作者fishbee (胖的---詹姆士．胖的)
看板YP93-312
標題[轉錄]jokes
時間Wed Apr 6 17:11:02 2005
※ [本文轉錄自 NTUmed91 看板]
作者: diplomat (是三下，不是三小) 看板: NTUmed91
標題: jokes
時間: Mon Mar 28 22:09:11 2005
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, " Dad, why do u keep telling
people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare touch
your mom!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and
panic?
Stress is when your wife is pregnant,
Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in
paradise because Chinese would have ignored the apple
and eaten the snake!
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