[閒聊] Letter from Camp

作者Korngold (none)

看板Violin

標題[閒聊] Letter from Camp

時間Mon Jul 14 15:04:36 2008

這是一個當音樂教授朋友轉寄給我的笑話假設以下作曲家去一個夏令營，他們寄給爸媽的信將會是這樣: Letters from Camp: From Arnold Schoenberg: Dear ma & pa. How are you? I am fine. Love Arnold. Arnold love, fine am I. you are how? pa & ma dear. dlonrA evoL .enif ma I ?uoy era woH .ap & am reaD..read am & ap ?woh era uoy .I ma enif ,evol dlonrA Love, Arnie ====================== From Philip Glass: Hello heh heh hello, o-hell o-hell oh ellow ellow heh heh heh hello mama mama muh muh muh-mah, ah ah ah ahhhh! Aye aye aye aye yam yam yam yam Eye yam yam Fie aye aye aye fuh fuh fuh fie un yun yun yun Hah hah aha hah ow ow ow wow ow wow ow ow ah hah aha haha are are are are yuh huh huh huh yuh you? oooh. oooooh. Sincerely, Phil ====================== From Milton Babbitt: Dear bi-polar source set, All members of the aggregate feelings matrix are demonstrating maximum congruity with respect to thepositive experiential axis. With affections invariant under transposition, Milton. ====================== Anton Webern (c. 1913) Hello. Hel. H. Olleh. Lo. Fi. I am I Fine. ====================== Pierre Boulez (c. 1952): X=cm2 1x2x3 A+C Schoenberg is dead. Q to N ====================== John Cage: John ====================== Anton Bruckner: Liebste Mutti und Vati Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww - arrrrrre - yoooooouuuu? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? Howwwww - arrrrrre - yoooooouuuu? HOW ARE YOU? I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I am fine. I AM FINE!!!!! Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww - arrrrrre - yoooooouuuu? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? Howwwww - arrrrrre - yoooooouuuu? HOW ARE YOU? I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I am fine. I AM FINE!!!!! Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww arrrrrre yoooooouuuu? Howwwww - arrrrrre - yoooooouuuu? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? Howwwww - arrrrrre - yoooooouuuu? HOW ARE YOU? I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I-i-i-i ammmmmm fiiiiiine. I am fine. I AM FINE!!!!! Fine! Fine! Fine! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! (Double counterpoint) How I are am you fine. I how am are fine you. love, Anton ==================================================== from Steve Reich: Dear Mom and Dad, How are you? I am fineHHowaareyyou? IIaamffinHoHowrareoyou? I ImamifinowHoweareuyouI aI amnfinw How are?you?amIfamefineaHowyare youam IiamHfinarHowoare youm fInamofinre HowuareIyou?fiIeamwfine How?are youfinIHam fineyHow areayouineIoamafinyoHow aremyouneHIwamrfinou HowIare youeHoI amefinu? How arefyouHowIaam fine Howaareiyouow Iramyfine Howmarenyouw aIeamofineI How areeyou?arI amufinI HowfareHyouareIyam?fineaHowiareoyoure Ioam finam Hownareeyoue yIuam finm Howeare you?yoI?amIfinef HowHareayouyouI am finfiHowoareryouou?I amafininHowwareeyouu? IIammfinneHow are you? I am fine Steve -- 大熊、小熊、蒙面俠 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/eviolinist -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 98.198.135.82

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