底下是我上英文課時老師講的冷笑話
不過還蠻不錯聽的說
1.One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill.
A student asked, "what is the matter?"
"Tense," answered the teacher, describing how he felt.
The student paused, then continued, "what was the matter?
what has been the matter? what might have been the matter....?"
2. A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!!!" The cat ran away.
"what was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's
why it's important to learn a second language."
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我們都是上自旋的電子 想與你共處在幸福的能態
但你卻選擇了pauli
所以現在 你在幸福 我在寂寞
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