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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: ruruking (小黑) 看板: joke 標題: [笑話] 猩猩逃離動物園 時間: Fri Oct 12 22:09:21 2007 我同學和我說的 OP見諒 ============================================================= 有一天 某個位於市中心的動物園 有隻猩猩逃了出去 警察趕緊拿著手銬手槍 牽著警犬出去尋找 發現猩猩之後 警察追了他一段時間 結果猩猩爬到樹上 於是警察把手槍和手銬交給一位路人交代他 "等等我爬上去把猩猩用下來 牠一下來警犬就會咬住牠的蛋蛋 你就趕快用手銬把他銬起來" 路人很納悶的問警察 "那你給我警槍幹嘛?" "如果等等掉下來的是我 麻煩你把那隻警犬斃了" -- 天天開心天天開心~~ 天天笑嘎整下埔~~~ 溫挨笑虧係整倉庫~~~ http://www.wretch.cc/blog/ruru2389 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.117.83.226
puretryit:嘴角.. 10/12 22:10
wlyork:XD 10/12 22:13
ince:哈 哈 哈 10/12 22:14
BulibaH:想到畫面會不舒服... 10/12 22:16
marujan:哈哈哈 而且要快才行! 10/12 22:16
aclock:哈 哈 哈 哈 10/12 22:16
lancehsiao:哈哈哈 10/12 22:18
jlllo8:不蘇湖 10/12 22:19
yasopp:口合口合口合XDDDDDDDD 10/12 22:20
tombear20:挺有趣的XD 10/12 22:22
yourbest: 10/12 22:22
rei196:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 22:24
w211486:XDDDDDDD 10/12 22:25
ohmygod153:XD 10/12 22:25
sixwillows:XDDDDD 10/12 22:27
wingthink:蠻好笑的啊XD 10/12 22:27
darkangel119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 22:28
ustart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 22:28
cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 22:30
chou:沒笑 但念在你有創意 夠噱頭 再推一個吧 10/12 22:31
kobolin:XD 10/12 22:32
ffmuteki9:還蠻像老外笑話的XDD 10/12 22:33
john112136:XD 10/12 22:38
dunlovesprin:>W< 10/12 22:40
axs:狂笑~~~ 10/12 22:40
anseye:有笑.推一個 10/12 22:43
robinroy2003:我第一頁看到蛋蛋就先笑了 10/12 22:48
wing0424:XDDD 好笑 10/12 22:50
dunlovesprin:說到蛋蛋....好想念洨蛋殼Q_0 10/12 22:53
yans1230:看兩次才懂~我反應好像有點慢... 10/12 22:54
gimini:XD 10/12 22:55
lalaxvz:還不錯XD 10/12 22:56
Fenixbroken:樓上張爸 10/12 23:03
jeff77766:好好笑.. 10/12 23:03
Wintersilent:樓上張爸 10/12 23:03
hayamakurata:XD 10/12 23:03
Wintersilent:靠 我好久沒用張爸這個梗了 10/12 23:03
suckyoub:GOOD 10/12 23:05
kyhkyh:XD 10/12 23:06
heine564:不錯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 23:07
krara:還不錯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 23:09
hangigi:還不錯阿=w=" 10/12 23:19
HYDE1986:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推~ 10/12 23:20
asyun:XD 10/12 23:23
cronohyde:XD GJ啦~張爸那個一開始好像很a的感覺(那病人脹起來啦ꄠ 10/12 23:23
mrgold29:清流 給個推XD 10/12 23:24
andymail:哈哈哈....不錯XDDD 10/12 23:25
Aybar:後勁十足~~ 10/12 23:29
walexplo:XD 10/12 23:42
valley7788:XD 10/12 23:43
kendawx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 23:46
Mafty:XDDDDDDDD 10/12 23:53
Leson:好笑~XDDDDDD 10/12 23:54
nrtuzumaki:因為是小龐牽著詹姆士? 10/12 23:57
happyhello:警察趕緊拿著手 銬手槍 10/13 00:01
tequlia7616:NICE阿....笑了.. 10/13 00:07
Anderpiece:XDDDD 10/13 00:11
tzeng03:XDDDDDDDDD 10/13 00:15
quann:XDD XDD XDD DDX 10/13 00:15
linhomeyeu:清流XDDDDDDDDD 10/13 00:21
bee5552345:"如果等等掉下來的是我 麻煩你把我給斃了!" 10/13 00:29
saero:配上畫面的後勁有夠猛 10/13 00:36
jas0641:天天開心跟著唱+1 10/13 00:42
sux0116:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 00:47
CYNDl:XD 10/13 00:47
asrser:挺 幽 默 的 10/13 00:48
gigaliszt:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/13 00:53
neveroccer:推一個 另推小龐詹姆士XD 10/13 00:56
chriswolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 01:04
Siros:XD 10/13 01:04
wangm4a1:XD 10/13 01:06
