› 看板 joke 關於我們 聯絡資訊
想不到時隔10多年竟然還能在熱門文章裡看到自己發過的這篇文 實在令人百感交集... ... 16年的重考生涯也許聽來有點令人感到不可思議 但只要回想起當年國家領導人目前的處境...... 小明頓時豁然開朗充滿朝氣與活力 原來 幸與不幸 只是認知上的比較差異而已..... 作者: sillywhat (想噓文就別被抓住馬腳) 看板: joke 標題: [囧rz] 小明出車禍 時間: Sat Sep 23 04:38:55 2006 小明是個大學學測失意的重考生 整天埋首於書堆當中 平常的生活圈除了家裡 就是南陽街 這樣的日子壓的小明喘不過氣來 一天 小明一如往常的邊走路邊背等會兒上課要考的英文單字 突如奇來的一輛車子 把小明整個人給撞飛了出去 10分鐘後 小明已經躺在醫院急診室的病床上面 這時候小明的爸媽聽到消息 急忙的趕來醫院 看到小明一個人躺在病床上 便著急的問他 「小明、小明 醫生怎麼說？」 小明：Do...............Do..Do.................Doctor......... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.161.58.56
推 SLAUGHTERED:不錯~給你推一下~09/23 04:47
推 sakshy:我的嘴角翹起來了09/23 04:50
推 Mojear:還不錯耶!09/23 05:04
推 venvendoggy:甲上09/23 05:14
推 georgeyan2:doctor..(看到do還以為他要唱歌xd..09/23 05:22
推 tricky:我是想到 dororo 耶..09/23 05:29
推 dxdxdxdx:樓上是K隆星人09/23 05:31
推 beejet:笑了一秒09/23 05:53
推 Lawegg:好!!XD09/23 06:15
推 zoewangiu:XD09/23 06:24
推 DDMO:XD09/23 06:28
推 kingzzz:XDDDDD09/23 06:31
→ eggimage:小明在醫院也躺了五年有了吧....09/23 07:03
推 Luxemburg:小明怎麼還沒出院09/23 07:45
推 green76860:不錯~09/23 07:47
→ royalksdmc:別以為改過就不op09/23 07:52
→ wolfgon6955:哈~好笑~!!!09/23 07:54
推 panasony:XD09/23 08:02
推 KiYu:小明一天到晚被撞...||| XD09/23 08:13
推 o121:XD09/23 08:49
推 power0milk:我笑了.......09/23 09:12
推 mason:護士怎麼說, 小明:"...喔...喔....... Oh...Oh...yeah~~"09/23 09:14
推 typewei:XD09/23 09:19
推 maxwind:XDDDDDDDD 小明你還是說日文吧09/23 09:40
推 jackli42:我笑了XD09/23 09:42
推 stonehot:拉麵09/23 09:56
推 whothehelami:這個好笑耶~~~09/23 09:58
推 hchwu:...XD09/23 10:03
推 shinyhaung:XDDDD09/23 10:03
推 handzaq:XD09/23 10:08
推 forever80499:XD 有好笑到~~~09/23 10:11
推 gotohikaru:XD09/23 10:16
推 kevinfu619:XDDD09/23 10:17
推 playoneLa:XD09/23 10:20
推 HOTONY:還不錯09/23 10:23
推 jarrett888:XD09/23 10:26
推 ywfan:XD09/23 10:32
推 Vip520:哈哈09/23 10:47
推 Addidas:09/23 10:47
推 Ray1031:XD09/23 10:54
推 wbs016:XD09/23 10:55
推 kezneuiqn:小明~又見面了（揮手）09/23 10:54
推 skygray2:XDD09/23 10:58
推 crycloud:XD09/23 11:04
推 m654:清流XD09/23 11:11
推 satolove:XD09/23 11:16
推 hypocrisy:XDXDXDXDXD09/23 11:16
推 KnightBlade:XD09/23 11:17
推 stevendavis:^^09/23 11:19
推 canes:阿鬼!你還是說中文巴09/23 11:19
推 lonely0830:XDD09/23 11:25
推 yanshiang:XDDDDD09/23 11:26
推 evay:XD09/23 11:28
推 AMDK8:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 11:28
推 lisine:XDDD09/23 11:52
推 atk709:XD09/23 11:52
推 lsg75529:意識應該算相當清醒XDDD?09/23 11:54
推 dQoQb:XXXXDDDD09/23 11:55
推 darkwave:XDDDDDDDDDD09/23 12:00
推 UstillmyNo1:XD09/23 12:14
推 kychen:不錯 我推09/23 12:18
推 driftstar:XD09/23 12:27
推 ballby:還滿有趣的~09/23 12:27
推 pauhsi:.......09/23 12:58
推 duo751111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 13:02
推 mayoee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 13:06
推 tenight:XD09/23 13:17
推 maninfire:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 13:22
