Re: [笑話] 它他有罪

作者GFDS (要戰就快點)

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標題Re: [笑話] 它他有罪

時間Tue Apr 3 21:52:48 2007

三國時，劉備統治蜀漢，酒要專賣，不准民間私釀。有一天，他出來巡視，發現有個人家有釀酒的器具，便下令把那家人抓起來。在旁跟隨的簡雍便問劉備為何抓？劉備說：『他們有酒具，必有私釀，自然該抓。』簡雍這時突然叫士兵把路邊一個人抓過來，說這人有罪。劉備問：『他有何罪？』簡雍答：『他犯淫罪。』『怎麼說他犯淫罪，可有證據？』『有，他有淫具。』劉備聽了，哈哈一笑道：『有道理，來人將他押入大牢。』路人：『幹你媽的簡雍，幹。』簡擁：『囧』 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.116.142.123

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