Drpig:有創意!! JOKE有救了!! 10/13 01:10
jku:XDDD 10/13 01:25
omidofor:真的很北蘭@@ 10/13 01:28
xxx22088:不錯啊! 10/13 01:29
ferrarirossa:警察趕緊拿著手, 銬手槍. 警察出任務前要尻一槍! 10/13 01:30
dxdxdxdx:XD 10/13 01:36
iamhere911:有後勁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 01:48
CapGirls:XD 10/13 02:50
leemt:我論這個笑話會在一週內被OP的可能性 10/13 03:04
mytaoiszun:我笑了 10/13 03:30
airtai:XDDD 10/13 03:46
lingar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 03:47
MaxMagician:警察掉下來 路人因第一次用手槍手忙腳亂 射到了.... 10/13 06:02
Tchaikov:孝了 10/13 07:00
Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 07:56
sunboy2124:好好笑XD 10/13 09:11
dspswen:XD 10/13 09:15
nanasakura:XD 10/13 10:09
comlcs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 10:39
chihyanglee:看過了 給箭頭 10/13 10:52
loungelover:幹 完了 我看不懂 10/13 11:00
miles0411:哈哈哈ㄚ笑死了 10/13 11:09
Onda:好笑XD~~~~~~~~~~ 10/13 11:41
eddiego: 10/13 11:45
stoptalking:XD 10/13 11:55
powerseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 12:13
shagojoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 12:21
mardaban1:XD 10/13 13:16
zbxxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 13:17
tibro:XD 10/13 14:02
ilmar:清流~~ 10/13 14:08
phatman:GJ! 10/13 14:21
WAXIANG:有笑 10/13 14:26
holyblue:讓他爆吧 10/13 14:55
calapopo:我加爆 10/13 14:59
Duesen:有笑有推XD 10/13 14:59
kokl321:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 10/13 15:11
maggie9999:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 10/13 15:22
ckckck33:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:17
kyo19830320:差4,看我臨門一腳 10/13 16:17
wjw419:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:18
Leaf789:XDDD 10/13 16:19
BlueStyle:快爆吧 10/13 16:20
feartis:爆 10/13 16:20
pat10001430:爆拉~ 10/13 16:20
k199180:爆! 10/13 16:21
airo0215:嘴角抖了一下 10/13 16:37
Arnol:@_@ 10/13 16:50
WaSiTiman:我看成拿著手尻手槍 10/13 16:51
rewqasdf:北七喔 哈 10/13 17:00
e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:11
Abalamindo:......爽報前幾天的「哇哈哈」 10/13 17:40
ziliya:讚 10/13 18:46
Yie:XD 10/13 19:33
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 21:27
lonely0830:XDD 10/13 21:39
ggaass2001:XDDDDDDD OP我笑了 10/13 22:52
Mtguide:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 23:39
solas224:good~ 10/14 01:43
EricHaze:這才叫笑話嘛~ 10/14 03:08
dapowfu:好笑好笑 哈 10/14 07:20
sky936122:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 09:50
sea4504:XDDD 10/14 12:18
l5161216:有一股蛋蛋的哀傷 10/14 14:43
mameei:XDDDDDD不錯笑 10/14 14:46
cherrylag:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 15:42
imbufo:為什麼我六歲就在黃色網站看過了@@? 10/14 16:16
jesil:科科 10/14 18:42
lanyu1025:哈哈Y 10/14 20:56
GoldExpR:XD 10/15 00:29
ehrlich:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 02:42
zzxxxzz:XD 10/15 09:38
dy93:OP 10/15 12:43
coolkyo:XD 蛋蛋的哀傷... 10/15 17:17
kurel:XDDDDDDDDd 10/15 21:35
ILOVEOP:XDDDDDd 10/16 00:24
rbingo:有笑有推..XD 10/18 01:46
kenkuo:我西斯了嗎?!為啥看成手"尻"手槍= =||| 10/18 12:07
pdpd:笑的好痛苦 10/19 15:36
Manu20:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/07 20:19
kracker:這個好笑~ 01/10 07:31
AMoney:讚 01/11 12:55
DearNT:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22 12:46
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