[閒聊] Which option should I choose?

[bigDwinsch ()]

Today, after taking the damn Calculus, happy jogging PE and English-spoken

scientific Taiwan, I had dinner with sperm-intense Huang. All this done,

I went back to my dorm for the asshole accounting test 2morrow.

Near Chen Three Ding,I found a new lavender-colored umbrella on the ground.

No one was there. I took it home. Then I supposed 3 possible options:

1.Bring it to NTU lost and found office

2.Bring it to the police office nearby

3.Keep it for my own

I prefer No.3 option.

What do you think?


I'm bored with getting alone with accounting for 3 hours!!!

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推 lovelytomtw:sperm-intense Huang哈哈哈哈
→ laypeeq:不過就是把傘...
→ laypeeq:sperm-intense Huang是誰?
→ bigDwinsch:Don't pretend naive, upfloor
推 alex0801:good English, vivid description
→ andyaoao:4 put it back
推 threefurs:2 the 5 floor,I thought "sperm-intense" is the point
推 laypeeq:農經黃?
→ bigDwinsch:Yeah, like man-jizz Chang
推 alex0801:ya sperm-intense is really eminent in this passage
→ bigDwinsch:upfloor is an English master
→ bigDwinsch:and a sex master too
推 laypeeq:what is man-jizz Chang??????
→ bigDwinsch:Ask alex0801!!!
推 alex0801:thx for ur compliment lol btw I really don't know
→ alex0801:who man-jizz Chang is xD
推 pigletchu:"Man-jizz" in Chinese pronounces the same as
→ pigletchu:humanities and social sciences in Chinese
→ pigletchu:Only one classmate is now studying in the department
→ pigletchu:of Humanities and social sciences
推 laypeeq:I see.