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作者ottf (死會了活不回來ㄌ)
看板joke
標題魔王公主「混亂版」
時間Wed Nov 21 00:06:58 2001
有一天魔王抓走公主 公主一直叫 魔王 :你儘管叫破喉嚨吧...沒有人會來救你的.... 公主 :破喉嚨..破喉嚨.. 沒有人:公主..我來救你了... 魔王 :說曹操曹操就到... 曹操 :魔王..你叫我幹嘛.. 魔王 :哇勒..看到鬼 鬼 :靠!被發現了.. 魔王 :Oh,My God! 上帝 :誰叫我? 誰 :沒有人叫你阿... 沒有人：「我哪有？裝肖ㄟ。」 肖ㄟ ：「誰在裝我？」 誰 ：「又說我？你們找麻煩啊？」 麻煩 ：「哪一個找我？」 哪一個：「找你？我才沒有……咦，這兒有好多人。」 好多人：「我才剛到耶……你是誰？」 哪一個：「我才不是誰。」 誰 ：「他才不是我。」 公主 ：「大家都是來救我的嗎？」 大家都：「我不是來救你的，是來看熱鬧的。」 熱鬧 ：「我有什麼好看的？」 上帝 ：「不關我的事，先走了。」 魔王 ：「你回答一個問題再走，為什麼這麼多人救公主？我這個魔王怎麼演下去？」 下去 ：「你好好的魔王不幹，演我做什麼？」 公主 ：「魔王若是沒有人演，我就可以走了。」 沒有人：「若是我演魔王，怎麼會讓你走……」 怎麼會：「我才不讓公主走，我要看戲。」 戲 ：「看我幹什麼？」 什麼 ：「你居然要『那個』我？」 -- 我也知道粉冰 ☆﹏★ 純灌水而已嘛 ^O^b 別生氣...... :P 其 實 我 粉 正 經 的 ～ ～　　～ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 61.217.57.85
→ ila34859:我是混帳 推薦自:61.224.115.30 08/16
→ netmouse:我是魔王 推薦自:61.216.224.217 08/16
→ spawnbleed:我是那個... 推薦自:210.69.138.102 08/16
→ tricks:我是我!! 推薦自:61.231.75.197 08/16
→ Satanophany:那個:誰是你啊? 誰:我又不是他 推薦自:61.216.225.180 08/16
→ Satanophany:加油吧 推完60我要休息囉 推薦自:61.216.225.180 08/16
→ spawnbleed:你:我不是誰呀 我:廢話 還要你講 推薦自:210.85.181.194 08/16
→ spawnbleed:對呀 挺累的 推薦自:210.85.181.194 08/16
→ Satanophany:你:我不講誰講? 誰:我也不想講 我:我想啊 推薦自:61.216.225.180 08/16
→ spawnbleed:我:推倒你~~~ 你:我不要 我不要 推薦自:210.85.181.194 08/16
→ Satanophany:啊:你想我幹嘛?你:我又不想我 我:又扯到我 推薦自:61.216.225.180 08/16
→ spawnbleed:幹太9了 呼~~~~ 推薦自:210.85.181.194 08/16
→ ilbf:10 推 61.223.90.57 09/23
→ TevenChen:彩色 推 140.112.213.98 09/25
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→ pedestrian:http://www.pcboy.com.tw/ 推 211.74.150.38 03/06
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噓 Crucio:>.< 11/13 13:58
推 ahdah:爆 11/14 04:23
噓 Crucio:不管!!我一定要99!>.< 11/14 16:35
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推 oca:補刀... 11/11 20:45
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