Re: 莫非定律

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※ 引述《GiGio (我們的愛很簡單～～～～ꄩ》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《birdism (龍蝦造景上的旅客)》之銘言：
: : 舉個最平常的例子吧，
: : 平常都去上課，某天你因故只沒去上那麼一次的課，老師就在那一次點名，
: : 就是莫非定律吧...
: : 其實莫非定律是由英文來的:Merphy's Law
: : 使我想起Alanis Morissette的一首歌：Ironic
: : 裡面的歌詞大概就是莫非定律的集合吧..
: : 很有趣喔，大家有空可以看看..:)
:      有人可以po出來嗎??
:          我覺得好有趣喔~~~~~~~

           Ironic

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minute too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

Chorus:
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't This nice..."
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

Repeat Chorus

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

Repeat Chorus

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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