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標題[老梗] 你想知道就問香蕉

時間Sun Feb 12 00:21:49 2006

國中生獨自在海邊漫步，忽然踢到硬物，低頭一看是盞油燈。他拾起來，用衣袖拭掉上面的沙，巨大的燈神出現。國中生問：「是不是有三個願望？」燈神答：「不，那是童話慣用的誇張手法，我只能為你達成一個願望。」國中生提出要求：「我很想去美國大峽谷旅行，但是怕乘飛機；朋友提議坐郵輪，我卻怕暈船。你可不可建一條大橋，連接臺灣和美國？」燈神罵道：「神經病！你可知造一條這麼長的橋，需要多少鋼鐵水泥？不可能的事我不做，你再想一個較實際的願望吧！」國中生說：「我很喜歡台灣第一天團五五六六，但也發現很多人沒有真正了解鳴鳴溜溜的演唱實力，可不可以讓5566成為讓大家公認的實力派團體?」燈神：「那條跨太平洋大橋我已經幫你建好了，是八線道並附有他媽的ETC高速公路電子收費系統。」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.166.134.118

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