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作者: nessie (高三大四撐下去) 看板: UnderTheSea
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時間: Sat Nov 20 18:58:05 1999
Subject: 到底是誰比較白痴?!
Believe it or not
The following are actual label instructions on consumer goods.
信不信由你，以下是一些產品標籤上的說明。
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Sears 吹風機：睡眠時請勿使用
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that
would be how?)
Dial 香皂：使用說明：如一般香皂使用(那到底是怎麼用呢？)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)
Swanson冷凍食品：食用建議：解凍 (建議而已喔！)
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
某飯店提供的浴帽外盒：適用於一顆頭 (剛好放得進一顆頭)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer麵包布丁( 我也不知這是啥 ,反正是某種食品)：本產品加熱後會
變熱
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta熨斗：請勿燙身上穿的衣物
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Nytol 安眠藥：警告：可能會引起嗜睡
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use
only.
某中國製聖誕節燈泡：限室內或室外使用
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
某日本製食物處理器：請勿用作其他用途
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
Sainsbury's花生：警告：內含花生
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet,eat nuts.
某美國航空的堅果點心包裝上
飛機上常會發的點心，內含花生、豆子、榛果等堅果)：說明：打開包裝，吃堅果
On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
某瑞典製的電鋸( 殺人魔會用的那種鏈鋸)：請勿試圖用你的雙手或生殖器停止電
鋸
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
某兒童穿的超人服：警告此服裝無法讓你飛起來
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