[轉錄]Re: [新聞] 市府網站 教老外玩女

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作者: alentanic (.....) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [新聞] 市府網站 教老外玩女
時間: Tue Jan 24 13:36:25 2006


被砍了 剩下google的暫存
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You're pathetic and you can't get a girl. Don't worry?垳t's a common problem.
That's why so many guys in Taipei are single. Want to be the Tiger Woods of
love? Want to meet your Cinderella? There is a way, my friend, there is a way.
 Read on.

First, you have to trust me. I'm here to help. Macking in Taipei is here to
help. Right now you are a lump of clay?掵et, limp, formless. You are a newborn
 puppy. You're squeaking and your eyes are shut. You are a little boy who's
lost his mommy in the mall. Your cheeks are bright red and you're crying.

Follow my directions, son, and you will be a statue?凩 chiseled and polished
love god. You will be a husky pulling a sled, your coat glistening and your
teeth sharp. You will be a man. All of this I promise to you.

Macking in Taipei is a guide to help you attract women. I will tell you all
the right things to do, and all the mistakes to avoid.

Who am I? Good question. I'm the new military attach矇 to the Department of
Information. My name is John Lee. I'm Taiwanese, but I've lived in Los Angeles
for the past sixteen years. I've just come back to serve my country. Am I a
patriot? Time will tell. One thing I know: Sometimes a man has to step up.

You think I'm here to fool you? Wrong. For thirteen years of I've had only
success. For thirteen years I've been holding my dream girl?壗r dream girls?鐊in my arms. Failures: none. You may think I sound pompous, but I'm just honest.
 Anyway, you should stop thinking and start listening. Why? Because you can do
 it, too.

Ding, ding! Hear the bell? Class is starting. Take your seat.
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※ 編輯: alentanic       來自: 202.39.212.210       (01/24 13:38)
→ ikeno:...他怎會被錄取進去寫這個的@@
推 tetsuro:我們一切依法辦理，謝謝指教。這不是給穿HangTen的人玩的
推 hahaufo:哈洋棒的歪風不可長 即令各府督謢揮軍斬盡境內所有色目人
推 catme:是我的問題嗎？ 怎覺通偏廢話？看得很不耐煩。
→ hahaufo:色目人 男性皆斬立決 老弱婦孺發配邊疆 永久格為奴隸 此佈
推 MrsBear:推四樓，廢話一堆
推 room308:看了一下，其實寫的沒有蘋果聳動嘛...廢言很多
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→ lyon3b3c:這是原文   怎麼看都覺得是 OOXXX