作者yupokuo (腎敗乃兵家常事)
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標題[轉錄]Re: 喬治死了...
時間Fri May 2 15:46:44 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: holysolo (小方) 看板: joke
標題: Re: 喬治死了...
時間: Fri May 2 09:18:00 2008
※ 引述《ILoveYou77 (我愛你啊)》之銘言：
: Georege died in a fire. He's badly burn and can't be recognized.
: Thus, cop called his two friends, Mike and John, to identify George.
: When Mike came and saw the body. He told cop "Flip him over."
: Cop did what he said. Mike looked at George's butt and said "no, not George."
: Cop asked "how can u be sure?" Mike answered, "Cuz George has two assholes."
: Then it's John's turn. John said the same thing, "Flip him over."
: Cop fliped the body. John looked at George's butt and said "no, that's not
: hi\
: m."
: Cop asked "how can u be sure?" John said "Cuz George has two assholes."
: The cops were confused and called both Mike and John.
: The captain said "Are you sure that's not George."
: Both answered "Yeah". The captain said "cuz he has two assholes? how?"
: Mike and John said "Whenever three of us go to village, we always hear
: people said 'lo, there comes George with those two assholes!"
喬治死於一場火災.他的身體被燒得無法辨認.
因此條子叫他的兩個朋友過來認屍.
麥克叫條子"翻了他".條子如他所願.
麥克看了看他的屁屁 說不是他.條子問你怎知道不是他?
麥克答:他有2個屁眼.
接下來輪到約翰. 約翰也說:"翻了他"
也看了他的屁屁 說:不是他.
條子也問:你怎知道不是喬治?
約翰說:他有兩個屁眼
條子疑惑的叫麥克和約翰過來 條子長官問說:真的不是他?
兩人答:是的. 條子長官問:因為它有兩個屁眼?怎可能?
他們說:因為當我們三人去村莊時 人們總說:喔.喬治跟他的兩個屁眼(混蛋)來了
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