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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: funnyborg (浮雲) 看板: joke 標題: [笑話] 鄉下的決鬥 時間: Tue Oct 30 12:10:30 2007 話說從前從前,在城市裡面有一位年輕人 練了一身好槍法,但是卻無從發洩 於是呢,這位年輕人就坐車到了鄉下 以會飛會跑的動物為主 來施展他的槍法 碰!! 年輕人的第一槍就打中了一隻兔子 正當他高興的要去回收戰利品時 忽然一位農夫走了出來 農夫說:年輕人,這隻兔子死在我的土地上,所以是屬於我的 年輕人看了傻了,很不服氣的要跟農夫搶回兔子 於是,在爭吵之中 農夫提議,以鄉下的決鬥規則來評判 規則如下 →互相踢對方的小蛋蛋,忍耐最久的勝利,並拿走兔子 不服輸的年輕人就這樣答應了農夫的要求 於是,農夫先踢 農夫以吃奶的力氣 狠狠的往年輕人的小蛋蛋踢了下去 年輕人痛不欲生,暈眩 了3小時 醒過來的年輕人 發誓要為蛋蛋報仇 已經準備最大的力氣要踢農夫的小蛋蛋 此時,農夫說................... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 兔子你拿去吧. . . -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.134.8.54
miraclelove:............... 10/30 12:18
LIONDODO:農夫好機歪 10/30 12:23
QCANCER:我笑了 10/30 12:32
greyheart:我喜歡這個農夫 10/30 12:34
skys1036:嘴角真不爭氣..XDDD 10/30 12:34
ww:鄉下人果然厲害 10/30 12:34
abine:有機車到 10/30 12:34
pingmau2004:不知道1f在噓三 10/30 12:36
op924qo: 小 10/30 12:37
skys1036:一樓是那位年輕人 10/30 12:39
ALunBass:這味好!!! 10/30 12:39
steven0511:一樓昏了三小時所以怒了xd 10/30 12:40
jas0641:1F是神槍手本人吧~~~ 10/30 12:40
joy830:XD 10/30 12:45
ManOfNice:太雞歪了 10/30 12:45
timmysas:為什麼我一直笑........... 10/30 12:46
WaSiTiman:一樓年輕人 XDD 10/30 12:47
glion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 12:47
legbroken:好笑..有後勁 10/30 12:47
dance4what:拿去吧~(眼神別了過去 挖鼻孔) 10/30 12:47
songyyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 12:49
libramog:清流-.-....... 10/30 12:51
yuchihsu:老笑話了..還是不錯笑.. 10/30 12:51
kv9511:你拿去吧(飲料噴出來)XDD 10/30 12:53
kusoyyy:我喜歡這個農夫 10/30 12:55
kusoyyy:拿去吧 (眼神別了過去,嗤之以鼻) 10/30 12:55
JGC18:靠背..笑死我了 10/30 12:56
tonys1126:案 哈哈哈哈哈 10/30 12:57
hank11235813:太雞了 10/30 12:57
mikechan:XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:01
keeyah:XDDD 拿去吧~拿去吧~ 10/30 13:01
scpckimo:有股蛋蛋的哀傷 10/30 13:02
ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:02
huntergg520:我笑了........ 10/30 13:05
dspswen:XD 10/30 13:07
kobolin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:12
thirdeyewho:為什麼我一直笑...XD 10/30 13:12
kill90677:靠!誰快來跟我PK一下!笑死了 10/30 13:13
NNine:好笑耶 10/30 13:14
tsungyueh:哈哈哈 好機掰喔XDDDD 10/30 13:15
skygray2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:16
bheegrl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:17
regainback:e04 超好笑的 10/30 13:22
regainback:我這裡有一批很便宜的兔子 10/30 13:22
wintu:屌!! 10/30 13:23
darkemissary:直接一槍掛了農夫還有人肉可以吃............. 10/30 13:23
darkemissary:年輕人終究還是年輕人............... 10/30 13:23
thoms:這篇讚 太靠北了!! 10/30 13:24
ilovebird:e04....經典阿XDD 10/30 13:25
kkkk123123:XD 10/30 13:25
bluecatdanny:e04!好痛!年輕人終究還是年輕人............... 10/30 13:27
nicklose:我以為槍神是毫無破綻年輕人終究還是年輕人.... 10/30 13:32
ljfscgyy:可惡!我笑了~XD 10/30 13:34
wakauo:我有四個蛋 10/30 13:38
wakauo:QQQQ 10/30 13:38
shadow2003:超機掰XDDD 10/30 13:39
Jabez:薑還是老的辣...XD 10/30 13:42
darkdog0430:水 10/30 13:44
FourZero:有 笑有推 10/30 13:46
ClubT:XD 10/30 13:51
jorgechem:太白目了!我笑了! 10/30 13:51
jacobzhung:推一口 10/30 13:52
icemouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幹 10/30 13:53
kyhkyh:XD 10/30 13:54
dioca13:好痛喔!!! ~~~~~~~~~(T.T) 10/30 13:54
tedhut:打字王有這種程度就好了 10/30 13:55
lvoovl:哈哈 XDDDD 10/30 13:56
iceohw:楞了兩分鐘終於看懂了..XD 10/30 13:57
likemiko101:dd 10/30 13:58
cmy0805:XDDD 10/30 14:00
Denzel:哈哈 我還以為年輕人醒來後農夫就不見了。 10/30 14:01
uresi:XD 10/30 14:06
MandarinKing:打字王比1樓的年輕人還不如 10/30 14:09
Aloneme:幹,我笑得好大聲!!XD 10/30 14:22
CestLaV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 農夫好棒啊!!!XDDDD 10/30 14:25
