[GG ] Spoilers: "The Age of Dissonance" Recap

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GG Spoilers: "The Age of Dissonance" Recap

 巨雷! recap就是劇情大意 本篇就是218劇情大意 !!!

Because Josh Schwartz, Stephanie Savage and the people at the CW are so
awesome, they sent Gossip Girl Insider an advance copy of "The Age of
Dissonance."

 CW已經把218寄給我們看了 !!!! (OS: XXXX的勒 我也要低調一份)

In exchange for the opportunity to watch the episode early, we've been asked
not to reveal any major plot details. But we know that you crave Gossip Girl
spoilers almost as hard as you do Chair lovin', we've recapped the full
episode for you.

 我們知道你們都想看 所以我們大致上簡介整部劇情

However, you have to hold up your end of the bargain.

Gossip Girl's long-term success depends on ratings, and the CW worries they
will drop if the plot is given away. So if you read our recap, you not only
have to promise to watch Monday, but find one Gossip Girl virgin and convince
them to watch, too.

 但是你們可是要守信用阿 看了我們的劇情大意後 禮拜一還是要開電視

然後再拉一個沒看過的人一起看

That way, Gossip Girl's ratings will go up! Cool? Cool.

Alright, now that we're all in agreement here, consider this your final
Gossip Girl spoiler alert, and follow the link for our official recap of "The
Age of Dissonance."

  接下來就是Recap啦 ! (OS: 夭壽長) 




Episode Guide

Welcome back, Gossip Girl

. How we missed your snarky one-liners and ridiculously lovable story lines.

The show doesn't waste any time throwing us into the latter: every year, The
Constance Billard and St. Jude seniors apparently put on a school play.

 要公演啦 (OS:酒賴也正在搞這個)

Participation is mandatory and this year's selection is "The Age of
Innocence."

 強制參加 今年主題: The Age of Innocence (OS:話說 酒賴要演啥?)

Of course, as Nate notes, Chuck manages to wiggle his way out of it with a
doctor's note that confirms "a minute case of stage fright" for young Mr.
Bass.

 C 叫醫生幫他搞了一個證明 - 舞台恐懼症 - 所以不用演

In the night's best, most subtle dig at Jeremy Piven, Nate says Chuck should
have gone with "mercury poisoning" instead. Well played,
Archa minute case ofibald.

This is a good time to get Chuck's story line out of the way as quickly as
the writers did:

Free from the constraints of the play, Chuck sits down at a restaurant, only
to spot fellow rich boy/arch nemesis Carter Baizen.

 雙C王見王

Before these two can catch up, though, Elle walks over to the table.

 神秘保母E出現

Carter knows her by a different name, but no matter: this is definitely the
mysterious girl that plays an unknown role in the society to which Bart Bass
belonged.

Upon seeing Chuck, Elle dashes out of the establishment.

She later shows up at Chuck's apartment, though, and says she needs a way out
of the country. Everyone's favorite Basshole must enlist the help of his
enemy for this task, as Carter has some serious fake passport connections.

 原來E搭上 Carter是為了要逃出國

As soon as Chuck drops Elle off in Carter's limo, though, Baizen tells the
driver to step on it, as he shows Chuck the tattoo on his wrist: it's the
secret society symbol. Nooooo!

 C把E拉出Carter的車時 Carter秀了出他手腕上的 神秘組織標誌

Later on, Chuck shows up at Elle's building (thinking she has her passport
and the two of them can disappear together), only for her to say the society
didn't wish her harm.

They just wanted her to sign confidentiality papers and gave her money to do
so. So, you never cared about me, Chuck asked, as Elle made her getaway.

No, she replied, adding: you have a good heart. You should use it on someone
that cares. In other words: this entire storyline evidently served as a way
to motivate Chuck to fight for Blair.

 C跑去找E 大概是想跟她私奔 -_-||| 不過E說秘密組織只是希望E拿錢然後消失

所以E就打算消失; C就說 所以妳就不管我了 哭哭 ; E說 不 你是個好人

你應該愛你真正關心妳的人 (搞半天 這段線只是來拖戲的-__-|||)

Speaking of Blair:

Miss Waldorf receives terrible news as soon as the episode begins.

Nelly Yuki got into Yale instead of her. Moreover, the Head Mistress confirms
that someone leaked Blair's hazing of Ms. Carr to the school and they
rescinded her early acceptance as a result.

 有人走漏消息給Yale說B欺負老師 所以B的Yale夢掰了 Nelly Yuki則進Yale

Nelly pleads not guilty to this charge, so Blair is left to wonder who ratted
her out. The suspicions intensify as everyone received a Gossip Girl blast
that outlines Blair's former, shady relationship with Marcus.

