唐伯虎對聯重整

[kim (夢想)]

「一鄉二里共三夫子，不識四書五經六義，竟敢教七八九子，十分大膽！」

in a town 2 miles there are 3 fucious, who don't good in 4 books 5 ching 6 yi,
and teach 7,8,9 sons, so great cholo!

「十室九貧，湊得八兩七錢六分五毫四厘，尚且三心二意一等下流」

9 poor of 10 rooms, collecting 8 new 7 money 6 minute 5 milli 4 centi, still
have 3 hearts and 2 minds, greatest shameless.

「圖畫裡，龍不吟虎不嘯，小小書僮可笑可笑」

In the picture, the drogons and tigers won't roar, and a assistant are so
ridiculous."

「棋盤裡，車無輪馬無韁，叫聲將軍提防提防」

"In the chess, the cars has no wheel and the horses has no ligature, call
generals to care out."

「鶯鶯燕燕翠翠紅紅處處融融洽洽」

in in yen yen chue chue hong hong chu chu rong rong chia chia

「雨雨風風花花葉葉年年暮暮朝朝」

yu yu fong fong hua hua yeah yeah nian nian muu muu chao chao

「十口心思，思君思國思社稷」

ten mouths and heart mind memorize the king, the nation and the nation

「八目共賞，賞花賞月賞秋香」

eight eyes watch the flower, the moon and the fall incense

「我上等威風，顯現一身虎膽」

"I am so stand in awe and represent a hole tiger's cholo"

「你下流賤格，露出半個龜頭」

You are so bitch and show half of turtle head.

「你家墳頭來種樹」

"you crou up a tree in your tomb "

「汝家澡盆雜配魚」

Your bathtub decorates with all kinds of fish
「魚肥果熟入我肚」

fat fish and ripe fruit fall into my stomach

「你老娘來親下廚」

Your mom go into kitchen to cook

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