推 j8866yanzi:為啥看這篇時剛好有一台救護車開過去...09/23 13:53
推 xxx22088:不錯笑.09/23 13:57
推 nrevols:噗哈哈哈哈感同身受 我身邊也有這樣的人XD09/23 13:58
推 calone:不錯笑!09/23 14:13
推 sixpoint:XD09/23 14:14
→ bohu:OP09/23 14:29
推 diru:XDDDDDDDDD09/23 14:31
推 content71:XD09/23 14:50
推 Addidas:09/23 15:02
推 Yie:XD09/23 16:02
推 icely:XDDD09/23 16:03
→ kazin:我笑中F...XD09/23 16:28
推 livtyler0828:XD09/23 16:43
推 jveester:XD09/23 17:13
推 valley7788:XDD09/23 17:22
推 aaronpwyu:護士怎麼說~ 小明:I lovin' it~09/23 17:52
推 eastsea:XD09/23 18:04
→ glayteru00:哈哈.....10分!09/23 18:13
推 Mossaka:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 18:43
推 mooninsnow:XDDDD09/23 19:11
推 Platon:XDDDDD09/23 19:18
推 white07:讚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 19:19
推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 19:43
推 macdivas:XD 笑了09/23 20:09
推 xbearx:XDDDDD09/23 20:29
推 CowYao:XD09/23 20:33
推 reiv:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 20:36
推 asdic0702:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 20:37
推 Little0fat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 20:51
推 ilikeeat:XDDDDDD09/23 20:57
推 wildpeanut:XD09/23 21:03
推 looke:我笑了！09/23 21:12
推 bewithjoy:哈...哈...痾....5分= =09/23 21:20
推 ecif:XD09/23 21:20
推 WaSiTiman:XD09/23 21:21
推 Allenshady:有好笑到= =...09/23 21:22
推 bigjam:哈哈哈09/23 21:43
推 childss:我笑了09/23 21:43
推 cocoff:哈09/23 21:47
推 kegiroro:DOCTOR....GOOD JOB BOY.09/23 21:48
推 bigjam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/23 21:53
推 super496:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX09/23 22:01
→ clown0128:XD09/23 22:07
推 sinner0818:XDDDD09/23 22:20
推 nobodylikeme:爆09/23 22:22
推 anfernee0301:09/23 22:23
推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDD09/23 22:23
推 deepl:樓上的算錯了 我這邊才爆09/23 22:23
推 bmebau:爆吧!!!09/23 22:24
推 puzpuzpi:XDDDDDD09/23 22:55
推 miena:XD09/23 23:49
推 sixwillows:小明真是太厲害了哈哈嘿嘿嘿09/24 00:01
推 mosquito3467:哦哦~~貧道的靈魂就要昇天啦~09/24 00:02
推 beautyest:ㄏㄏy09/24 00:12
推 iboxdoll:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/24 00:15
推 chrisdo:XDDDD09/24 00:44
推 hunder31:我給他優!~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/24 01:09
推 any1985:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/24 01:17
推 artcherry:g讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚讚?09/24 01:17
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→ artcherry:哀 少個H09/24 01:17
推 junglecheng:我不爭氣的笑了!!09/24 01:33
推 mrkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/24 01:38
推 evisu0915:幹我PU吃的一聲09/24 01:38
推 shianshian:XD09/24 02:21
推 samson3:XD09/24 02:29
※ winnieinsky:轉錄至某隱形看板 09/24 02:39
推 nasatin:好久不見! 笑點!09/24 02:51
推 t0087669:好笑ㄟ....09/24 04:39
