[GG ] Gossip Girl New Year's Resolutions

[maxisam (偽.強者)]

 這篇很好笑 XD 

Happy New Year to all from the Gossip Girl Insider staff. We hope your spirit
is renewed as you begin 2010. We also hope you aren't too hung over today.

Did you make any resolutions this year? Ones you plan on keeping for a day or
more? What do you think the Upper East Siders would resolve to do?

Here are some New Year's resolutions we came up with for the Gossip Girl
gang. Submit your own in the comments and we'll add them to the list!

Rufus Humphrey: Get a job; Get a new haircut; Get my balls back; Lose some
weight; Become the Sexy Brooklyn Dad I used to be

Lily van der Woodsen: Occasionally try being honest; Find a motherly bone in
my body; Sleep with my actual husband.

Chuck Bass: Track down that woman, she may be my mother; Get my scarf back;
Marry Blair. Open the perfect club.

Eric van der Woodsen: Reconcile with Jonathan; Follow through on plan to make
Sawyer queen; Establish my own rule.

Blair Waldorf: Less NYU plotting, more role playing; Get drunk and do
something stupid; Hang out more with the NJBC.

Serena van der Woodsen: Be less conservative with my outfits; Read a book.

Jenny Humphrey: Get on top of the school ... and Nate; Stop selling drugs.

Daniel Humphrey: Have more threesomes; Wear more flannel; Keep on giving
high-fives to strangers.

Nathaniel Archibald: Emote; Act like I'm actually attending Columbia; Track
down Trip and punch him again; Stay with Serena.

Vanessa Abrams: Stop sucking (and falling in love with people I just met).

Georgina Sparks: Return for revenge on B; Make Dan love me!

Dorota: If I have a boy, name him DANdy; Make Blair pay for the wedding.



 板上強者眾多 來翻譯一下這篇吧 :p 

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推 gwen0128:"Act like I'm actually attending Columbia" XD
推 july22:Marry Blair. Yes! I do!
推 Garibay:推Nate的emote，呼應那次畢業舞台劇的大笑點XD