[笑話] An English Joke

[sixx (617)]

Georege died in a fire.  He's badly burn and can't be recognized.
Thus, cop called his two friends, Mike and John, to identify George.
When Mike came and saw the body.  He told cop "Flip him over."
Cop did what he said.  Mike looked at George's butt and said "no, not George."
Cop asked "how can u be sure?" Mike answered, "Cuz George has two assholes."
Then it's John's turn.  John said the same thing, "Flip him over."
Cop fliped the body.  John looked at George's butt and said "no, that's not him."
Cop asked "how can u be sure?" John said "Cuz George has two assholes."
The cops were confused and called both Mike and John.
The captain said "Are you sure that's not George."
Both answered "Yeah".  The captain said "cuz he has two assholes? how?"
Mike and John said "Whenever three of us go to village, we always hear
people said 'lo, there comes George with those two assholes!"

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※ 編輯: sixx            來自: 218.34.240.80        (06/02 22:05)
推 lovemegaera:大推  哈哈哈哈哈
推 nevak:清流
推 Diabolik:笨友- -
推 alison5432:Not bad!!
推 jeffgk2005:XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 fatbird:XD
推 xx52002:XDDDDDDDDDDD 看懂了
推 jeffgk2005:再推一次  XDDD
推 elsewhite:看懂了 不錯笑 XD
推 Meiyu:XD~
推 Hurricanger:這是我看過最讚的英文笑話
→ granola:呵!
推 taiwu:XD
推 Dairo:清流萬歲...阿鬼你還是說中文吧...
推 hsha:推~
推 bornmax:呵呵...看完真的會讓人會心一笑 :)
推 omigo:哈 ~ 還不錯 ~
推 Tupac:不懂...
推 eliec:我的媽呀! 好白癡阿!!!!  XD
推 bs1435:太好笑了! 大推. 這一定要 m 起來的啦
推 crystalyeah:XDDDDD
推 tocatcoin:英文....Orz
推 gobido:nice joke....
推 WhoopsNow:+1
推 gunseed:哈哈  我終於看懂了
推 rachel117:還不錯....
推 flyday:XDD
推 adidasgirl:丟臉 好幾個字還要查字典
推 Plainstrider:超好笑的…讚阿！！
推 sickiam:誰能翻譯一下
推 nooooon:看不懂阿阿阿阿 我笨了
推 dought:Mike和John其實才是assholes....
推 yochilove:Mike  and  John  are  assholes...= ="
推 mmmmmfff:噗噗..
推 freshman:這個好笑 哈哈
推 okeydokey:清流~^^
推 longface:XD
推 nooooon:終 於 懂 了
推 frozenfrost:......好智障的笑話
推 snowanimal:我翻譯了 可是翻譯過就不好笑了 XD
推 arrakis:有點小orz的笑話...
推 jamietao:XDD笑了
推 ringfan:看了推文就懂了XD
推 DoD2:XD
推 youcankillme:普通啦   可能我對這種同義字的笑話冷感
→ youcankillme:好像日文的那種 棉被飛走了  那種一樣
推 alentek:不錯笑...推一個
推 cheko:不錯，這個好笑
推 moboo:XD
推 mmeow: 錯字 + 文法問題 －"－||| 不過意思到了
推 cofecup:近來唯一讓我笑出聲的就可啊！好好好
推 dotZu:清流！ XD
推 vores:XDDD
推 HornyDragon:LMAO!!
推 yeahhuman:Cuz和asshole分別有什麼雙關嗎
推 watery725:MIKE跟JOHN是ASSHOLE
推 quackegg:好笑~~~~~~~~XD
推 fuckingguy:有雙關的..應該只有assholes吧?
推 exrocist:好笑！雙關的好啊
推 silverangel:有好笑到。 :D
推 Benita:太好笑+1 不過翻譯後就不好笑了
推 samjh:哈哈哈..(假裝看得懂)
推 cle26:讓我想到了狐狸跟老虎的故事  XD
推 Xanatos01:cuz只是"因為"的縮寫
→ Xanatos01:asshole有屁洞跟渾球的意思:)
推 doggod:好笑  看完真是會心的一笑~
推 klubin:哈哈哈 好笑
推 mrniceguy:看的懂可是我覺得不好笑啊...我沒幽默感
推 cheneric:基本上看不懂比較好笑...
推 dudujerry:很好笑啊~~哈哈哈
推 JoJoJoey:算好笑的英文笑話了吧..
推 RoxanneLi:害我以為是這兩個人搞出來的洞=_="
推 Brianjr:XDDDDDD  100分
推 milaf:原來笑點在最後阿..哈!!
推 fengels:好棒
推 tsaibambi:我以為是A的   XD
→ dhl:我也以為是A的....
推 atticism:XDDD
推 kut214:哪裡好笑...
推 iletway:not bad!!    two assholes!!
推 kouko:噗~~~~好笑，借轉喔
推 Hirokiki:好笑，借轉喔～
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推 adar911:因為有人OP來觀光的