[值日生] What's Perfect

[mignonhph (殺手)]

Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing?  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was looking for the expiration date.

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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure! what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
       I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself
       what other problem can there be greater than this one?

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Stress Reliever Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
                      troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have and worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
     he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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A newly married man asked his wife.
"Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the waman replied sweetly,
"I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

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Father to son after exam: Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowedit. He wants to scare his parents.

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.

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A wife asked her husband:
"What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humor."

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其實我不知道內容跟標題哪裡相關...=..=
只是我爸寄給我就這樣
然後我也只是想練個英打順便騙個P幣 XD

PS 需要翻譯嗎？
（謎之音：是還要在賺一篇就對了！？）

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→ asimon:我要翻譯!!
推 jackaqq:看起來因該是英文的笑話吧
推 boblu:我覺得第三篇最好笑 這兒子也真誠實
推 starlition:我也要翻譯=- =
推 bushchen:我也要~~~
推 Qanamnesis:好好笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~><"
推 ngulin0911:爸爸跟兒子在考試後那則..是borrowed it不是borrowedit
→ mignonhph:我知道阿，打太快忘了按Space 懶得改了拉
→ mignonhph:反正有翻譯版本（不負責任原po）