 Nelly Yuki說不是她背刺B的 然後B又被爆跟Marcus的事情

Now, Blair knows who the culprit must be: Vanessa. Who else would possess
this information?

Vanessa, of course, denies involvement. She's too busy to talk about it at
length, though, as Serena has enlisted V's help: S has a crush on the
self-involved play director and needs Vanessa to help her get his attention.

B認為是V幹的 不過 V說人不是他殺的 V正忙著幫S搞定一個自戀導演

A plan is hatched:

The director, Julian, heads over to Serena's apartment prior to opening night
of the play. As they read lines together, Vanessa is on a blue-tooth,
whispering helpful pieces of information into Serena's ear, the sort of
insight into old books and movies that a haughty, stuffy director would
appreciate.

Unfortunately, Nate overhears Vanessa speaking sweet nothings into the phone
- for Serena to relay to Julian across town, remember - and thinks she is
speaking to Julian herself. He suspects that something is going on between
these two.

 S在跟自戀導演討論 然後透過藍芽耳機接收V的小抄 以便可以講得頭頭是道

N剛好聽到V在講話 剛好V講到比較噁心的一段 所以N就以為V再跟導演調情

(OS:有沒有這麼雖)

Something is definitely going on between Dan and Rachel.

Even though Rufus intercepts a note intended for Dan - which includes a key
and an invitation to meet her at her apartment that night - and tells both
Rachel and Dan to end it, neither can deny attraction for the another.

They end up having sex in the costume room at school. Way to go, Humphrey!

Cut to the play itself, where all Hell breaks loose:

 DR兩個搞的正火 雖然被D爸抓包 不過 兩個還是繼續搞  甚至在學校更衣室裡

(OS: 姊姊餓很久了~)

With tensions mounting between various characters - another Gossip Girl blast
earlier in the episode outed Serena's appearance in Page Six as the only
reason she got into Yale, causing S to blame B for the betrayal - none can
remain in character.

 GG爆料S因為花邊新聞多 所以才被Yale接受 S跑去怪B背叛他

Nate accuses Julian of stealing his girlfriend, while Blair and Serena go at
it like only they can.

Backstage - after Julian is actually given props by The New York Times critic
in attendance because he supposedly combined a classic play with modern
teenage angst - Dan realizes that Rachel was the one that blasted Gossip Girl
with the damaging information about Blair.

He confronts her. She doesn't deny it.

 D終於發現原來背後的黑手原來是R D直問R R沒有否認

Dan ends things with Rachel and tells Blair that she's the one responsible
for ruining her chances at Yale (Dan also mentions to Blair that he banged
the teacher in the costume room; why keep that information to yourself?!?).

 D告訴B這一切都是R幹的

When Blair threatens Rachel, the latter breaks down and apologizes.

 B恐嚇R R崩潰&道歉 (OS:說實在的 D這樣做對的起R嗎)

Blair has an epiphany: she brought all this on herself. Sure, Ms. Carr should
have acted in a mature manner. But Blair has been a conniving, dishonest,
selfish individual for years.

 B頓悟了 XDXD 這一切都是自作自受 

In the end, she has no one to blame but herself for her life falling apart.

 B最後不怪任何人了

Here's where everyone stands as the episode ends:

Rachel leaves Dan a note, saying she's sorry and she is returning to Iowa;
Vanessa and Nate clear the air regarding the Julian misunderstanding, but
also realize they have little in common;
Blair is sitting at a bar, sulking, drinking by herself... but only for a
short period of time. Carter sidles up next to her, buys the downtrodden B a
drink and has her hand on her leg as we fade to black.

 R回玉米州了 VN弄清誤會了 不過也發現他們倆實在有點沒交集

B一個人孤單寂寞的去Bar喝酒 沒多久 Carter摸上去了 Orz 是真的手放大腿的摸

(OS: 有沒有這麼好摸啊 我也要去Bar摸很大 摸不用錢)

本集結束


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※ 編輯: maxisam         來自: 68.187.13.117        (03/13 06:14)
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推 IMFC:會不會爆太多～看到一半就趕快跳出了哈哈@ @
推 fishbook:我還在想chuck那支線要什麼時候才收、沒想到這麼快XD
推 valenlover:雷很大 雷不用錢 XDD
推 viniseven:以後大家在Bar被摸很大摸不用錢應該就是版大摸的
→ maxisam:囧 也要先飛來 我才摸的到啊
推 hereiam99920:字幕版大概什麼時候會出啊??