推 tabasa:XD09/24 06:53
推 Leaf789:XDDD09/24 07:42
推 FromIpanema:..........有好笑到09/24 08:53
推 VincentChen::) PUSH!!09/24 09:57
推 j33669:XD09/24 10:13
推 bettyhuang01:哈哈XDDD09/24 11:02
推 hchwu:XD09/24 11:08
推 axyl:狂笑...09/24 11:18
推 magan0117:XDDD09/24 11:32
推 onlywei:XDDDDDDDD09/24 11:44
推 ann111451:我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 9.5分09/24 12:47
※ aloser:轉錄至某隱形看板 09/24 13:57 ※ aloser:轉錄至看板 NCU92Physics 09/24 13:57 ※ aloser:轉錄至看板 shineshine 09/24 13:57
推 laiemperor:XD09/24 14:46
推 oioallen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/24 14:50
推 klean:推一下09/24 15:02
推 moboo:XDD 可是有這麼好笑嗎XD?09/24 15:19
推 nokia001008:XDD 夠好笑！！09/24 16:07
推 tiest0913:有股蛋蛋的憂傷..........(淚09/24 20:25
※ kshswind:轉錄至看板 KS95-304 09/24 21:47
推 ark:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/24 22:31
推 junfun:XDDD09/25 00:43
推 kiskang:XD09/25 00:52
※ kiskang:轉錄至看板 NTUot94 09/25 00:52
推 ideekao:XD09/25 01:54
→ edenas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/25 02:31
※ Aragami:轉錄至看板 StupidClown 09/25 08:30
→ AriaYang:沒人發現那只是從幼獅少年轉出來的嘛? 囧興09/25 12:09
推 showgrace:是嗎!!!?是從幼獅少年轉出來的嗎!!!!?09/25 12:52
推 poiu1234:XD09/25 14:26
推 pin0615:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/25 15:44
推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/25 16:47
推 woo0oow:推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推推 09/25 21:08
推 quanyou:good 09/25 21:48
※ starnightsky:轉錄至看板 pccu_ee89 09/25 22:06
推 hahasherrie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/25 23:55
推 qazwersxdcfv:清流09/26 00:25
推 GoddamnHot:XD09/26 00:36
推 eternaldark:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/26 01:13
推 aapen:XDDDDD09/26 17:52
推 scpxxx:XDDDD09/27 16:21
推 voli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/27 18:02
推 durga:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/27 23:33
推 langray:\(^▽^)/09/28 08:14
※ langray:轉錄至某隱形看板 09/28 08:16
推 bingo1122:XD 09/28 19:02
推 spooky221:XD09/29 11:15
推 leafisflying:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/29 23:48
→ cbate:這算OP了吧！　　只是角色換人而已　　囧 09/30 11:01
※ pipibaby:轉錄至看板 NTCU-SPE92A 10/10 22:39
推 coolkyo:有好笑到^^10/17 18:31
推 sea4504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD10/23 01:09
推 lskd:XD06/04 17:21
推 a22122212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD07/10 15:00
推 crystal1026:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 03:47
推 andy02: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 13:36
推 kimokimocom: 冒險推 04/22 01:54
推 rayray0410: jptt時光機帶我重返16年前04/22 02:30
推 olin7745: 又是哪個考古學家04/22 02:49
推 apple970066: 力量人讓時光倒流了04/22 03:03
推 abc41327: 好復古的表情符號 -> XDDDD04/22 03:09