pyfputa:怎麼沒人推OP ? 10/30 14:25
CestLaV:OP到底應該怎樣定義?該從版上有出現過?還是精華區有出現 10/30 14:28
CestLaV:過?還是原作者跑來說:"喂!你OP了!" ? 10/30 14:28
sky823:XD 10/30 14:37
ruse: XD 10/30 14:39
vick6339:我喜歡這農夫XD 10/30 14:42
debris:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 14:44
finexzhi:XD 10/30 14:44
bluemoony:XDDDDDD 10/30 15:06
TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 15:08
sux0116:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 15:09
overactive:1笑死我了蛙哈哈 10/30 15:09
imcbdcbd:XDDDDDD 10/30 15:11
zha0:XDXD 10/30 15:19
bird30:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 15:29
cat735:有笑有推XDXDXDXDXDXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 15:31
ASHIRRA:天啊!我大笑耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 15:33
csieforever:幹~ 我抖好大 在公司一直抖 哈哈 10/30 15:39
madnessjason:媽的 超白目XDXDXDXD 10/30 15:43
roea68roea68:大家都沒聽過嗎XD 這應該是石器時代的吧 10/30 15:46
jackeighteen:媽呀好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 15:48
APUU:XDDDDDDD 10/30 15:51
newcoda:蠻好笑的XDDD 10/30 15:52
ably:X=======================================================D 10/30 15:59
windx7586:有笑就推~~ 10/30 16:00
azen:樓上人中好長 10/30 16:00
nolieda:O====================================================X 10/30 16:01
voglish:太靠盃了XD 10/30 16:08
smnpt:XDDD 10/30 16:09
jinsumei:XD 10/30 16:10
bedocument:好像聽過 給個推 哈哈 10/30 16:11
blackmanliu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 薑還是老的辣 10/30 16:12
funnyboy0205:超好笑的啦! 10/30 16:13
hcc19880512:XDDDDD 10/30 16:13
tyrande:好笑 10/30 16:15
malaimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 16:18
BoAstala:好笑~~~XDXD 10/30 16:21
a926:..哈哈哈...... 10/30 16:24
rafale7gtr:兩個蛋換一隻兔子 10/30 16:24
hipya:1f是年輕人的老婆 10/30 16:27
answer1213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 16:29
kiki1219:XD 10/30 16:32
chinared:阿哈哈 10/30 16:32
xxxzero:這農夫真的好GY 10/30 16:33
h2r:爆!! 10/30 16:33
Allenshady:爆吧 10/30 16:34
pastfox:oh my ball 10/30 16:36
bil193:XD 10/30 16:41
nokiatftz:兩個蛋換一隻兔子…無價 10/30 16:41
desolate:這就是所謂蛋蛋的哀傷嗎XD 10/30 16:50
windlan:農夫應該趁他昏睡逃跑吧 10/30 16:56
wewe123:金靠杯XD 10/30 17:00
miel3330:XD 10/30 17:06
probsk:1F是那隻兔子 10/30 17:07
dance4what:typeking:為什麼不是我PO的 我好久沒有被推爆的快感了 10/30 17:09
badsan:我猜一樓會噓應該是看過了...因為爬以前的文章就有發表過了 10/30 17:11
asyun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:13
jimmihg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:17
lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:17
royalksdmc:啊哈哈XD 10/30 17:29
topchris:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:48
ipillf:XD 10/30 17:50
lando:XD 10/30 17:53
nobc22:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:57
showforce:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:59
alentek: 太好笑了 滿分 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:59
ddrenthot:^^ 10/30 18:15
loveyanzi03:XD 10/30 18:19
onelife:好老的梗......... 10/30 18:29
SpiderMan:可以用一句成語形容樓上各位的狀況 10/30 18:33
SpiderMan:長江後浪推前浪 時代在變 老笑話也會變新梗 10/30 18:33
ShBoGi:明明就是很久以前的梗了!~~~ 10/30 18:34
hahahayaya:我五年前聽到的是雞蛋耶 紅色比較明顯等補 10/30 18:50
hahahayaya:補 10/30 18:52
aquine03:XDDD農夫好幾掰 10/30 18:53
khsiang11:推啦!笑死我了! 10/30 19:05
ofender:聽過說= = 10/30 19:16
tofly:XD 10/30 19:33
dicks0420:好痛的感覺....... 10/30 19:36
Commands:...................XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 19:43
spooky221:年輕人被擺了一道阿~XD 10/30 19:46
cashko:XDDDDDDDD 10/30 19:51
oklaaccc:好幾掰的農夫 快笑死了 10/30 19:55
