※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: mudhoney (mudhoney) 看板: joke
標題: joke
時間: Sun Apr 4 00:50:05 1999
<Original quote>
If you love someone, set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, it was never meant to be...
<Pessimist version>
If you love someone, Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?
<Optimist version>
If you love someone, Set her free...
Don't worry, she 'll come back.
<Suspicious version>
If you love someone, Set her free...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
<Impatient version>
If you love someone, Set her free...
If she doesn't come back within a week,
forget it.
<Patient version>
If you love someone, Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
put yourlife on hold and sit and wait.
<Playful version>
If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*
<C++ Programmer version>
If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she==NULL)
m_she=new CShe;
<Animal-Rights Activist version>
If you love someone, Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
<Lawyers version>
If you lover someone, Set her free,
Clause la of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
<Bill Gates version>
If you love somone, Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
<Biologist version>
If you love someone, Set her gree,
She'll evolve.
<Statisticians version>
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
<Schwarzenegger's fans>
If you love someone, Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
<Over possessive person version>
If you love someone,
don't set her free.
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