噓 PTTfaggot: 考古學家04/22 03:14
推 ColaLing: 考古推 這年代我還不能辦ptt帳號04/22 03:29
推 Songla08: jptt出來灣 04/22 03:54
推 panhoho: 真是純真美好的年代04/22 04:36
→ chanceiam: 因為晨晨那篇的考古吧？04/22 06:38
推 USEZIGGS: XDDD 04/22 06:52
推 gxn: 再笑一次XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 07:03
推 qmogod: 古文出土啦04/22 07:06
推 tim5201314: XDD04/22 07:15
噓 liaungboy: 考古= = 04/22 07:21
噓 ghrpjjh6es: 考古04/22 07:28
推 salvage: 200604/22 07:34
噓 piqidibi: 這個我阿公跟我說過的笑話04/22 07:51
推 AppleApe: 耶嘿考古囉04/22 08:13
推 air4028: 2006 的文 XDD04/22 08:13
→ bgrich: 看到這種古董笑話就知道有人在考古 04/22 08:35
推 k167943005: 上完廁所我dododo 04/22 08:39
→ js9650611: XDDDD 04/22 08:40
推 azurestone: 哈哈可以04/22 08:40
推 invocatory: 2006年我在幹嘛QQ04/22 08:43
推 ppuppy: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD04/22 08:49
推 kwnbsfi2ga: 又坐了時光機XDD04/22 08:56
推 g666g3572: 不錯呀04/22 09:20
推 linyi520: 原來是考古文，想說爆什麼文04/22 09:23
推 takuya1: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 09:51
推 iam1vol: http://i.imgur.com/XfX8eij.jpg04/22 09:54
→ sixB: ?04/22 09:56
推 aaa90213: 我時空穿越了嗎 04/22 09:57
推 andykao082: 好笑ㄟ 04/22 10:19
推 s27129804: 考古報到04/22 10:25
推 senza07: 想說2022這種老梗怎麼會爆04/22 10:43
推 mimiyoyo: Dododo我只想到DoraXDDDD 04/22 10:47
推 Qoo159357: 2006年啊我靠04/22 10:54
推 symeng: 2006...04/22 11:01
推 cary3410: 神奇演算法04/22 11:04
推 sekokawana: 小明是不是智障QQ04/22 11:12
推 GivemeApen: 又考古了= =04/22 11:28
推 kk87822: 時光機 04/22 12:26
推 autoexecbat: 美好的年代 04/22 12:28
推 Saimmy: 優質笑話不分年代 04/22 12:28
→ dalipkid: 快20年前的考古 有點猛04/22 12:35
推 lukelove: 哇靠 晨晨穿越04/22 12:39
噓 adminc: 已知用火04/22 12:55
推 ISRC: 2006太猛了 好懷念04/22 13:18
推 hatephubbing: 嚇一跳04/22 13:42
推 sharry3018: 這不是小明的故事 是晨晨吧04/22 15:02
推 bobyth: 推 04/22 15:06
推 Fantasyweed: 我以為是力量人==04/22 15:26
推 tom80114: 神奇的不是JPTT吧 是居然有人記得16年前這篇04/22 15:48
→ tom80114: 一些人跑回來看這篇 自然就上熱門文章了… 04/22 15:48
推 kumabartho: 以為要唱baby shark 04/22 16:14
推 alex01: 不錯笑04/22 16:17
推 jeff800125: 那年代的笑話比較好笑04/22 19:09
推 LaserGunSpee: 躺16年了 04/22 19:33
→ pchome282000: 哈哈哈哈哈04/22 20:06
→ Cireiat: 考古推04/22 20:23
推 tnarthur: 剛辦ptt沒多久時看到這篇 好懷念04/22 20:28
推 wesleywesley: 幹2006年......04/22 20:42
推 Gavin3079: 哈哈哈 不錯欸04/22 21:01
推 nksv526: 重振可版 04/22 21:20
推 yzvr: 真是青澀的年代 04/22 21:21
推 caryamdtom: 也躺太久 04/22 22:15
※ 編輯: sillywhat (36.229.92.143 臺灣), 04/22/2022 23:27:21
推 lemongreenww: 哇原po居然還在 好感人QQ 04/23 00:17
推 Hsuannn000: 阿糖哭了 04/23 06:46
推 jboys75: 還記得這篇… 04/23 07:26
推 ray36: 也太老了吧XDDDDD 04/23 09:30
推 gamesame7711: 10年後再回覆一次 先留名… 04/23 10:03
→ ks3290: 還想說怎麼沒人噓已知用火 04/23 11:05
推 karta0681608: 力量人的力量 04/23 13:35
推 buster520798: 朝聖 04/23 22:18
推 CJhang: 考古xD 04/24 10:45
推 okashi206: 推 04/24 16:03
推 yuany1412: 有笑有推～ 04/25 01:12
推 hatephubbing: 修文修到格式跑掉 04/25 09:40
推 youwilldie: 完了 巴比Q了 04/26 14:12