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※ 引述《blackcola (黑)》之銘言: : 問這個可能一定會有人笑我笨=.= : 可是還是有點擔心~~ : 如果我的內褲跟男友的一起丟洗衣機洗, : 剛好他的內褲又有沾精液... : 我穿上後,會懷孕嗎 : 真是害羞阿 問這個~~ : 謝謝你們 會懷孕的話,可能有三種情況 1. 妳男人的精子真的是勇猛頑強,可能有防護罩保護 經過洗衣精,水等外力破壞.然後烈日曝曬, 仍然能夠平安附著妳的在內褲上, 游進陰道之後與卵子結合. 這機率非常非常低,但是不無可能. 2. 洗衣精瓶子裡面裝的是精液,不是洗衣乳 3. 孩子的爸不是妳男友 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 211.23.209.133 ※ 編輯: jamesyu545 來自: 211.23.209.133 (04/08 13:34)
k761014:噗ㄘ~ 04/08 13:37
yayolovehyde:誰有那麼多精液放在洗衣精的罐子裡 04/08 13:42
chu1230:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 13:43
visionary667:濃縮小精液...大概是十年的量. 04/08 13:44
pigpig0205:精液洗衣精 XDDDDDD 04/08 14:06
moby0510:果然大濕~ 04/08 14:28
keithking:2跟3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 15:09
s174:果然大師 04/08 15:36
gohome0083:整罐的量不是開玩笑的 XDDDD 04/08 15:46
weshan:XDDDDDD 04/08 15:55
pandahsien:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/08 15:57
miamiamia:2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 04/08 15:59
miamiamia:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 04/08 15:59
gloomedran:3 04/08 16:04
loesoo:3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 16:06
m6990400:超好笑的XD! 04/08 16:10
PPPGGG: 2 跟 3好好好笑 04/08 16:13
JackDou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 16:22
kis28519:能灌滿一罐也不容易XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 16:33
Raist:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 100分! 04/08 16:33
Raist:不過比較像精液的是柔軟精啦 XDDDDD 04/08 16:33
bdmizar:強者!!!! 04/08 16:43
Kensirius:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 17:19
Benjamin901:如果是2的話,就認了吧,整罐的量不是一般人能做到的 04/08 17:29
flerow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 17:49
bochumomo:整罐超濃縮…金胎哥= = 04/08 17:50
monkeyFJU:那洗衣精一定很臭 XDDDDD 04/08 18:13
jessiechou:原po可以轉笨板了 到底健教在學什麼阿?天阿 04/08 18:16
houston0710:笑翻了 原po超屌 04/08 18:22
dolaamon7673:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我大笑 04/08 19:25
atwin0613:1根本就不可能= =|||| 04/08 19:28
atwin0613:不過真的頗好笑XDD 04/08 19:28
dodoho706:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 19:38
eggdoegg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 19:40
Sabine:嘴角失守 04/08 19:47
sazabijiang:3是正解. 04/08 19:54
cookiesrain:雖然是笑了,但也覺得現在的性教育真的很..... 04/08 20:05
LoCKeR941010:這能不能轉阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 20:48
ifpenislong:1的話是救世主吧...請把他生下來吧... 04/08 21:04
lovelovefree:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 21:50
cutecelia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 21:52
extravagate:3333 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 22:03
iiiivy:我想很認真的回答,要是這樣你能懷孕。妳男友最好去檢驗一 04/08 22:09
iiiivy:下精子的活耀程度... 04/08 22:09
hate56:一定是3啦XD 04/08 22:20
apiacere:22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 04/08 22:40
owenkuo:333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 04/08 23:18
creablack:大笑!!!!!!!! 04/08 23:38
andyan207:轉錄至看板 joke 04/09 00:18
andyan207:借我轉一下..感激不盡 04/09 00:18
mebbtitan:屌.. 04/09 00:53
reich3:選項3是正解! 04/09 01:51
ericlao:太搞笑了~~呵呵 04/09 02:10
coolmilktea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 02:40
love0502me:XDDDD 04/09 03:56
skyandtamako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 06:44
TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 11:26
farmada:3是唯一解 (無誤 XDDDDD 04/09 11:32
Life413:看到2...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 11:54
tsaofan:幹嘛這樣...人家是認真問 而且也真的發生過因為這樣懷孕的 04/09 15:57
dolaamon7673:樓上...你從哪看來的? 新聞沒報過好不好 04/09 22:37
G41271:3 04/10 00:49
missyou0914:超好笑XDDD 04/10 01:06
inmoking:果然是大濕 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 01:10
seeyouhell:真的能的話 人類能不能過2012就看這孩子了 04/10 12:26
ahahah:把這孩子生下來你就是聖母瑪莉亞 04/10 14:02
shintz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 22:49
arice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 23:45
miaosing:如果是2的話,OO不會跳起來嗎一一? 04/11 04:09
darwin0711:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/11 07:39
Smile365Day:3是唯一解 04/11 18:40
hightemper:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 04/11 22:57
jerry34:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 00:52
vincent120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 03:04
dc0321:3 無限.... 04/14 03:19
wyslmt:難得看到一篇我忍不住笑了出來 XDDD 05/24 15:00