yoyofever:[超幹]農夫踢我的蛋蛋 10/30 19:55
liaso2:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 10/30 20:10
monarch0301:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 20:27
PIGTrue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 20:29
wonjon:這不是幾百年前的大op嗎= = 10/30 20:38
BACKYARD:........... 10/30 20:41
sawe53:好像有印象 不過他自己重打了吧 推死詐騙集團 10/30 20:41
zerolight:一樓被踢了XD 10/30 20:46
lillianapple:XDDDDD 10/30 20:50
shagojoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 20:50
cocoyan:超雞的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 20:56
andyjgc:1f一定是被踢的那位年輕人XDDDD 10/30 21:12
ncuanthrax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 21:17
alchemist:XD 10/30 21:26
generationx:一樓品味有問題 10/30 21:33
keyxero:XD 10/30 21:39
chenhenming:年輕人的"雞歪"了 (= =")a 10/30 21:46
rotciv:踢完就可以把兔子拿走了阿XDD 10/30 21:47
retrancers:xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 10/30 21:52
tedhuang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 22:04
deadalus:好痛的感覺...國小時同學撞到滑樓梯把手撞到蛋蛋 10/30 22:04
deadalus:哭了2個小時,最後媽媽來帶走... 10/30 22:05
specialcook:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 22:06
iverson7394:為什麼我看成 鄉下的快門 10/30 22:09
rainlon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 22:17
e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 22:23
jku: 有笑有XD 10/30 22:36
icetornado:有笑有推 10/30 23:00
chiano0607:XD 10/30 23:07
Tenging:XDDDDDD 10/30 23:11
kakadoo:笑翻了 10/30 23:12
aloon:好像看過類似的..不過還是笑到肚子很痛..XDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 23:19
kane40213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 23:22
popomo:哈................. 10/30 23:25
hustina:哎唷 超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 23:42
shi21:XD 10/30 23:47
darkwave:XD 10/30 23:52
Damon516:大推 10/31 00:01
dxdxdxdx:XD 10/31 00:01
sea4504:1樓別哭 年輕人終究是年輕人(煙) 10/31 00:03
chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 00:14
Phoenixson:我真的笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 00:21
taurus512:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 00:48
showshowshow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 01:09
muriel1984:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/31 01:19
evil0108:我看一半就知道結局了耶 是我太聰明嗎..... 10/31 01:22
lanyatin:太好笑拉~ 10/31 03:31
a2301133:肚子好痛....!! 10/31 07:57
Yie:XD 10/31 08:09
newmatt:有看過類似的笑話.....故事人物不一樣 結果是一樣的.. 10/31 11:19
BuzzStyle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 12:27
choupppipe20:我笑了... 10/31 12:28
neil0001:......................................... 10/31 13:23
binbyung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 15:08
tipo:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 15:51
cbao:然後農夫就被轟殺了… 10/31 17:15
noskid:三小時早就溜了.................. 10/31 18:54
dkhhg:真的好笑XD 10/31 19:05
wtf0325:囧 10/31 19:20
zunreada:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 21:59
myth0422:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 22:09
loveno22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 23:41
unclemc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/01 00:03
searchptt:農夫是好人...XD~ 11/01 00:22
hirofumisyo:XDDDD 11/01 01:00
can15air:年輕人............ 11/01 02:17
joanne770429:好機的農夫XDDD 11/01 08:07
honoka0514:XDDD 11/01 08:55
keune:哈哈 好好笑 11/01 12:30
Chiaor:好好笑。. 11/01 13:09
kkuso:不用麻煩了不用麻煩了~兔子拿去吧 11/01 13:27
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