmo:其他大半都是把賽隊當唯一的神 忽略此消彼長的文...=.=
噓 kerry0496x:Boo : 教皇退休時我還BOOO敢置信，超難過的
→ kerry0496x:另外Rose在陣中算是小弟弟，他當然有耐心 =w=
推 Kiri1enko:     AK    阿爵    老忠臣  對他沒有耐心 >_<~~~~
推 semicoma:小酒現在變好大一隻喔
→ stocktonty:誰拿有差嗎 還不都人家吃麵在喊熱
噓 rangertsao:不過公牛的團隊氣氛真的比我們這幾年好....
→ rangertsao:小團體對團隊還是造成了影響....