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※ 引述《thomasjay (thomasjay)》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《NKN (NKN)》之銘言：
: : 很久~以前 在一本老書上
: : 看過老美陸航戰鬥機飛行員抱怨自己飛機的軍歌
: : 內容記不是很清楚
: : 記得開頭是
: : "別叫我飛P-38/47/51 因為他這樣/那樣/怎樣"
: : 的句子
: : 整首歌就是在唱我不想飛 還有飛機很爛
: : 不知有無強者知道詳細的?
: 剛剛在網路上搜尋到的
: 歌詞聽起來很像是這首
: http://p38assn.org/sounds/GiveMeOperations.mp3
沒錯沒錯就是這首
真是太感謝了
有了歌名所以我也找到歌詞了
最基本的歌詞
是抱怨P-38/39/40/86/84的
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Y43aH9xx0
http://0rz.tw/2mRrP
Give Me Operations
NO
don't give me a P-38
the props, they counter-rotate
they're scattered & sittin'
from Burma to Britain
don't give me a P-38
NO
give me operations
way out on some lonely atoll
for I am too young to die
I just wanna grow old
& don't give me a P-39
the engine is mounted behind
she'll tumble & spin
& she'll auger you in
don't give me a P-39
NO
don't give me a Peter 40
it's a hell of an airplane, I know
she's a ground looping bastard
& you're sure to get plastered
don't give me a Peter 40
NO
don't give me an 86-D
with rockets, radar & AB
she's fast, I don't care
she blows up in mid-air!
don't give me an 86-D
NO
& don't give me an F-84
she's just a ground loving whore
she'll whine & she'll wheeze
& make straight for the trees
don't give me an F-84
NO
(chorus)
NO
下面這是什麼都罵的完整版
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/cloudbuster/mil2.htm
Give Me Operations
Author unknown, Air Force traditional
CHORUS:
Give me operations way out on some lonely atoll
For I am too young to die; I just want to grow old
Don't give me a P-38; the props, they counter-rotate
She's smattered and smitten from Burma to Britain
Don't give me a P-38
CHORUS
Don't give me a P-39; the engine is mounted behind
She'll tumble and roll, and she'll bore a deep hole
Don't give me a P-39
CHORUS
Don't give me a Peter-four-oh; it's a hell of an airplane, I know
A ground-looping bastard, you're bound to get plastered
Don't give me a Peter-four-oh
CHORUS
Don't give me an old Thunderbolt; she gave many pilots a jolt
It looks like a jug, and it flies like a tug
Don't give me an old Thunderbolt
CHORUS
Don't give me a P-51; the airplane that's second to none
She'll loop, roll and spin, but she'll auger you in
Don't give me a P-51
CHORUS
Don't give me an F-82; that monster from out of the blue
You won't understand just who's in command
Don't give me an F-82
CHORUS
Don't five me an old Shooting Star; she goes, but not very far
She'll rumble and spout, and will surely flame out
Don't give me an old Shooting Star
CHORUS
Don't give me an F-84; her pilots they ain't here no more
They bombed in that crate, but they all pulled out late
Don't give me an F-84
CHORUS
Don't give me an 86D, with rockets, radar, and AB
She's fast, I don't care; she blows up in mid-air
Don't give me an 86D
CHORUS
Don't give me a One-Double-Oh to fight against friendly or foe
That old Sabre dance made me crap in my pants
Don't give me a One-Double-Oh
CHORUS
Don't give me McDonnell's Voodoo; there's nothing that she will not do
She'll really pitch up, she'll make you throw up
Don't give me McDonnell's Voodoo
CHORUS
Don't give me an F-104; she's faster than lightning fer shore
But after one pass there's no bullets, no gas
Don't give me an F-104
CHORUS
Don't give me an F-105, 'cause I like being alive
She's great for attack, she soaks up mach-mach flak
Don't give me an F-105
CHORUS
Don't give me an old F-4C, with a navigator flying with me
Her dihedral's neat, but she's got a back seat
Don't give me an old F-4C
CHORUS
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